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Oven Callout Post

If you are an oven, and I am actively trying to cook with you, you MUST stop making all of those weird and terrible noises. I swear to god, I am going to shit myself. Why are you making all those noises if you're not gonna fucking blow up or something? It's frankly homophobic, and needs to stop. Now.