*Jily's Wedding*

*Jily's wedding*

Remus giving a pep talk to James: You are like my brother but if you ever hurt Lily you will see the much more of the wolf side of Remus than the kind and forgiving Remus

James:

Sirius standing next to Remus:

Remus :

James: *laughs nervously*

Lily: if anyone of you would date a marauder who would it be?

Sirius: nobody...

Peter: what! no way

James: Remus-

Remus,Sirius,Peter,Lily,Marlene,Regulus,Mary all staring at James: WHAT-

James: eheh-

“fuck you, my child is fine-“

ma’am, your child’s favourite trope is enemies to lovers because they’re obsessed with the idea of someone falling in love with them for their flaws and validating them instead of accepting that they’re human and therefore imperfect

Sirius to James and Lily : So now you two are going to have a date night and I'll make the food

Lily: Remus go order pizza

Sirius: Hey! My cooking is not that bad!

Lily: Oh we don't know because you blow up the kitchen before we get to taste it

James: well you've got a point there

Sirius: Are you ok?

Remus sobbing: No the fuck I'm not

Sirius asking James: What happened when I was in detention?

James: Well he kinda stepped on a ladybug ACCIDENTALLY and cradled it and buried it near the whomping willow so that he would see it during full moon but I'm too scared to tell him that it was just a red M&M

*6th Year after James and Lily started dating*

James: Lily's boyfriend.

Sirius: wha-

James: is a lucky guy , I mean look a-

Peter: But it's you

Remus knowing what's coming: oh no-

James:yeah you damn right