Fuck You, My Child Is Fine-

“fuck you, my child is fine-“

ma’am, your child’s favourite trope is enemies to lovers because they’re obsessed with the idea of someone falling in love with them for their flaws and validating them instead of accepting that they’re human and therefore imperfect

Sirius: Moony please talk to me

Sirius: It was a mistake I swear

Sirius: Moony please

Remus: You ate my chocolate

Sirius: but it was a mistake-

Remus: YOU ATE MY CHOCOLATE

Sirius to James and Lily : So now you two are going to have a date night and I'll make the food

Lily: Remus go order pizza

Sirius: Hey! My cooking is not that bad!

Lily: Oh we don't know because you blow up the kitchen before we get to taste it

James: well you've got a point there

Sirius: Hello Moony!

James: Hiya there moony!

* Remus Ignores *

Lily: Hello Remus

Remus: Hiiii

James & Sirius: What the fu-

*6th Year after James and Lily started dating*

James: Lily's boyfriend.

Sirius: wha-

James: is a lucky guy , I mean look a-

Peter: But it's you

Remus knowing what's coming: oh no-

James:yeah you damn right

* On a teacup ride *

Remus and Lily: spinning a bit and talking

James and Sirius: spinning quickly and screaming

Other people don't dare to go near that ride anymore