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The Phantom

A/N: So, my friend @boxlikebutton actually got me to upload this. This is my first time uploading anything to the Thomas Sanders fandom, usually when I write things I just send it to them. But, they really like this idea, and told me that I just HAD to upload it. So... Here we are! Criticism is welcome, just... please be gentle.

So, this was heavily inspired when my friend sent me a bunch of these edits people have made between the Sanders Sides and the egoes of other Youtubers. Ships are going to be in this, gay ones obviously, but not ones you might expect! Regardless, I hope you guys enjoy! I’m just gonna quit rambling though hdsfjbjdskfb sorry enjoy everyone...!!!

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“Because what kind of man was Nate, for his main side to be that?”

Thomas was wondering when someone was going to move into the apartment next to him. When he saw the moving truck pull into the parking lot, he actually thought that someone else was just moving out. But, then he saw the movers carrying boxes of various sizes into the apartment that had been empty for so long beside him, and he realized what was going on. Almost immediately, his sides were buzzing inside of him, their voices bouncing back and forth as they theorized who their new neighbor could be.

I hope they’re nice! Oh, oh, what if they have puppies?! We could puppy-sit! Thomas felt excitement flutter in his heart at Patton’s suggestion.

Perhaps this is our Prince Charming! Thomas rolled his eyes, even though he had to be hoping for it himself since Roman mentioned. But hey, he was a lover, not a fighter!

Whoever it is, Ah, Virgil was right on time, let’s hope they’re not some kind of jerk, or TOO friendly.

There’s no such thing as too friendly, my dark son! Besides, I bet if we make some cookies and bring it over to them, they’ll warm right up to us! Statistics do show that giving people food gives you their friendship. Are those statistics just you, Logan. .... No comment.

Guys, Thomas chuckled, are we making cookies or not?

YES!

Thomas laughed as he walked to the kitchen.

That’s how the next hour went, and even though he was baking alone he somehow ended up getting flour everywhere. But, at the end of it all, he had a plate of steaming cookies and the moving truck was pulling out of the parking lot. There was a car he had never seen before, a black Camaro. It looked well cared for and it's surface gleamed brightly in the sun-rays. Was that his neighbor’s?

Do you really think you should do this, Thomas? Virgil whispered to him, to avoid being heard by the other sides. What if they don’t want to be bothered? What if it’s too early? Or, what if they’re allergic to chocolate? What if they don’t even LIKE cookies?!

Virgil, Thomas was careful to make sure that his voice was gentle, even if somehow, they end up not liking cookies, at least it’s a way to meet them and see what they’re like! And hey, they might even end up liking the cookies!

Virgil made a small noise, but didn’t say anything else. After knowing him for so long, Thomas knew that he wasn’t completely convinced, but he had been soothed enough that he would at least let this play out. Thomas pulled his shoes on and made sure his hair looked presentable in a mirror by his door, and he flashed himself a smile to boost his confidence before he opened the door and stepped outside.

Oh, god, sunlight. Roman, shut up.

Thomas walked down the sidewalk in front of his apartment, glancing at the fancy car one more time as he walked up the pathway to his new neighbor’s door. All of the sides were buzzing in excitement in their own way as he did, when Patton had a bright idea.

Guys, guys, one of us should go out! This guy might have his own sides too that we could be friends with! Why don’t we all just pop out? It would get crowded awfully fast. I think Virgil should meet them! What?! No! Aw, c’mon buddy, you were talking about wanting to get out of your shell more! On my own time! Why would we want them to meet Virgil first? No offense buddy, but- No! I agree! I don’t like this idea! No one likes me at first!

. . .

You shouldn’t have said that.

Thomas had just gotten up to the door when Virgil suddenly appeared beside him, stumbling and tripping over his own feet in his panic.

“No, no no no, let me back in!” He hissed in panic, obviously trying to pop back into Thomas’s mindscape, but he found himself unable to as Patton made it impossible to break through his barrier. “Patton!”

Thomas shook his head at him sadly. “Hey,” he whispered. “you’re gonna be fine! Only their sides are gonna see you!”

“THAT'S THE PROBLEM, THOMAS.”

Thomas smiled sadly but only knocked on the door. Virgil let out a soft whimper, staring at the door fearfully as he quickly moved his hands up to pull his hood up over his head. He had never wanted to crawl into a hole and just die as badly as he did right now. Suddenly, the door opened, and Thomas almost dropped the plate as Roman full out screamed in his head.

The man standing in the doorway was of Asian descent. He had black hair with the bangs pushed back, and his eyes were a deep puppy brown that were mysterious and adorable all at the same time. He wore black skinny jeans, a dark gray button up shirt, and a black leather jacket. His shoes were black army boots that looked like they could break Thomas’s back with one step. And, when he noticed that the man also had square framed glasses sitting on his nose, Thomas found that he wouldn’t even complained.

S T E P  O N  M E! Oh my god, Roman-

Thomas had almost forgotten how to speak, but luckily, his new neighbor gave him time to get his tongue back from the cat that had stolen it.

“Hi! Are you one of the neighbors?”

OH MY GOD HIS VOICE SL AUGH TER ME! Roman, SHUT UP.

“Yes!” Thomas said quickly. “Next door actually, to the right! I saw the movers, and, well, I thought I’d make you a welcome to the neighborhood present!” He lifted up the plate of cookies, smiling a bit sheepishly. The attractive male looked down at the plate before his eyes widened. Thomas felt his chest tighten slightly in fear, trying not to tighten his grip on the plate.

“Those look so good.” The man whispered, and Thomas visibly relaxed. He grinned.

“Oh, I’m so glad! Well, I don’t want to bother you-” “I don’t mind the company if you want to stay!”

The man grinned at Thomas, who fought the urge to blush as Roman went reeling in his mind. “It gives me a reason to procrastinate! Oh!” He held his hand out. “I’m Nathan, Nathan Sharp! But just call me Nate!” Thomas quickly raised his hand and took Nate’s, shaking it as he smiled at the taller man.

“I’m Thomas! Thomas Sanders!” “It’s great to meet you, man! Wanna come in and hang for a bit? It’s a card table, but, I have a table!” “I’d love to!”

Nate stepped back and opened the door wider, allowing Thomas to come in. The apartment’s layout was a lot like his own, which wasn’t surprising. There wasn’t a lot of furniture, but tons and tons of boxes. Like Nate had said though, there was a small card table where he was sure a dining room would be one day. Nate picked up a box sitting on it and carelessly dropped it onto the floor, ignoring the glass sounds that came from it as he grabbed two chairs from across the room and dragged them over. Thomas found himself smiling like crazy as he placed the plate of cookies on the table, giggling when Nate placed a chair behind him.

“I’m glad I brought these cookies over, I almost chickened out.” He admitted as they sat down.

“I’m glad you didn’t! This’ll probably be the only thing I eat tonight.” Nate chuckled.

INVITE HIM TO DINNER, Patton, who was the ultimate dad friend, screamed in Thomas’s head.

“You should come over to my place for dinner then!” He blurted out.

“Noooo!” Virgil whined, covering his face from where he was standing behind Thomas. Nate, of course, didn’t hear or see him.

“Oh, I don’t want to bother you!” Nate said.

“No, no, it’s fine! It’ll give me a reason to actually use my stove.” Thomas said, before muttering to himself, “my poor poor stove…” Nate laughed and Thomas blushed as he realized he had said that out loud.

“Well, I can’t turn down a home-cooked meal.” He smiled. “Haven’t had one of those in awhile, been surviving on cups of noodles and leftover pizza since I’ve started moving.” Thomas could hear Patton losing his absolute shit, while Logan was loudly rattling off many facts that proved that was HIGHLY UNHEALTHY AND YOU SHOULDN’T TAKE NOTES THOMAS!

Thomas smiled. Maybe, just maybe, his Prince had come. It was a surprise if Roman was right for once.

HEY. Shhh, this is so cute!

“What time should I come over?” “When’s a healthy time to start dinner?”

Nate laughed. “I usually have it around nine myself, gives me time to get hungry for a midnight snack.” Thomas grinned.

“Okay! Come over around eighty-thirty, we can chat while I try to keep myself from burning the place down.” He said, and smiled wider when Nate had laughed. God, he should not be falling right now, but he was. He didn’t even know if this guy was gay, though! Or, even into guys!

“That sounds awesome!” Nate smiled, picking up a cookie before he bit into it. He closed his eyes and groaned. “Holy shit…” Thomas laughed, grabbing a cookie for himself and taking a bite. Suddenly, he felt Virgil grab his shoulder with such a tight grip that Thomas almost dropped his cookie. He glanced up at him in confusion, and blinked. Virgil’s entire face was pale, even paler then it usually was. His eyes were wide and filled with horror and fear. Thomas stared up at him and then slowly glanced at where Virgil was staring, but he didn’t see anything there. Just a large box.

But that was simply because Thomas wasn’t a side, so he couldn’t see the man sitting on the box. But Virgil did.

He wore tight black pants and a black vest over a blood red buttoned up shirt, with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows to show the tattoos on his arms. His hair was styled in a quiff, midnight black like Nate’s. The sides weren’t shaved but the top was separated from the rest, puffed up slightly at the ends above his forehead. He had faint eyeliner that made his dark brown eyes pop out, and pierced into his earlobes were black plugs, around 00g in sizes. Virgil only knew because he had basically memorized gauge sizes because he had been freaking the hell out when Thomas had been debating on getting them. But that wasn’t the point. In the man’s hand was a black staff with a steel clawed hand at the end, gripping a clear glass orb. He was sitting on the box casually, his leg lifted up and the ankle set on his other leg’s knee. His arms were in his lap and he was leaned back slightly, a smirk on his lips as he stared Virgil right in the eye.

The darkness pouring off of his body put Deceit to shame.

Virgil, come home.

Patton didn’t have to tell Virgil twice, and he disappeared. But that didn’t take care of the big problem here.

Because what kind of man was Nate, if his main side was that?

I'm ain't LYING to you when I say Deceit uses a mask even though all the sanders sides all have the same face. Also I this was drawn before the recent Sanders Sides episode so now I can't tell if the mask should be Patton or Logan.  @thatsthat24

~ ~ ~ Time Taken: 1 Hour 36 Minutes

Is it just me or would the Sanders Sides be even funnier if Logan’s Catchphrase was “BULLSHIT” instead of “FALSEHOOD”? I mean just imagine it... 

Virgil (in DWIT): You’re Most Extreme Reaction Is An Eyebrow Raise.

Logan: BULLSHIT

or 

Deceit (SvsS): I’m Trying to Teach You a Lesson. But it is Literally IMPOSSIBLE!

*Logan’s Booming Voice in the Background*: BULLSHIT

@thatsthat24

My Mom: What's taking you so long??

Me: *re-enacting Sanders Sides in the bathroom*

Me: um...DRUGS

HAPPY ☆ PRIDE ☆ MONTH Guys, Gals & Non Binary Pals! I don’t know about you but I loved @thatsthat24 ’s new video about Pride! (Watch it to be informed bout sexuality+gender) I loved every single one of his friends, but Rose and @jayisjo got my attention👀 (TheyareSOcute, sanderswhyyougotsuchattractivefriends *cough*terrence too*cough*)

I tried but I’m not that good at making edits especially cause I’m using my phone

Roman: I know about the wager! Logan cheated!

Patton: He did what?

Roman: Yeah! With a two-headed snake!

Thomas: You might want to cover your ears

Patton: LOOOOGAAAAAN!

Virgil: So wait, if we retrieve this dumb box of yours we get anything that in there? Including say a certain illegal Colombian firework that someone had to fork up when they got to this godforsaken camp!

Thomas: Uh sure kid, now listen it's very important that you... wait where did he go?

Logan: Hes already half way across the lake

Thomas: *Turns the light off*

Remus: Hot singles in your area are waiting to meet you click the link below

Thomas: *Screams*

Virgil: *Wearing sunglasses on a skateboard* Thomas drank that water he left in the other room so I've decided im gonna truly live in till the poisons kick in

Patton: Why do you have a skateboard?

Virgil: *Looks into the distance for a dramatic scene* Gonna go skate off in till its time

Virgil: *Tries to skate off and lands on his face*

Thomas: *Summons the sides*

Roman: Are you serious! I was in the middle of a battle!

Patton: Kiddo why is there a sword in your chest.

Roman: oh yeah forgot about that

Roman: *Passes out*

Logan: Wheres the Crofters?

Thomas: Oh sorry I forgot it

Logan: oh ok

Thomas: I'll get it next time

Logan: *Holding a knife* Oh there wont be a next time

Patton: And no underwear left on the stairs Mr

Thomas: I don't like that word!

Logan: Too bad. Stairs, Stairs, Stairs!

Patton: ...He meant underwear...

Logan: ...

Logan: oh

I just had a thought,

What if in the next episode Remus is in he appears behind the TV again and like in the blooper video he gets stuck. I can just imagine the video continues but in the background you can just hear Remus desperately trying to get unstuck. And when Roman is talking you can see Remus behind him trying to wiggle his way out.

Sorry if this doesn't have the best grammar. The thought just made me laugh.

Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?

Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad

Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence

Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...

Thomas: Knock knock

The Sides: Who's there?

Thomas: Not the chicken!

After SVS:

Deceit: Fine then, if you won't listen to me then I'll have to release... him *Sinks Down*

Thomas: What is he... What you guys doing?

Roman & Virgil: *Boarding up the windows* HELP US IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!

Remus: Thomas shoot for the moon

Remus: If you miss, shoot again. Keep shooting and never stop. Someday one of us will destroy that stupid sky circle and-

Remus: What? What are you- Its right behind me isn't it? Crap! Everyone act casual!

Thomas: What's the hardest thing to say?

Logan: I was wrong

Roman: I need help

Virgil: I'm sorry

Remus: Worcestershire Sauce

If Virgil was in POF:

Virgil: *Rises up* Crap sorry I'm la...

Thomas: *Dead*

Janus: *Stood infront of Thomas*

Patton: *Frog*

Roman: *Having an identity crisis*

Virgil: Why's Deceit here!

Janus: THAT'S YOUR QUESTION?