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Updated angst theme songs

Virgil: Brave As A Noun ~ Andrew Jackson Jihad

Roman: 100 Bad Days ~ AJH

Logan: Born Without A Heart ~ Faouzia

Patton: Little Girl ~ Faith Marie

Deceit: Stupid & Anxious ~ Joel Faviere

Logan: *Cuts his finger* Ow

Patton: Don't worry I got you! *Kisses Logan's finger*

Logan: *Blushing* what...

Patton: On things I've watched parent's give there kiddos kisses when they hurt themself to make them feel better

*Later*

Roman: *Writing*

Logan: *Kicks the door down* ROMAN I NEED YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH

Roman: *Confused screaming*

Patton: And no underwear left on the stairs Mr

Thomas: I don't like that word!

Logan: Too bad. Stairs, Stairs, Stairs!

Patton: ...He meant underwear...

Logan: ...

Logan: oh

Roman: Its always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or sky. Like come on at least be a bit creative.

Logan: His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for cleaning

Virgil: His eyes were as blue as my tumbler dashboard

Patton: His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing

Logan: So basically um what I was thinking was

Remus: *Rips Logans teeth out*

Logan: Oh f**k, I can't believe you've done this

Remus: OH YOU DON'T GET IT! ANIME IS FULL OF EMOTION!

Logan: OH REALLY? IS *does a cute anime pose* AN EMOTION?

Remus: *Blushes* IT CAUSES THEM!

Logan: Virgil are those hickeys?

Virgil: *blushing* They are... um... kisses from the universe!

Logan: Kisses from the universe? Are you stupid or-

Patton: KISSES FROM THE UNIVERSE? CAN I HAVE A KISS FROM THE UNIVERSE!

Roman: Ask Logan

Patton: *turns to Logan* Logan can you give me kisses from the universe?

Logan: ...

Logan: *walks away because he's blushing* I hate you all!

Logan: You guys are crying over a dude who has a 3rd grade reading level. He's not ignoring your texts, *Points to the twins* he's sounding them out! Give him a moment!

Roman: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast

Logan: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Roman: Breakfast burrito, but yeah

Logan: I pity your dentist

Roman: Jokes on you! I don't have a dentist

Remus:*Standing at the top of the stairs with a ball up his shirt* IM PREGNANT

Logan: With all of the options. Why did I pick you?

Remus: BECAUSE IM CARRYING OUR CHILD!

Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?

Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad

Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence

Deceit: Virgil is not my son!

Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?

Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?

Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?

Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's

Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!

Everyone: ...

Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*

Virgil: Why are Patton and Logan sitting back to back?

Roman: They had a fight

Virgil: Why are they holding hands?

Roman: They get sad when they fight

Deceit & Remus: -2, 1! Happy new year! *Kisses*

Logan: It's April! Stop making out everytime the microwave goes off!

Patton: You know what, we're smart to smartypants

Logan: Then what's the difference between a gametes and a zygote?

Roman: Don't fall for it Pat! He's just making up words!

Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...

Thomas: Knock knock

The Sides: Who's there?

Thomas: Not the chicken!

The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*

Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!

Remus: We're not here!

Patton: Where are you then?

Remus: We're at the library

Logan: Open this door I swear to God!

Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library

Logan: I like you jacket, is it unisex?

Remus: I don't need sex, maybe you need sex!

Logan: No, U-N-I-sex

Remus: *Starts taking off clothes* If you insist.

Virgil: I want a boyfriend like this *Holds up a picture of Roman*

Roman: Hi

Virgil: No

Roman: But that's a photo of me

Virgil: Wrong, it's a photo of Logan dressed as you

Roman: wtf

Logan: Virgil I accept your feelings

Roman: WTF

Thomas: What's the hardest thing to say?

Logan: I was wrong

Roman: I need help

Virgil: I'm sorry

Remus: Worcestershire Sauce