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Deceit: Virgil Is Not My Son!
Deceit: Virgil is not my son!
Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?
Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?
Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?
Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's
Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!
Everyone: ...
Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*
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More Posts from Virgiltheemoraccoon
Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?
Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad
Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence
Remus:*Standing at the top of the stairs with a ball up his shirt* IM PREGNANT
Logan: With all of the options. Why did I pick you?
Remus: BECAUSE IM CARRYING OUR CHILD!
Remus: OH YOU DON'T GET IT! ANIME IS FULL OF EMOTION!
Logan: OH REALLY? IS *does a cute anime pose* AN EMOTION?
Remus: *Blushes* IT CAUSES THEM!
I just had a thought,
What if in the next episode Remus is in he appears behind the TV again and like in the blooper video he gets stuck. I can just imagine the video continues but in the background you can just hear Remus desperately trying to get unstuck. And when Roman is talking you can see Remus behind him trying to wiggle his way out.
Sorry if this doesn't have the best grammar. The thought just made me laugh.
Deceit & Remus: -2, 1! Happy new year! *Kisses*
Logan: It's April! Stop making out everytime the microwave goes off!