Virgil: So Wait, If We Retrieve This Dumb Box Of Yours We Get Anything That In There? Including Say A

Virgil: So wait, if we retrieve this dumb box of yours we get anything that in there? Including say a certain illegal Colombian firework that someone had to fork up when they got to this godforsaken camp!

Thomas: Uh sure kid, now listen it's very important that you... wait where did he go?

Logan: Hes already half way across the lake

Fandom Virgil: o-oh no-o it-ts d-dece-eit

Canon Virgil: GET THE F*** OUT YOU SLIMY DISH WASHER

Roman: Virgil weren't you grounded?

Virgil: My fathers overreacting, how was I supposed to know that chickens don't like baths.

Remus: Dont worry he knows a real man is protecting you tonight

Virgil: Your not even close

Remus: But I have a moustache!

Roman: Yeah so does your grandma

Rain

Roman: *Wet from the rain* I'm so sorry I didn't mean it

Virgil: ...

Virgil: You do realise I can see it's not actually raining

Roman: Oh thank God I can turn this off *Turns off hose*

Roman: Hey wanna come over?

Virgil: Can't, my parents are very protective.

Roman: Just tell them you wont be gone for long

Virgil: You don't understand, we could be standing at my front door for five minutes and they would still pat me down and ask where ive been!

Remus: Sorry I'm late I was doing stuff

Virgil,Logan&Patton: ...

Remus: ...

Remus: *Looks behind him* How hard did I push him down the stairs?