Self Deprecating Humor - Tumblr Posts

They said I could be anything I set my mind to.

Sadly, my mind doesn't have a 'happy' setting. It has at least two.

"I have little to no emotions left, please leave me alone."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

So “Meet the Artist” things where going around a while back, so ... have a self portrait, and some fun facts about how I normally look when I draw for you guys (i.e. when I’m at home on weekends and stuff)

That was me three hours ago, I wish I got stuck in traffic or got really lost and needed GPS. Work sucks, especially when you have to fake smile at everyone who enters. But the customer is always right.

You know, sometimes when life shows you your new job is close to a town your family lives in, take a chance and drive down that road. Take a moment to reflect and remember how life was back then compared to now. And if you want, play your tunes or the radio. Follow the road until you get to a point or where you need to go. There's no shame in driving down those familiar roads.

And if you can't drive yet or unable to, walk down the sidewalks and do the same thing in your neighborhood. You'll get the same feeling. How time has passed on and yet, you know the way to church or a relatives house. No shame in it.

But really what if? I'm tired.....

Creds to the artist!

I'm just straight up posting random photos now I'm sorry

I love being alone because then nobody can make me feel unwanted.

Thank you

I know how much of a shitty person I am.

I know how much of a dissapointment I am.

I know how my personality is rotten 'till it's core.

I know how much of a pain I am to my mother until she's in her grave.

I know it's because I cause her pain and misery to her until God decided it's enough for her and take her again.

I know how much you hated me when I cause your sister in pain.

I know how much you hated me because of my pain and ungrateful ass that made your sister died.

I know, because you know what? I feel the same.

I hate myself for being selfish, ungrateful, and always cause pain to my mother until the end.

The one who never complain while raising this shitty person.

Thank you for reminding me that no matter how hard I try, I will never be enough.

I know, and I'm so thankful for you to remind me again.

When I thought that I can move on and start a new life.

When I tried so hard to change even though it's really hard for me to change the old me.

I'm trying so hard, and it's still not enough.

Yeah, I know, and thank you.

Now I just want to die more everyday, and maybe I will start to beat myself to death because all of my past mistakes.

Thank you.

women who are going nowhere in life i love you with all my heart

my mom does this really cool thing where she walks into the room and I instantly feel inadequate and sad

Honestly,

Do you ever just think of THE ONE.

How perfect it would be?!

How you’ll try to be perfect for that person. And you just jeep praying that if he shows up now, you’ll cry and give him everything!

You’ll make him so happy that he wouldn’t want to loose you?

How his proposal will send you to heaven? And you’ll probably have a sob fest that will probably not look good on tape but you don’t care.

How you’ll both try your hardest to compromise. And accept him just the way he is. And now that love is everything but also that love is a choice. And that you will choose to love him and he you, every single day.

You’ll raise such beautiful family, and love them unconditionally. How your kids will have the best life and they will not ask for anything because you’ll give them the world. They’ll have Christmas morning and movie nights. Cookies baked fresh from the oven.

Do you? Do you think about such things?

Because I do.

And how pathetic all this looks, because you’re 21 and still NEVER had a relationship. You’ve been single you’re whole life and you chide yourself for being such hopeless romantic.

-foreverblair

A parte mais difícil depois de uma ataque e de comer tudo que vem pela frente é contar quantas calorias foram ingeridas em menos de um minuto!!!

i made a meme pls show me love

^good advice

you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs” and every blog I open with a title like “pointless posts” and every opinion post I see tagged something derogatory by op!! speaking as someone whose post tag used to be “makes bad posts.” stop actively putting up roadblocks for yourself!! why do we always say bullying is bad but never when we’re bullying ourselves