Hahaha - Tumblr Posts
Lan just needs to make a quick trip to the trademark office
*Full apologies to the Han Yan Fan Van for ripping off your name, but you can forever live with the knowledge that you have the coolest fan name in figure skating history
How all the Forsaken react to their votive statuettes
Graendal: collects statuettes of herself from all over the world and displays them prominently in her lair
Sammael: deeply offended that his statuette is so short
Moghedien: satisfied that history has memorialized her with a great ass. The fact that it’s a spider abdomen is not germane
Demandred: completely oblivious to the entire thing. When he sees his iconography he assumes it’s Lews Therin’s.
Lanfear: says it’s vulgar, secretly loves it
Asmodean: recognizes the guitar make. He hated that brand.
Ishamael: Really likes the ones where the incense stick fits inside, and when you light it the flame is visible out of his mouth and eyes
Semirhage: honestly just disappointed they only burn incense
Dragons are basically fish, when you get down to it.
There’s no such thing as fish. The word doesn’t have any taxonomic meaning. It’s a word we’ve used to describe everything from hagfish to goldfish, even though a coelacanth is more closely related to a camel than a salmon. But because they inhabit the same ecological niche of “vertebrate animal with gills and fins,” we call them all fish.
Likewise, there’s no such thing as dragons. We call anything that fills the mytho-ecological niche of “dangerous animal that blocks the way” a dragon. And that’s why any kind of argument of what does and doesn’t count as a dragon is moot — wyverns are dragons just as much as a jabberwock or a jaculus or a tatzelwurm, not because they’re closely related in a biological clade but because they fill a narrative niche.
Dragons are also lobsters, but that’s for unrelated reasons.
Need this.
"i can fix them!" no, i'm making both of us worse. enjoy the chaos, babe.
me:
Arthricia:
How tall is Oliver? My guess is 5'9.
Average height, you're close, tho! Around 178 cm (anything related to physical appearance can be answered with that word lul)
Я не многословен, но лучше заткни мне рот
Заметка на веснушки. Отзеркаленная версия
Что-то сегодня сделал. Похвалите меня пожалуйста...... Кто-нибудь.... Я же не один тут...
Out-of-context character design notes (from my sketchbook) part one/???
Uh...okay?
Did a little bit of writing for Collateral Damage today. Chapter 2 has a Batman cameo, and I tried to type Dark Knight. Instead, this happened:
Oh hey, for anyone who’s been wondering what happened to me, I’m okay. I just have had school for a while and most of my creativity has all but gone out the window...I mean, I know what I want to write, but dammit, is it hard to actually put those thoughts into words...
WE NEED LANCE'S CUTIE MARK! PLEASE PLEASE
Lance: If I was a small rainbow horse, my cutie mark would be an infinity sign because I’m awesome at everything I do.
Now some edits to fill the void (and probably why you followed me)
I’m just gonna watch Disney movies until I’m “happy” again
Update: it isn’t working, I’m now also sad about a firefly
Currently I’ve been switching between rewatching the starkid/tincanbros musicals and old fnaf play throughs…
I think that nicely sums up my mental state