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“What’s so weird about me being nice and helping my volleyball brethren.”

-Kuroo Testurou 💕💕

I just wanted to post this because this quote is truly inspiring and has helped me through the highs and lows of High school volleyball (football).....

I’m sorry about how sarcastic that truly was😀💕

I feel like smuts are getting so boring lately its starting to feel really rushed like I NEED MORE DETAILS what was undressing like? are we nervous? Happy? What's his reaction? What do you mean he explored your body? Squeezing? Smacking? WHERE? What's my reaction? Are you uncomfortable writing this? THEN DONT WRITE SMUT😭😭😭 idk if its just me but i don't just read it, im visualizing everything, im THEREEE!! i need details please😿😿😿

Oh, yeah. I definitely watch Bullet Train for the plot.

The Plot:

“I’ve been here for five hours!”

Not content with just ruining the canon, I’ve also set my sights on the original Sidney Paget illustrations.

(Sorry, Sidney.)

I’ve always loved this particular illustration (from the Red Headed League, I think?), but, well, Holmes does look a little uncomfortable...

Holy shyet I think they did

did they actually just “not today” us

I haven’t forgotten to update. I’m just slowly getting things together. Probably should have said ‘update in the weeks following’ huh.

Hey guys! I know it's been a bit but I made an art blog! With no art yet! Perhaps tomorrow! Just go on over ottos-doodle-page and you'll find my shitty art!

nobody is fucking safe from boops, idc of idk u i will be booping if i see the button <3

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

Dan Reynolds is a bottom

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

Sorry for the wall of reblogs of that one piece of art

He's one of my friends and you should check him out because she makes amazing art!!!

hi death note

do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

Sweepy Hors

Now some edits to fill the void (and probably why you followed me)

Just saw this post by @blackbirdblackbird got depressed and felt like I needed some plot twist.

I’m sorry but, imagine

Aziraphale: You…You said you loved me!

Crowley: I’m a demon. I lied.

My hand slipped

[S] Jasper: Mental breakdown.