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Ok my idea is absolutely gringe worthy but did anyone remember the lyrics to "moon and back" by JVKE.. I mean, you could take it literally just-
Just put the song on and hopefully it makes sense because rn I'm laughing my ass off.
ITS JUST TOO FUNNY MAN.
B&A Hook Up's: KnightLight
KnightLight won! Here we go!
XXX
Before:
Jaune: So Jess, would you like to go on a date with me?
Jessica: *happy smol girl noises* Yes!
After:
*Jessica and Jaune sitting on Remnant's moon butt naked while outlined with Green energy*
Jessica: *Embarrassed* I didn't know the ring could do that while I-I was..!
Jaune: *also embarrassed* Havine an Orgasm?
Jessica: YES!!!
XXX
Who's Next?
Weiss laid in her bed as she grumbled to herself before a door opens as jaune steps in. He had the same dorky smile he always greeted her with as Weiss smiled back at him.
Weiss: jaune, how was your parenting class today?
Jaune: it was... Interesting
Weiss: how so?
Jaune: well... The others there were REALLY friendly for some reason. One even tried to give me her number.
Weiss could hear in her own mind a CRACK as her eye twitched.
Weiss: excuse me, one did what again?
Jaune: one gave me her number and... Ok now I realize what they were actually doing.
Weiss: jaune... When I get out of this hospital you, Wryan and me are going to be living Vale... Because I'm about to murder some whores
Jaune: uh snow angel maybe you shouldn't-
Weiss: arc. I've made up my mind
Jaune immediately shut up as he nodded. He knew all to well if she used his last name she was not happy... But for some reason seeing her being protective of him, Made his heart skip a beat.
Gods he loved this woman.
A Lamb Among Hyenas
Jaune: *Entering Parenting class and smiles at some single moms* Hi!
Mom 1: You're new~ What's ya name?
Jaune: Oh, I'm Jaune, and I, uh, got a baby girl,
Mom 1: Welcome, this is a safe space
Jaune: *Smiles and nods* Thank you
Mom 2: Totally! Does... your wife work? Or...?
Jaune: Oh no, we're uh, not married right-
Mom 1: Good
Jaune: ... Uh, she' still in the hospital-
Mom 2: Oh I'm so sorry! What happened?
Jaune: C-Section, There was some complications
Mom 1: hopes she makes it
Jaune: Yeah... she's at the ICU, she's getting better
Mom 1: Poor thing- Can I bring you dinner?
Jaune: ... No... thnak you though, that's very nice...
Mom 1: You sure~?
Jaune: Yeah
Mom 2: You don't want that dinner *Glares at Mom 1* Woman can't warm up a hot pocket, I'll give you my number in case you need, Anything~! What's your number?
Mom 1: My number is I like Anal
Jaune: *Stunned* AYE! WHOA!
(How does your ship react?)
Let's see..
Glass armor
Torched Guard
Smouldering Knight
Or (and here's a real weird one)
Ashened swords.
Having trouble coming up with a name for the Toxic KnightFall AU... any Ideas?
This only makes me face palm.
Part of me wishes that in an alternate reality bmblb was planned so that way I don't have to see the constant bickering between Blacksun and Bmblb shippers and having to there are memes like this.
It's funny don't get it twisted but God damn does my ass think for no reason.
bees when Sun looks at Blake: 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Bees when Blake is staring at Yang:
I know it was meant to be a kinda serious scene but I couldn’t help but laugh.
I just realised that people simp for Salem.....
Fucking masochists
Salem: how did you manage to kill all of team rwby and get the relics
Cinder:
This is a cinder hate account
What time is it? Staying up past midnight making RWBY text posts time
They are sisters.
me? posting rwby textpost memes pt16 at a time that ISNT ungodly late?? like a normal person??? it’s more likely than you think!
anyways allow me to steal qrow’s gender. also considered doing either cinder or salem instead of raven but seeing as cinder is probably in her 20s and salem is immortal, neither really fit the middle-aged criteria. ALSO also. i bully jaune so much in these i promise i love him 😭
rwby textpost memes pt21! another bundle, another jaune bullying opportunity :)
Henchman: You’re getting mugged, kid!
Ruby: Nope, you’re getting mugged!
Henchman: Gah, how the hell does that even work?!
Do you think Qrow and Raven ever explored each others bodies?
