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Ruff and Tuff, baby.

I can never stop loving these two 😩 Be my children. 

Ruffnut: What if we inverted our initials? I’d be Tuffnut Rhorston..

Snotlout: Jnotlout Sorgensen.

Astrid: Hstrid Aofferson.

Hiccup: Hiccup Ha - this is a stupid game.

Hiccup: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

Tuffnut: Actually, we have three.

Ruffnut: Pick your favourite.

Astrid: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Ruffnut: Just give him a minute

Tuffnut: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

Ruffnut: You okay?

Tuffnut, crying: Yeah, it was just these onions

Ruffnut, to the onions: The fuck did u just say to my brother

Jack: You were drunk last night

Tuffnut: No I wasn't

Ruffnut: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling "Stop hiding, Spongebob! I know u're in there!"

Tuffnut:

Tuffnut: but did I find him tho?

[texting]

Ruffnut: feeling :(

Fishlegs: turn that frown upside down

Ruffnut: the “(” would still look the same due to its horizontal symmetry “:(”

Fishlegs: reflect that frown along its vertical axis

Ruffnut: :)

Fishlegs: :)

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Tuff: What would happen if you microwaved twenty marshmallow peeps at once?

Ruff: We must find out for science!

Hiccup: Or you can just Google it.

Tuff: ...

Ruff: ...

Tuff: Uh, exactly where do you think Google gets that kind of information?

Ruff: Your precious ‘Google’ would be nothing without people like us! Nothing!

The twins: So our plan is this

The twins: Step 1 - get 15 identical dragons

The twins: step 2 - invite someone over

The twins: step 3 - when they ask how many dragons we have, we respond "just one, but he's really fast"

Pixar, explain

Hair situation is getting out of the hand

I have a headcanon that the twins are actually pretty good with medical stuff - tending wounds, making stitches, etc. I like to think that since they've gotten themselves into trouble so much times, they had to learn these stuff by trying different methods on themselves. I think they function as sort of healers at the Edge - after all, Gothi isn't there with them. Someone from the gang has to take that job and the twins seem perfect for it in my opinion.

Ah, yiss, Doctor Thorston and Doctor Thorston.

This could be one of those instances where Fishlegs’ “may have read a thing or two” but it turns out he hasn’t put much focus on human healing so much as dragon healing, as he rarely allowed himself to get too hurt as a child. Astrid also comes with her fair share of knowledge… though it’s more through bits and pieces of experience. She was never one to focus on the healing part of battle so much as the ‘avoid getting hurt next time’ part.

Hiccup’s pretty good with burn care but, like Fishlegs, never dedicated too much time to the healing arts. Too much else to focus on. And Snotlout… if you’d ever ask him he “does the hurting, not the healing”.

So I love the idea that the Twins are surprisingly knowledgable about wound care through both necessity and their own curiosities. Oh, hey, I recognize the color of that puss–yeah, you’re gonna want to bandage it with this plant… and …don’t get that wet, it’ll make it worse (wait, on second thought)…

And when they’re on the nip they occasionally make some great advances in medicine

Ruffnut and Tuffnut + Bonding

Ruffnut and Tuffnut can sense pain areas in each other’s body.  When Ruffnut pulls a muscle in her hamstring, Tuffnut feels a dull ache in the same area.  If Tuffnut has a stiff back, Ruffnut feels a similar muted sensation.

Those are the areas they target on each other when they deliver ‘uncalled for’ attacks.  It’s their way of giving each other a Viking Massage. It’s their way of reminding each other they’re still connected.

✍ Ruffnut and Tuffnut please! :)

more doodle.

Someone please teach me how to get rid of art block please.

Quick Ruffnut before I head to bed ;3;