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Pixar, explain

The twins: So our plan is this

The twins: Step 1 - get 15 identical dragons

The twins: step 2 - invite someone over

The twins: step 3 - when they ask how many dragons we have, we respond "just one, but he's really fast"

Tuff: What would happen if you microwaved twenty marshmallow peeps at once?

Ruff: We must find out for science!

Hiccup: Or you can just Google it.

Tuff: ...

Ruff: ...

Tuff: Uh, exactly where do you think Google gets that kind of information?

Ruff: Your precious ‘Google’ would be nothing without people like us! Nothing!

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[texting]

Ruffnut: feeling :(

Fishlegs: turn that frown upside down

Ruffnut: the “(” would still look the same due to its horizontal symmetry “:(”

Fishlegs: reflect that frown along its vertical axis

Ruffnut: :)

Fishlegs: :)

Jack: You were drunk last night

Tuffnut: No I wasn't

Ruffnut: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling "Stop hiding, Spongebob! I know u're in there!"

Tuffnut:

Tuffnut: but did I find him tho?

Ruffnut: You okay?

Tuffnut, crying: Yeah, it was just these onions

Ruffnut, to the onions: The fuck did u just say to my brother

Astrid: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Ruffnut: Just give him a minute

Tuffnut: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

Hiccup: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

Tuffnut: Actually, we have three.

Ruffnut: Pick your favourite.

Ruffnut: What if we inverted our initials? I’d be Tuffnut Rhorston..

Snotlout: Jnotlout Sorgensen.

Astrid: Hstrid Aofferson.

Hiccup: Hiccup Ha - this is a stupid game.

Ruff and Tuff, baby.

I can never stop loving these two 😩 Be my children. 

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+ bonus: 

(Language warning, just to be safe) headcanon that the only reason Hiccup isn’t dropping f-bombs left and right is because he’s following the Toddler Rule™ with the twins because if there’s two things I love it’s Hiccup swearing and Hiccup having a a paternal/fraternal relationship with the twins

Like ever since he started hanging out with the gang, he quickly realized that the twins will over-eagerly parrot back anything even slightly eyebrow raising like it’s some sort of a game, so it’s best to avoid swearing.

Hiccup: Son of a b–

Ruff & Tuff: :)))

Hiccup: …og burglar. Son of a bog burglar.

Ruff & Tuff:

Hiccup:

Ruff & Tuff: Bitch.

Hiccup: Nononononono–

Tuffnut: The risk we took was calculated, 

Ruffnut: but man, are we bad at math.

Stoick: Nothing in life is free

Astrid: Life is free

Hiccup: Adventure is free

Fishlegs: Knowledge is free

The twins: Everything in life is free if you run fast enough

Hiccup, parking the car: Can you guys get a table?

The twins: sure

(3 minutes later)

Both of the twins, sprinting out of the restaurant, carrying a table: START THE CAR!!

Tuffnut

Ruffnut: *kicks the door open looking very panicked*

Hiccup: What did you do?!

Ruffnut: NOBODY DIED!

Hiccup: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

I came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming. I am not afraid to leave it in the same way.

- Ruffnut, Tuffnut and Astrid (via dragonfruitsu)

They’re supposed to be electric eels but I chose to colour them in like their Zippleback and now they look more like some sort of dragon-eel-fusion. Oh well.

I was torn between eel, octopus, and jellyfish, I think they all fit them tbh! Any ideas for the rest of the gang?

[PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS!]

Dragon hunters questioning Ruffnut

Hunter: Where do you live?

Ruffnut: With my brother.

Hunter: Where does your brother live?

Ruffnut: With me.

Hunter: Where do you both live?

Ruffnut: Together.

Hunter: Where is your house?

Ruffnut: Next to my neighbor’s house?

Hunter: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Ruffnut: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.

Hunter: Tell me.

Ruffnut: Next to my house.

I always imagine these twin’s fight would be brutal as….

Please ignore Ruffnut constantly taking her helmet off and on again…. :V rookie mistake.