Ruffnut: What If We Inverted Our Initials? Id Be Tuffnut Rhorston..

Ruffnut: What if we inverted our initials? I’d be Tuffnut Rhorston..

Snotlout: Jnotlout Sorgensen.

Astrid: Hstrid Aofferson.

Hiccup: Hiccup Ha - this is a stupid game.

Ruff and Tuff, baby.

I can never stop loving these two 😩 Be my children. 

Tuff: What would happen if you microwaved twenty marshmallow peeps at once?

Ruff: We must find out for science!

Hiccup: Or you can just Google it.

Tuff: ...

Ruff: ...

Tuff: Uh, exactly where do you think Google gets that kind of information?

Ruff: Your precious ‘Google’ would be nothing without people like us! Nothing!

(Language warning, just to be safe) headcanon that the only reason Hiccup isn’t dropping f-bombs left and right is because he’s following the Toddler Rule™ with the twins because if there’s two things I love it’s Hiccup swearing and Hiccup having a a paternal/fraternal relationship with the twins

Like ever since he started hanging out with the gang, he quickly realized that the twins will over-eagerly parrot back anything even slightly eyebrow raising like it’s some sort of a game, so it’s best to avoid swearing.

Hiccup: Son of a b–

Ruff & Tuff: :)))

Hiccup: …og burglar. Son of a bog burglar.

Ruff & Tuff:

Hiccup:

Ruff & Tuff: Bitch.

Hiccup: Nononononono–

The twins: So our plan is this

The twins: Step 1 - get 15 identical dragons

The twins: step 2 - invite someone over

The twins: step 3 - when they ask how many dragons we have, we respond "just one, but he's really fast"