Rosaline Capulet - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

well, i could imagine my lovely cousin would rouse the attention of many a suitor, even in her journey to nunhood... as for your friend, i'm sure he hath found something much better to do 😇🫶

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1) Lute Song Number Three

2) Lute Song Number One

3) Pan Flute Forest Melody

4) Balladry (Alehouse Version)

5) Capulet Party Song

i have been told by mine cousin, rosaline, that mine tastes are odd compared to any other dame. oh well. i shalt keep listening to lute song number three anyways... 🪈🎶


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1 year ago

fyi, I have bitten:

romeo, because he ate my bagel

benvolio, for various reasons, but not maliciously

tybalt, because sometimes, thou forgettest thy rapier at home

not juliet, because ewwww, girls

paris, for he is an idiot

prince escalus, when I was only one year old and he was changing my diaper. I barely had teeth back then so I do not know what all the fuss is about

valentine, for he is my brother, and thou hast to fight thy brother

rosaline, because she made romeo cry

aye, I do bite people. next question


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1 year ago

BECAUSE, VALENTINE... t'was for revenge purposes

aye, I do bite people. next question


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1 year ago

forget about the previous gossip

rosaline returned to verona this afternoon. but that's not even the crazy part; she wanteth to go out with me! what do I even say?

I think I shall decline her invitation. my bestie romeo used to like her immensely, and I don't want to hurt him...


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2 years ago

Paris: So, let me get this straight-

Mercutio and Juliet: More like let me run this bi you.

Romeo: Let’s just see how this pans out.

Rosaline: We should ace-ess the situation.

Tybalt and Benvolio: I’m gay.


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