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Romeo @ Rosaline: *playing the lute* I loveth thee, Wench. I will never cease loving thee, Wench

fyi, I have bitten:

romeo, because he ate my bagel

benvolio, for various reasons, but not maliciously

tybalt, because sometimes, thou forgettest thy rapier at home

not juliet, because ewwww, girls

paris, for he is an idiot

prince escalus, when I was only one year old and he was changing my diaper. I barely had teeth back then so I do not know what all the fuss is about

valentine, for he is my brother, and thou hast to fight thy brother

rosaline, because she made romeo cry

aye, I do bite people. next question

ROSALINE (2022) dir. Karen Maine

i’m not kidding fucking tag me in this shit or whatever i want to know what your names would have been in the fuckin. 1930s! it’s so fun i feel like i’m uncovering other little izzys under rocks and leaves it’s so pleasant