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a horse stepped on mine father's foot. i dost fear for tybalt, for this frustration plus that of the birthday party incident may lead him to an early demise/grounding.

let us ne'er speak of the birthday party incident again.... not until we all have recovered and feel ready to share......... 😞♥️

juliet nation is not ready for the juliet birthday update. thou simply aren't ready. it was so wild that i had to take an entire morn and eve to process...

update coming soon.

thank you paris. this is one of your several (three) messages that have actually made me smile. may the stars smile upon thee for my party tonite ♥️🎂

please avoid speaking with tybalt, by the way.. he hath grown antsy in his groundings, and may be a bit more aggressive than usual. thx 🙏

Dearest @thecapuletjuliet, I pray that this day of thou birth be filled with mirth and delight as we celebrate the lovely soul who hath graced mine and so many others lives.💞May this year bestow upon thee all that thou heart doth desire, and may our days together be ever more blessed.💗

fuck this post and happy birthday juliet capulet!!!

though a bedazzled a ribboned romeo would be quite a sight to behold, i fear that a montague may not be welcome at mine party! especially with.... tybalt...

though, if thou art capable of recreating your little infiltrating endeavour from the last party then by all mines, join us!! 'tis a party after all, and the more the merrier! 🎂🎉🎉

happy birthday jule!!!

AHA!!! I can't believe thou remembered! 🥹

Fourteen! Such an age to be, no? Mother and father are elated, and plan to throw me a magnificent party! I shalt invite you, dearest Veronian...

BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY!!!!

(I fear Paris' good morrow images art getting to me. Help...)

🥹🎉🎁

Happy Birthday Juliet Capulet (July 31st)

happy birthday jule!!!

AHA!!! I can't believe thou remembered! 🥹

Fourteen! Such an age to be, no? Mother and father are elated, and plan to throw me a magnificent party! I shalt invite you, dearest Veronian...

BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY!!!!

(I fear Paris' good morrow images art getting to me. Help...)

yes, paris 👍 thou dost deserve only the best!!!

I think I shall run off to a flower field to stew, and perhaps then I shall realize that mine worries are in fact only worries!! I am NOT setting thyself up for a loveless marriage, oh no!💞

⚰️

hello, good kinsman! 'tis mercutio 'ere.

how hast thou been, and how be the preparations for thy wedding going?

How do you do, dear Mercutio? My sincerest apologies for another sudden absence!! Thy hath been quite busy balancing the preparations for mine wedding along with other responsibilities, though I do believe thy have cleared most of them right up!!

Now I must only hope everyone plans to arrive! Say you will bring your Montague friend along with yourself! Juliet seems quite fond of the house, regardless of the… circumstances!

Oh, but no feud should pose a problem for our big day! Tis a celebration of union after all!🫶

thank thee, king 🙌

I CAN'T BE WED THEY SHAN'T MAKE ME NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I WON'T I SHAN'T NO NO NO!!!!!!! 😡😡😡

O Verona! Good morn!

'Tis I, Juliet, and I am going to go to Smitty's. Yes, Smitty's. The one with the funny red 'S' logo.

Ne'er have I been to Smitty's! Nor do I want to! But alas, my lady (my mother) demands it must be so. I'll do my best to beg for Tybalt to come along as well, but.... Thou knowest how that goes. The Bostonian Pizza incident shall not be forgotten.

Wish me luck, and mayhaps even suggest me what to order! Good tidings, Juliet Nation. ❤️

I CAN'T BE WED THEY SHAN'T MAKE ME NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I WON'T I SHAN'T NO NO NO!!!!!!! 😡😡😡

JULIET NATION.

I AM BACK.

and.... i had the flu. TERRIBLE, I KNOW!! especially after... you know. my siblings.

mother and father nearly lost their heads when i began sniffling, and locked me in my room so no more sickness could catch me.

the amount of herbal remedies i had to digest.... UGH!

BUT I AM BACK! AND BETTER! AND MY RECOVERY WAS AS SWIFT AS A SPARROW IN FLIGHT!

GOOD TIDINGS, JULIET NATION!

'tis juliet! i am back from the despicable trenches of cosplay and will now be resuming regular updates on me and mine family!

speaking of mine family.... matters have grown tense. the wedding (you knkw, the one regarding me and county paris?) hath kept getting pushed forward days upon days! 'tis leering ever closer you see, and i hate to admit that i am terrified.

in my heart of hearts i love another, and 'tis misery that mine own flesh and blood cannot see such! i have not slept one wink in the face of my marriage, the prospect of being wed to the one who is not mine more mortifying than death himself.

... well that 'twas a bit melancholy! anywho. other than that i be merry. i do hope juliet nation be merry too!

i send my apologies to dear juliet nation for my inexplicable inactivity.... but said inactivity is not, in fact, inexplicable!

see, i, juliet capulet, hath been preparing arduously for something treacherous. something horrific. i hath been con crunching for...... AN ANIME CONVENTION.

woe is me!!! wish me luck, o juliet nation. i may share photos on a later date on the creator's main account (@scremmurrejones)

until then i will be quite radio silent! just give me a few nights, if you will. ❤️

HEY! i can say it. he's MY fiance (🤮🤮) after all!

why dost the royal veronian family look so........ unique?? like, county paris escalus himself looks as if his mother and uncle had a very close relationship 😕

THERE ART TWO WOLVES INSIDE THEE, AND THEY BOTH ROOT FOR CAPULET 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Thy come bearing apologies to all of Verona for mine absence, though thy found it necessary to remove mineself and partake in some much needed thinking!!

I simply wonder why so many find it wrong of me to be so truly fond of the Capulet household. Am I not to be married to their own daughter? Hath they not been anything other than kind to the likes of I?

Anyone would understand that their own household comes first, but it should be known that Juliet is to be part of mine household too, and so long as she be a Capulet they hath mine respect.

i know what thou art.

i think you should openly talk about your feelings with benvolio :3

maybe we should... though I am not sure whether he would want to. I do not even know what I would say to him.

this is so new to me. mine only purpose used to be being funny... t'was romeo's romantic life that was interesting to people, not mine 😩

i know it be not of my business (especially when 'tis matter not of my house) but....

mercutio and benvolio need to have a SERIOUS heart to heart. i mean.... june be over. geteth real. they even adopted a wee grimalkin of their own names! thou art not being slick, you two..............

👁️👁️

why dost the royal veronian family look so........ unique?? like, county paris escalus himself looks as if his mother and uncle had a very close relationship 😕

happy wilson's wretched white dance wednesday

let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance

benvolio, as much as i do respect thee, thine house's parties will never compare to that of mine! a capulet party be fit for a pantheon of gods, but a montague's be fit for a pantheon of pigs. or at least that's what my father says 🤷‍♀️

heart ❤️

good evening, citizens of verona ☺️

i am currently at a party that mine household is holding — for what specifically, i doth not know. methinks ‘tis just a way for people to network, there art a lot of high ranking people here…

but i do feel a bit overwhelmed, so i am just lurking and walking around with mercutio while drinking… some kind of juice (?). i really cannot wait for this to be over, i needeth some fresh air 😞

good morrow verona... I HAST BEEN SO FILLED WITH UNREST AS OF LATE! first i stayeth up till the wee hours of the morn, and then i sleep in till past the early bird's song! how doth one remedy this?!?! i hath no foggiest idea as to why my sleep has been so uncooperative... doth it be love? hate? both? neither at all? maybe the hot veronian summer just maketh me drowsy. yes, 'tis verona's heat, surely... there's no other feasible answer.

anywho! i hope my fellow veronians of juliet nation art faring well, or at least more well than i. after the bostonian pizza fiasco i need some time to recover...

oh, didst i mention that dear tybalt punched the bostonian pizza waiter? because he did. and i thought arguing with mine father was the worst of my concerns with he....... 🤦‍♀️