Pmseymourva - Tumblr Posts
Why does it look like 3 banana penises topped with black olives in cased in a red pepper?
*aggressively reminds you that Ackee is a fruit that exists*
So I was fooling around on coolors, and desided to insert Jazzbery Jam because HA HA funny colour code and this was the first pallet I got.
Gender is just the government's way of sorting people into one of two groups based on their reproductive organs.
How would Sonic characters season chicken
Sonic- does his best but usually just salt and pepper and if he has it garlic powder
Shadow- master chef like the best damn chicken you've ever had
Amy- just salt, doesn't like pepper because it makes it look dirty
Silver- same as Amy but it's because he's just a salty person
Knuckles- can't cook, he just orders KFC
Blaze- similar to Shadow but cooks on a spit over open flame
Rouge- somewhere between Sonic and Shadow
Tails- like Shadow but must follow a recipe to a tee, like exactly one tsp
Eggman- can cook but is to busy so he just orders KFC, and he one hundred percent uses GrubHub
*that one dude who made that one ask because of PM's art post, at a playground seeing kids with ponytails* WHAT THE FUCK WHY
I made this inspired by one of @pmseymourva videos your welcome
I’m a voidman of my word, as thanks for getting the channel to half a million subscribers…behold the Spirit of Earth, creator of it’s beast folk, plants, animals and humans alike.
Gaia!!
You understand! However, you must be quiet about this.
THEY CANNOT KNOW
Every Tumblr thread goes like this :
*absurd, silly and straight up nonsensical sentence*
*mildly threatening reply*
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"This is why I love Tumblr"
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I've been binge watching P.M. Seymour so I can work better, it's preferable noise.
I found the '666 stab wounds' post. I think I calculated the amount of stab wounds that can cover a human body uniformally.
400,000.
I just got jumpscared by Mr PM Seymour-
I was walking to get my soda for the day for my medications, and I have my iPad under my arm.
I musta touched the screen with it, because out of fucking nowhere, I hear
“Itttss a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-“
And I almost screamed.
@itsapmseymour
He now has a singular friend!
I grew up with undiagnosed ADHD and ASD. The adults in my life (not naming names for privacy) didn't want to admit that I was neurodivergent due to the stigma. I had issues at the time to put it lightly, and I was only diagnosed as an adult. At school a teacher of mine put me in the special needs class with no permission from my parents (which is illegal in my state). My parents were livid and had me pulled from the school. In my experience there, as a little 3rd grader, I was treated like a toddler. I was a normal kid, I was just prone to outbursts and I struggled in class. They strait up babied us and gave us looooong condescending talks about not getting upset at people and being quiet. Years later I expressed my distaste for how crappy special needs education is, and an ex-friend thought I was horrible for it. This is because they thought special needs students = little dumb babies that don't know what they are doing. we are not friends anymore obviously.
point is: ITS ALREADY HARD BEING NERODIVERGENT EVEN AS AN ADULT, and our education system is NOT preparing them for the real world. All the special needs class does is to shut the poor kids involved up so they are "not in anyone's way". They don't actually teach you how to cope with your outbursts in a constructive way, they just want you to shut up so the "smart" kids can learn. I am lucky that I got help as an adult for my ADHD and ASD, but most people are not so lucky. It disgusts me.
as someone officially diagnosed with autism YOU DO NOT WANNA BE DIAGNOSED WITH AUTISM THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE YOU READ A BOOK ABOUT FROGS AND PLAY WITH TOYS AS PART OF YOUR ASSESSMENT THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually made a comment about this on an Ao3 story a while back;
“ 'My writing does not exist to suit your tastes.' VERY well said! There have been several stories where I've thought that it would be better if 'this' happened, or if it went in 'that' direction. However, I DO NOT say anything, because, in the end, it's not MY STORY. If I like the story, I like it. If I don't, I don't. I have NO CONTROL over what YOU write. (Taking advice from the comments is entirely up to the author, not the readers.) “
Yes, it’s about writing, but it can be applied to, well, pretty much anything. The ‘subject’ belongs to the ‘creator’, not the ‘viewer’. If you don’t like what the ‘creator’ has done, either make your own ‘subject’, or stop bitching.
(ps - PMSeymour, you are amazing and never fail to brighten up my day. Thank you. Whatever it is that makes you happy, I hope you keep enjoying it!)
Shouldn't need to be said, but, listen,
Respect the feelings and boundaries of artists.
I love how my cats posed for this picture, and I don't know what I did to get them to do this BUT I LOVE IT. Also enjoy my cats ^_^
Ok so..
Persephone
PersePHONE
but you are singing: be our guest
With it as the only word you use