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I drew Bridget enjoying an impossible burger, chicken nuggies, and she is also enjoying fries that are salted with TERF tears
This is a redraw of the “estrogen burger” meme, which itself is also a parody of that one pic that some conspiracy nut made
Watching s3 of Heartstopper made me realise how much I like Michael, I love him sm ajxhskafhdjs
Hiya!
Today my friends would not stop yapping about how much my art sucks, and how much they hate my style and allat. So what did I do as therapy? DRAW LAFAYETTE! It's missing some minor details BC I was just bored, but yayayayay!!!!!!
Enjoy sum bad art :P FT. My failed attempt at vigorously studying side profiles!1!1 I guarantee you I'll come back later and cringe at this, just you wait.
FEATURING: MY SHAKY HANDS!!!!!
(It looks better in person once again I swear on LAFFY'S grave I just can't take pics and my camera quality sucks and my hands won't stop shaky dgakyy
This is closer to my angle :P
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I know people have already talked about Von Steuben's letters and this might just be a personal thing but I don't think you all understand just how sickening, how gut-wrenching, how tear bringing, how absolutely depressing they are because oh my god oh my god how I wish I could have helped that god damn old decaying man because no one else did and nobody was there and his gaggle of 20yro boyfriends practically abandoned him and his last year was without his dog so he was left with nothing ABSOLUTELY nothing worth anything in his life, and he was desperate for company and desperate for all his friends to reach out to him, yet when Hamilton finally did, he denied?? All his post-war letters basically either say "oh North how can you even love me I'm horrible...do you even love me?" OR "hey old buddy I'm financially struggling can I pls get some money to feed my family of 14 who visit sometimes" like???? OMFG this man. I am crying. I will fight for this man. And I would say "why didn't anyone just reach out and help him" but like Hamilton tried but I'm still absolutely depressed for him I love him so much I wish he was doing okay because I can't mentally bare him being sad even though he died like 200 years ago and I swear I was actually gonna ramble about important stuff but I'm rereading this post and it actually looks really stupid and I don't know what point I was trying to make in the first place okay bye
I think people villainize Demetrius and hate him as much as they do because he’s an autistic coded black man. I doubt he’d be as hated if he was white.
The hate I see for Demetrius always has to do with his very literal perspective of the world and how it negatively affects Robin, or how he doesn’t bother having a relationship with Sebastian, which is definitely not great, but still doesn’t warrant the barrage of hate for his character?
it is also worth mentioning that it is VERY sour-taste-in-my-mouth that the “neglectful step-father” is the ONLY black man in the game. Wtf is up with that?
Now that I think about it actually, I said that he wouldn’t be as hated if he was white, and there’s actually another character in the game that proves it! PIERRE!
Pierre is canonically misogynistic, greedy, takes credit for the player’s work, NOT to mention that he hides really shady shit from his wife (was the bag full of drugs??? HELLO????), tries to force Abigail into “traditional” gender roles, and as far as I can tell, he and Caroline barely have a functioning relationship because he’s always more focused on making money than he is on his family?
But SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, he has more fans, and not nearly as many haters. Demetrius is an antagonist in almost every single fucking Seb-centric fic I have ever read, even when I go out of my way to avoid those same boring recycled plot points. It makes me sick to my stomach.
And if you just hate Demetrius because you want to get with Robin, you’re a coward. Be a homewrecker with your whole chest.
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There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like
blorbo
a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about
Fr I’m confused man but imma just roll with it
Y’all out here speaking Simlish and it’s TRENDING?????
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He's just a lil guy
Consider buying me a ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/nocrastico
squeezing the life out of my hyperfixations
I feel like I’ve seen this idea floating around that the way someone interprets a piece of media has to be serious and deeply analytical, and that things like “shipping” are trivial and disrespect the art of the original piece of work. I want to come out and say that I believe you can deeply enjoy a piece of work and analyze its complexities while ALSO being silly about it. Blorbofication of characters can exist in the same space as character analysis, they don’t have to be mutually exclusive. It’s important to remember that characters are *tools* and not people, and they are tools that you are free to use and modify how you’d like. A misinterpretation of a character does not erase the original intent of how they’re written.
dear blorbo
My hand crashes through the icing. "I never imagined," I began, emerging clumsily from the chest cavity of a life-sized birthday cake in the shape of my current favourite TV character, "that oversaturating myself with a blorbo," I continued, while breathing in mouthfuls of sickly decadence, "could have adverse effects!" I finished as a crescendo of stomach pain makes me vow to never eat cake again so long as I live until maybe later today we'll see
babygirl color study + babygirl gets gutted sketch
LEN PAGE!!!!★☆★☆★ \(•○•)/ + un doodle~
He may or may not be my favorite vocaloid...
This little guy keeps biting my fingers, yk wut that means... microwave <3 \(^○^)/
Draw you and your fav oc like this
@a-groovy-beetle @saturnaous @axel3-3 @caorannn
I just thought I'd make a lil thingy of my fave character from the new tmnt show :D