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for the hc thing hmmm. youve broken at LEAST one bone

I actually have NOT

But I have sprained four different things lol

I sprained my middle finger playing tag

I sprained my pinky finger when my mom was beating the crap out of me and I held up my hands to defend my face

I sprained my toe on a scooter somehow

And I sprained my ankle skateboarding (I had to fly home the next day and walking through an airport was absolute torture)

My Mr. Compress Sexuality Headcanon

TBH I fully believe that he is either Bi or Pan with a balanced lean for both, he’s WAY too fruity to be straight but not fruity enough to be completely gay.

My Mr. Compress Sexuality Headcanon

TBH I fully believe that he is either Bi or Pan with a balanced lean for both, he’s WAY too fruity to be straight but not fruity enough to be completely gay.

I need more people who, like me, love Frodo in a pony tail

Head empty, only him <3

I think it would be absolutely hilarious if AUs just discovering the multiverse thought Fatal Error was Error and Genos kid.

I think it would be pretty cool if Killers soul was actually stable but Nightmare just made him think it wasn't and tells him he's the only one who can "fix" it so Killer would always "need" him

Yes headcanons of a character being awesome at cooking are great, but I seriously need more of them just absolutely SUCKING at cooking. I mean accidentally setting their hair on fire, drinking spoiled milk straight from the crate, mixing together the recipes for bœuf bourguignon and lemon drizzle cake, having seven alarms at the same time, shouting screaming on the floor, missing half the ingredients and using the weirdest alternatives kind-of-bad. Sure, stress bakers and incredible cooks are fun -but I am BEGGING for the people that cannot boil an egg for the life of them-.

Professor Venomous is Mexican and Korean. I refuse to admit I’m wrong. ✨

Personal headcanon

I would argue that Marcille is probably more okay with nudity than it seems, but the intimacy that comes from more "mundane" actions startle her.

If it can be viewed from a more clinical or professional sense, it doesn't bother her, but the casual touches that's aren't initiated by her just tug on the part of her brain that fears making connections

But that also explains why she's so hellbent on getting Falin back alive and well. Why she will prioritize Falin over everyone else, because really, who else does she have this connection to? Her mom, sure but there's this almost arrogant assurance that she'll still have her for many more years to come.

She doesn't have that with Falin so this connection that wormed its way past her initial fears and settled close makes it much more precious to her

Personal headcanon

I also argue that Marcille is the one to send mixed signals when it comes to her and Falin

She loves her but still tries to keep her at arm's length ie Marcille will still be very physically affectionate, but will diminish the intimacy of a moment by basically family/friend zoning Falin

I think that Marcille in any relationship before Falin would still care about the person but never really let her guard down.

"You were a wonderful experience." To their, "You were everything."

It seems like a Love 'Em & Leave 'Em situation or that she's afraid of commitment, but honestly, she would dream of living their lives together yet the fear of losing her lovers to their shorter lifespans was what almost always made her leave.

Because yes, she learned to live with Falin's absence, but the abruptness of it also left that sting of betrayal that inadvertently helped color her view on relationships

The fear of death and abandonment can't hurt as much if I leave first, right?

The Bad Kids and Their Hands

Fig: Does nail art (usually of her friends, recently it’s been gold feather details); she had a set once where each nail is modeled after a different type of yogurt and she made gilear get matching ones with her; keeps her nails short because it makes playing the bass harder; if she gets them done she gets acrylics with pointed tips; she has like? Small dainty hands and she hates it; wears lots of rings and def has some stick and pokes on her fingers; whenever she takes pictures she makes sure her wrists are visible to show off her tattoos; her fingers are stained darker because she smoked a lot freshman and sophomore year

Gorgug: Picks at his fingers as a nervous tic--has gotten better since he’s made friends; Kristen saw how messed up his hands were and offers to heal them whenever they get really bad; has started to play around with his drumsticks instead; his hands are so big and he loves holding his friends’ hands; he lets Fig and Zelda paint his nails before shows or big battles; he has so many callouses; his hands are also so warm and gentle; he’s very careful with his hands and surprisingly dexterous; whenever someone touches the spot where the leaf cut his hand in Hell he jumps; everyone makes him compare his hand with theirs and he’s always so embarrassed; he has some insecurities about his hands bc they’re strong still but the skin is tight and they’re super veiny (they look old and he’s insecure about it)(Zelda will kiss his knuckles and coo about his “little old man hands” and he gets so flustered)

Adaine: She tried to get acrylics once and the weight of them was Very Bad, so she doesn’t get them; she also doesn’t like the feeling of polish on them; Ayda taught her a spell though that uses special ink and she will paint protective runes and spells on both her nails and those of her friends; Adaine has very pretty hands; I get like pianist hand vibes? I also feel like she’d have French (Elvish?? Lol) tips maybe?; she used to be very Particular about her appearance but now her hands are rougher and always ink stained and she loves it

Riz: His mom used to make him trim and blunt his claws but he keeps them long now; Adaine paints runes and protection on his nails a lot, especially the first couple of months after sophomore year; he cares about their appearance the least so he can’t be bothered lol; he’s another spindly fingered lad, his veins are def visible; the magical tattoos from Critical Role exist for this specific headcanon and Riz has tattoos on both his hands in emerald green that increase his dexterity; he uses his hands a lot so jewelry isn’t practical but his mom gives him his dad’s wedding ring and he wears it Always; he thinks with his hands and will mimic moving the lines of his clue boards when he’s really deep in thought

Kristen: Her hands are honestly how she casts her spells so she takes really good care of them; short, stubby fingers; she used to bite them a lot as a kid and has only recently started growing them out; her hands are so freckled; she does funky little dances like Ally does; she is also a hand-holder and will reach out for her friends; she’s trying to grow her nails out a little bit to look like claws so she can match Tracker; you know the pic that’s like? a woman with acrylics except for her second and middle finger? something like that; her hands are always So Warm; wrists are part of hands so--Kristen made everyone friendship bracelets and everyone (even Fabian) wears them (there’s def a little magic in them)

Fabian: He also has nice hands; this boy has not worked a day in his life he has beautiful soft hands; still working through shit so he doesn’t paint his nails but he does like the look of it; he always has lotion and it is always expensive and ocean themed; slender fingers; Adaine’s are longer than his though; he has lots of little moles on his fingers and tops of his hands; Fabian also feels like the type to wear rings; now that he’s multiclassed he’s started tapping rhythms onto every available surface; he has a different rhythm he taps for each of the Bad Kids so you can tell who he’s thinking about by watching his hands (because he’s still working on the “tell your friends you love them out loud” bit)

Imagine Gorgug, Ragh, and Fabian each getting a tattoo of an orange to remind themselves that their friends love and support them

The Bad Boys™ in Corsets

Fabian: Fabian loves it. He loves the Drama™ . He wears those fancy pirate shirts and ripped skinny jeans and will strut around Aguefort like a goddamn peacock. He owns some that cost more than Riz’s monthly rent. He dances now, baby! Toxic masculinity is dead. He is going to wear a corset and he’s going to make sure you know how sexy he is wearing it. Cathilda and Adaine are probably the only people he trusts to lace him up (he let Gorgug do it once and it was too loose; Fig tried and nearly broke one of his ribs; Riz and Kristen are uncharted territory and he’s a little afraid to let them try). Gorgug: The first time he wears it is because Fig peer pressures him into wearing one for a magazine shoot. He feels really awkward in it but Zelda jumps him as soon as the photos are released. This may also have been due in part to a video Fig took of Gorgug raging so hard he literally popped the lacing and seams of the corset. He is so shy so he’s constantly hunched over so he wears one for the back support lol. He’ll wear one underneath a giant hoodie when the Bad Kids are having a day where they’re just being teenagers. Fig and Garthy teamed up to make him an Orcish inspired one; Fig also teamed up with the Thistlesprings to make a Gnomish inspired one for him. At her girlfriend’s insistence Ayda is researching a rage-proof corset fitting for the Greatest Wizard of Their Age. Most of his are plain or floral patterned, though. 

Riz: He would either love it or hate it. The more masculine vest-type corsets fit very well with his detective/fancy-boy aesthetic he has going on, but as a rogue he needs to be able to move his body in ways that might dislocate other people’s bones. When he wears it he is All Business. You know how some people put on an outfit and embody it’s personality? That’s Riz with a corset. He becomes absolutely insufferable. He is a man on a mission and will interrogate anyone and everyone who has any information about his current case. He is also now powerful and professional enough to shoot off your fingers one-by-one if you refuse him (not that he needed the additional support to do that). Riz also has no care for social expectations so the minute his corset starts to bother him he will start taking it off and throw it at the nearest Bad Kid to hold (it’s usually Kristen and it usually hits her in the face)

i realized i have one important addition and it’s that they all have one corset that is orange-themed. sometimes they accidentally wear matching corsets and fabian is very dramatic about it (he loves it though). 

The Bad Boys™ in Corsets

Fabian: Fabian loves it. He loves the Drama™ . He wears those fancy pirate shirts and ripped skinny jeans and will strut around Aguefort like a goddamn peacock. He owns some that cost more than Riz’s monthly rent. He dances now, baby! Toxic masculinity is dead. He is going to wear a corset and he’s going to make sure you know how sexy he is wearing it. Cathilda and Adaine are probably the only people he trusts to lace him up (he let Gorgug do it once and it was too loose; Fig tried and nearly broke one of his ribs; Riz and Kristen are uncharted territory and he’s a little afraid to let them try). Gorgug: The first time he wears it is because Fig peer pressures him into wearing one for a magazine shoot. He feels really awkward in it but Zelda jumps him as soon as the photos are released. This may also have been due in part to a video Fig took of Gorgug raging so hard he literally popped the lacing and seams of the corset. He is so shy so he’s constantly hunched over so he wears one for the back support lol. He’ll wear one underneath a giant hoodie when the Bad Kids are having a day where they’re just being teenagers. Fig and Garthy teamed up to make him an Orcish inspired one; Fig also teamed up with the Thistlesprings to make a Gnomish inspired one for him. At her girlfriend’s insistence Ayda is researching a rage-proof corset fitting for the Greatest Wizard of Their Age. Most of his are plain or floral patterned, though. 

Riz: He would either love it or hate it. The more masculine vest-type corsets fit very well with his detective/fancy-boy aesthetic he has going on, but as a rogue he needs to be able to move his body in ways that might dislocate other people’s bones. When he wears it he is All Business. You know how some people put on an outfit and embody it’s personality? That’s Riz with a corset. He becomes absolutely insufferable. He is a man on a mission and will interrogate anyone and everyone who has any information about his current case. He is also now powerful and professional enough to shoot off your fingers one-by-one if you refuse him (not that he needed the additional support to do that). Riz also has no care for social expectations so the minute his corset starts to bother him he will start taking it off and throw it at the nearest Bad Kid to hold (it’s usually Kristen and it usually hits her in the face)

Post crab-party the bad kids and hirelings all have some sort of crab/lobster/shrimp based name for at least a weak. The names are as follows:

Hermit Crab: Riz (his also has a little crown beside it because he’s the current crab king)

Crab Raghoons: Ragh 

Werelobster: Tracker 

Devilled Crab: Fig

Crab Cake: Gorgug 

Little Shrimp: Fabian (he gets so mad and tries to change it and Fig and Adaine team up to block his name-changing privileges)

Shrimply the Best: Adaine

Crachos :Kristen

If any of you read my works on ao3/seen my random Twitter ramblings, then it’ll make more sense to y’all but anyways: Trish shares a similar face to Doppio and Donatella, while the hidden anger issues and slightly sharp green eyes are from Diavolo, I’m so sick like Trish is combination of all three of her parents and it’s so obvious that she’s got all the pretty genes from them too and she’s also lost all three of them- *sobs*

Doppio has a heart shaped face, it’s basically both cute and childish yet also holds a faint hint of maturity, something Trish has for her own face too. While Donatella has a more oval model like face, which Trish also has and why she resembles them both the best facial wise. Trish has faint freckles from Doppio and Diavolo (but mostly Doppio) then has sharp green eyes from Diavolo but they seem soft due to the genes she’s gotten from Doppio and Donatella, definitely has her mother’s mouth shape too, just a bit more plump.

Plus Doppio has a more curvaceous figure, a total difference from Trish’s body, who had a similar figure but with more petite curves and slight athletic build, yet still passable in a way. Diavolo as a woman (Diavola) would share the same figure as Doppio, but more curvier compared to Donatella’s slim model like build.

Friendly reminder that I also write Doppio and Trish having a similar weight at 45kgs/99lbs, but there’s a slight difference, so Trish is 45kgs/99.208lbs at 5’4 (her canon height) while Doppio is 45kgs/99.210lbs 5’3 but that’s if you want to get extremely technical, I do it for simplicity.

Then there’s Doppio as a teenager (17-18) who stood tall at 4’11 and weighed about 42kgs/92lbs while Diavola, when taking control, was around 5’3, weighing in at at 45kgs/99lbs, this would later change when Doppio is in her early 30s, standing at 5’3 and weighed 99lbs while Diavola would be 6’3 and weighed 57kg/125lbs.

Before anyone says anything…just know that Trish inherited her anger from Doppio (and Diavolo) it's just a fact, like if Trish is angry enough, she's gonna throw a scalding hot honey bun at you and laugh while recording you or insult you so bad, you would cry like a newborn.

I rambled a lot, sweet Jesus, but thank you for coming to my ted talk of how I see Doppio, Diavolo/Diavola, Trish and Donatella in my own way, hahaha!💕

This is from September so it’s a little old but I digress-

Like without context it seems so weird…but with context it makes sense like Araki fucking fumbled so bad by not making Diavolo and Doppio milfs, we could have had it all…but evil dilfs is also very delicious and more fitting to the plot…BUT MAKING EVIL MILFS IS MY SPECIALTY I WILL NOT LET YOU FOLKS GO HUNGRY BECAUSE MOMMY DOPPIO AND MOMMY DIAVOLO WILL GET US THROUGH LIFE MY BROTHERS WE RIDE AT DAWN RAAAAAAAAAAUGH-

But making Doppio and Diavolo women feels so good and more fitting cause Giorno was supposed to be a chick too yet I just love to humiliate Giorno/Gianna in many ways by Doppio and Diavolo/Diavola, it’s a very delicious flavor and I think the blonde little shit weasel needs a lesson in humbling “I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream” you are 15 SIT DOWN GO STUDY OR GET A JOB YOU EMO

But anyways Doppio has the spectacular bust size of a DD cup, small waist and good hips to give birth, Diavola has E cup tits and her curves are more prominent (just a little bit more so) do you see? But when Doppio gets pregnant/has her baby (or babies) her tits go to be an E cup with a bit of tummy squish (got me violently frothing and shaking😮‍💨) along with the c-section scar on the lower abdomen (cause of Trishie🫶) and Diavola’s tits would bump up to an F cup, am I unhinged? Yes! But do I love women and support their rights and wrongs? ALSO YES!

Plus there’s Doppio as a teenager (17-18) who had a bust of a C cup and whenever Diavola took over, she was D cup. If I was to add Donatella, she’s definitely a B-C cup as well and with Trish, she’s a C cup, because she’s supposed to resemble Doppio/Diavola way more than Donatella, do you see? It’s all in the genes and how they act based on my last post *pushes away chalkboard* now, that’s enough on my ted talk, my loves, stay tuned for more unhinged info and stay gorgeous, mwah!

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I see men I make gay it’s that simple-

anyway go play Star Wars: Hunters I need more friends to play it with

I gave my own personal faces to Aran Tal (the Mandalorian) and Sentinel (stormtrooper) and they hate love each other

already have an HC that Aran was the one to crack Sentinel’s helmet- and I would like to offer BloodSent (Tal means blood in mandoa) or SenTal as ship names

we do all have a bit of a laugh at the fact that Monty seemed to make a massive effort to not give two shits about anyone except Edwin, and it does feel true most of the time. yet...

... he asked Esther about Crystal's fate too?

... and he went with "them," did he? if he was only thinking of Edwin, he would have surely just said "him," right? interesting...