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On the cusp of summer @ 12:33 pm it was already a balmy 79 degrees in West Hollywood.
A wave of heated silence permeated the side yard.
Brad and Chris’ neighbor, Luke was about to break a sweat. If this didn't scream June 2024 GayCali Calendar GURL, nothing would.
Brad and Chris’ neighbor Luke couldn’t wait until he couldn’t see. Those hair supplements Becky gave him were really kicking in …AND where he wanted them to.
One never can be 100% sure with the under the counter stuff, but when it came to things like fashion, gender expression, and pharmaceuticals risks had to be made.
To all that, Luke needed Brad and Chris back on back patrol for just one more week. The Epilady was on call as an extra precaution.
Oh gosh.
Umm…
Well, this was weird. Smack dab in the middle of a neighborhood BBQ, Brad and Chris’s neighbor Luke couldn’t remember if he was drunk or flirting.
Those were separate things correct? Work from home did have its drawbacks.
Luke didn’t have a number squared away yet for the fit. It could be a no less than a seven and maybe even a ten. It was certainly right up there. Maybe one more tug would settle the score…
Ahhhh. Who was he kidding? Everybody in!
It was wild! The grass was yey high not an hour ago. What could have happened?
Brad and Chris’ exposure due lack of clothing was usually assumed to be unconsciously on purpose by most. Super attractive people did this sort of thing, at least according to the masses. Outside of sleeping, Brad and Chris in reality were always conscious of their generous exposure because they never bothered to cover up.
At 19 am the two were wide awake and the cutting and removal of the grass was clearly not their doing. Jose tended to Brad and Chris’ garden on Tuesdays, and it was… well, not that day of the week.
It was at that moment Brad’s smart phone went off in the distance. Not a moment after, their neighbor Luke appeared with Brad’s phone in hand. Luke informed the two he got a new pair of specs from the Binoculars Club of The Month Club in the mail. Apparently, he cut the grass as a favor for himself. It was the only time Luke was happy to see the mailman come early.
Luke pointed out that the mailman dropped packages off at Brad and Chris’s just before his ruining any chance of coming over fully loaded. The two were always rocking their morning workout on the front porch in thongs and Luke felt like he was left hanging.
To help rectify the situation, Luke thought it may be a fun idea if Brad and Chris could make their t-backs reversible. It might drop a hint for the mailman to switch up his route. Their neighbor then invited Brad and Chris’s thoughts.
It wasn’t the worst idea and not exactly the best. Brad and Chris tentatively agreed to give it a go once Brad had his phone back. It was weird how it jumped from the front porch into Luke’s hands all by itself. How they missed Luke machete his way through the side lawn, no one could fully understand either.
After a bit of back and forth Brad, had his phone and questions outnumber answers. Chris wondered if there was ever really a question to begin with. Brad couldn’t figure out how Luke got his phone to ring, and Luke forgot why he came over.
Well despite all the mystery that morning, one thing was always certain. Whenever things were off for Brad and Chris, like a bad neighbor, perv Luke was there.
And that he was.
Speaking to deep thoughts at the shallow end of the pool, Brad and Chris’ neighbor Luke found all this AI business sat somewhere between really smart plastic and super advanced AstroTurf.
TightGuys.
Brad further pleaded to his boyfriend.
“So what Chris? Sure it’s 72 degrees and sunny. Wasn’t this everyday in LA?”
After five seconds of silence Brad had it. Things were about to get real.
“Listen Chris. You can’t wear that jockstrap and think I’m not gonna want to stay inside.“
Turns out their neighbor Luke felt the same way. He let himself in through the back door after seeing Chris in the picture window under the assumption it was an open invitation.
According to Chris “it wasn’t but it was tho not entirely accidental nor really intentional either.”
Brad thought things read more happenstancial then questioned if that was even a word.
Luke said “it just was what it was, so that made it a ‘why not just go for it’ kind of a thing.”
They went for it.
Ahhhh…. Boys. They do change but only out of clothes to get laid.
IJBOL Oh god. For whatever reason, Brad’s neighbor Luke’s diagnosis still made him laugh. Why couldn’t he just stop? Luke was standing right there, and his boyfriend Chris wasn’t helping.
Click!
The photo Chris took of Brad hit Insta 10 seconds later.