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oh.
..so.. mizu is my favourite character..i’m not sharing her with others because she means a lot to me.But it’s okay if they are your favourite character too!!
😁😁
idgaf. share.
I LOVE THIS SM-
Boxer König is so clumsy w/ his phone idc what anyone says. He drops it and always squints his eyes like an old man when he (always) hits the wrong button because of his phat fingers ☹️🫶🏻
(also proceeds to cuss in German whenever he can't use his phone properly which results in his baby daughter blurting out German swears randomly)
LYSM BBY HOPE U R STAYIN HYDRATED N WELL FED ❤️❤️🫶🏻🐇
YES YES LMAO HE SO DOES THAT
and he’s got a fuckin nokia too
kyoko was so funny for being like "i know a place" and then traumadumping on sayaka. sayaka was probably confused as fuck because kyoko tried to kill her like a week ago but anyways
I hollered ! In middle of the online class .
lmao hell yeah jeff 🤣
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what’s wrong.
“Well,” replies Johnny, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”
“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.
“Well,” says Johnny, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”
“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Johnny, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”
“Sensible” says Jeff.
“So I get to her door,” says Johnny, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”
“And what happened then?”
(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)
“I kicked her in the face.”
Been thinking a lot about wizards lately.
"You know what's also hydrating? Water."
Chaz can barely stifle the laugh that threatens to leave her lips. This guy was a character, huh? "You, uh, do this often? I mean, if they're this good, I might as well have a few myself. Speaking of, um, how many have you had?"
@strangeattract was spoken to confidentially
"this place has bottomless mimosas." And it's said in such a way that suggests the person whispering to Chaz has indulged in a few too many of said bottomless mimosas. He looks up at her with a silly expression and shrugs, leaning so far back he nearly falls off his barstool.
"very... hydrating. stuff."
Some stuff that's funny ig
LMFAOOOO I CANT-
The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT
PETITION FOR PEOPLE TO START MAKING LMK MEMES FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF LIVING IN MEGAPOLIS BECAUSE THAT SHITS FUNNY