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10 months ago

I need to realize that if I am having a bad day, Franz Kafka probably had a worse one than I did.


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1 year ago

lord help me

county paris, whither hath thee been? it hath been far too long since thou has’t last posted, and i am worried. did thee wander off again?

I have wandered into the hands of my fateful love!!💝 Thou would not BELIEVE just how busy the preparations holy matrimony truly are!! Though I shouldn’t wish to spend my time doing anything else!!💞💞


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11 months ago

Telemachus's life post-Odyssey has the potential to be so funny bc bro is suddenly going from the son of, essentially, a single mom to the son of two VERY in-love middle aged sweethearts who never had to learn boundaries about what is/isn't appropriate to say around their kid.

Penelope: I knew that "beggar" was you the whole time, you know.

Odysseus, laughing: Oh, really?

Penelope: You can disguise a lot of things, but I'd know that ass anywhere.

Telemachus: I am begging you guys to keep it in your pants for ONE family dinner.


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11 months ago
Brod Girl Summer As We Say.

Brod Girl Summer as we say.


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1 year ago

"Are you okay?" I ask, as I write an essay on precisely how and why you are not okay.


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3 years ago

You either die a fanfic writer

or see yourself become a 40+ year old erotic novel author


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1 year ago

Reconnecting to my child self by reading on the toilet


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6 years ago

Ah yes, ‘fitzy’

it’s a good thing they always referred to mr. darcy by his last name, because i doubt anyone would have found him half so charming if they regularly called him fitzwilliam


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2 years ago
It Is 2:34(am) Where I Live Now And While I Have Absolutely No Regrets I Will Be Lying Face Down On My

It is 2:34(am) where I live now and while I have absolutely no regrets I will be lying face down on my pillow contemplating the duplicity of human nature for the next 472628 hours


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