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Maddie: 911, what's your emergency?
Eddie: hi, uh- yeah... I think my boyfriends tryin' poison me
Buck: how many times do I gotta tell you?
Buck: ITS FUCKING SEASONING.
Buck: Bobby always points at me and says 'He gets it!'
Buck:
Buck: no I don't. I don't get it.
Chimney, before finding out Maddie's prego: Do you love me?
Maddie: yes, but in nine months I will love someone else
Chimney:
Maddie: they will call you-
Chimney: THEIR MURDERER.
Maddie: NO-
No one:
Christopher after Eddie hides the cookies: *does this*
*Buck before he became a firefighter*
Buck: Hey, Maddie, guess what?
Maddie: Yes Evan?
Buck: So, I got these new shoes from a drug dealer...
Maddie: oh no
Buck: And I didn't know what he laced them with
Maddie: stop.
Buck: BUT I'VE BEEN TRIPPING ALL DAY
Maddie: Why must you torture me like this???
Buck, in training: I failed my fire exam...
Maddie: oh no, how come?
Buck: one of the questions were "in the event of a fire, which steps would you take"
Maddie: and?
Buck: apparently "fucking big ones" wasn't the answer
May, after she told Athena she's going to be a 911 dispatcher: hey mom, it seems you have forgotten something at the grocery store...
Athena, over the phone: Milk, bread, peanut butter... Nope everything here sweetie!
May: well, you know there's always cereal and ME!!!
Athena: Oh thanks, baby. Bobby would kill me if I forgot the cereal
May: that's just messed up...
Athena: How's it going?
Harry: terrible, I want to stab everybody here
May: alright, just don't get any blood on your clothes
Harry: mom, you're a police officer... Shouldn't you be condoning this?
Athena: don't tell me how to live my life.
Bobby and Athena with their pet roomba, please.
Eddie: buck knows everything about me!
Buck: yeah!
Hen: ok, what's Eddie's favourite animal?
Buck: uhhh...
Eddie: Common babe!!???! Really?!?!?
Buck: shut up, bitch, im thinking
Buck: a WaTeRmElOn
Frank: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Eddie?
Eddie: … No.
Maddie: I do!
Frank: I know, Maddie.
Maddie: I’m sad!
Frank: I know, Maddie.
Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.
Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome
Maddie: can you keep a secret?
Chimney: well, I can until I meet the next person...
*Josh and Maddie quarantining together*
Josh:
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May, out on a drive along with Athena: What's with the sunglasses?
Athena, wearing the most badass sunglasses a cop could ever have: what sunglasses?
Athena: Just be yourself.
Buck: 'Be myself'? Athena, I have one day to win Eddie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Bobby: Couple weeks.
Hen: Six months.
Chim: Jury’s still out.
Buck: See, Athena?
Buck: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
*From an incorrect quote generator