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Maddie: 911, what's your emergency?
Eddie: hi, uh- yeah... I think my boyfriends tryin' poison me
Buck: how many times do I gotta tell you?
Buck: ITS FUCKING SEASONING.
Eddie: buck knows everything about me!
Buck: yeah!
Hen: ok, what's Eddie's favourite animal?
Buck: uhhh...
Eddie: Common babe!!???! Really?!?!?
Buck: shut up, bitch, im thinking
Buck: a WaTeRmElOn
Chimney: Hewwo.
Buck: Hihiiiiii!
Eddie: Greetings, Humans.
Hen: Three kinds of people.
Bobby: I want pudding.
Chimney: Four kinds of people.
Athena: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Hen: Five kinds of people.
Buck: OMG! YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?!
Eddie: no, what?
Buck: we should dig a hole in the park and name it 'love'
Eddie: ...
Eddie: why?
Buck: so we can watch people fall in love
Eddie: this is why we are dating.
Maddie: 911, what's your emergency?
Buck: I lost the kid I'm babysitting
Maddie: its ok, we'll send someone over
Maddie: what happened?
Buck: we we're playing hide and seek
Buck: and I've been seeking for THREE hours.
Maddie:
Buck: I- I- I-, I can't keep seeking!
Maddie: Are you sure you checked the whole house?
Buck: Yes, but you don't understand.
Buck: this kid is not normal.
Maddie:
Buck: Christopher went to magic camp.
Maddie: What does that mean?
Buck: it's an illusionist camp
Buck: they like escape stuff and eat...
Buck: coins.
Maddie: Have you checked outside?
Buck: you don't understand!
Buck: last week he told me to pick a card and a BIRD flew out of my mouth!!!
Eddie: Me and Buck got married last month...
Eddie: and at the end of his vows he said
Eddie: and I quote.
Eddie: 'No homo though.'