High School Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Wings of Fire as things I've heard/said at school

Tsunami: all right, time to snort my milk

Sunny: I am not a child to be slapped

Kinkajou: nudes are for cishets, I'm sending memes

Sundew: that small child looks very angry

Clay: wait, beavers don't exist!

Swordtail: *upon seeing someone wearing camo pants* WHERE ARE HER LEGS, BLUE????

Swordtail again: let me eat your arm

Peril: eating arms is exactly like ordering dominos

Turtle: world.... market. fresh market market. whole foods

Qibli: so, you know how thomas jefferson was lowkey a pimp?

Darkstalker: cannibal heart race, bitch

OMG, me with kids in my class

*kids muttering*

*kid suddenly jumps up, walks away, and then turns dramatically*

“HOW THE F U C K DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO KURT COBAIN IS?!?!”