Gintama Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Sougo: I came out here to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.
Gintoki: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Gintoki on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh
Gintoki on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey, a dime!
Gintoki: I think my guardian angel drinks.
Hijikata: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?!
Kondo: It’s kind of complicated, but Sougo-
Hijikata: Got it. Forget I asked.
Cop: You ran a red light.
Gintoki: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Gintoki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
Sakamoto: Are you mad?
Mutsu: No.
Sakamoto: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Sakamoto: I'm an idiot.
Takasugi:
Gintoki:
Katsura:
Kurokono:
Sakamoto:
Takasugi: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Gintoki: Do you take requests?
Kagura, with a kazoo: Sure!
Gintoki: Stop.
Shinpachi: I wish you’d just admit that you’ve made a mistake.
Kagura, stirring her cup of tea: I simply prefer it with salt.
Otae, grabbing Shinpachi by the collar: Say you’re sorry.
Shinpachi: I’m sorry!
Otae: And what are you sorry for?
Shinpachi, tearing up: For saying you’re too aggressive!
Gintoki: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the feelings I’ve been trying to ignore.
Hijikata: What is wrong with you?
Gintoki: Loaded question. Elaborate.
Yamazaki: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.
Kondo: Pfft, getting rid of the rust, duh.
Hijikata: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Sougo: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
Kagura: Can you check for monsters under the bed?
Gintoki: The monsters don't live under our beds, they live inside of us.
Kagura:
Gintoki: Goodnight.
*when they drop food on the floor*
Shinpachi: ugh. *throws it away*
Gintoki: five second rule!
Kagura: foolish germs, thinking they can stop me?! *eats it off the floor*
Shinpachi: If it were up to me, they would revoke your driver's license.
Gintoki: They are more than welcome to, considering I don't have one.
Shinpachi:
Shinpachi: Oh my God.