
mix of incorrect quotes
soph/(she/her)/omni: I post incorrect quotes here from a variety of anime/manga, but mostly gintama, jjk, or banana fish
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Cop: You Ran A Red Light.
Cop: You ran a red light.
Gintoki: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Gintoki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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4 years ago
Yeah fandoms are cool and all but like

from cryptidcrisis on reddit
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4 years ago
Hijikata: What is wrong with you?
Gintoki: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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4 years ago
Sougo: I came out here to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.
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4 years ago
Gintoki: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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4 years ago
Gintoki: Do you take requests?
Kagura, with a kazoo: Sure!
Gintoki: Stop.
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