Yorozuya - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago
We Want To Get Stronger.
We Want To Get Stronger.
We Want To Get Stronger.

“We want to get stronger.”

guess what I found sitting in my drafts


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4 years ago

Gintoki on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh

Gintoki on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey, a dime!


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4 years ago

Cop: You ran a red light.

Gintoki: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Gintoki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.


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4 years ago

Shinpachi: I wish you’d just admit that you’ve made a mistake. 

Kagura, stirring her cup of tea: I simply prefer it with salt. 


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4 years ago

Kagura: Can you check for monsters under the bed?

Gintoki: The monsters don't live under our beds, they live inside of us.

Kagura:

Gintoki: Goodnight.


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3 years ago

*when they drop food on the floor*

Shinpachi: ugh. *throws it away*

Gintoki: five second rule!

Kagura: foolish germs, thinking they can stop me?! *eats it off the floor*


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3 years ago

Shinpachi: If it were up to me, they would revoke your driver's license.

Gintoki: They are more than welcome to, considering I don't have one.

Shinpachi:

Shinpachi: Oh my God.


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