soph/(she/her)/omni: I post incorrect quotes here from a variety of anime/manga, but mostly gintama, jjk, or banana fish
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Hijikata: Is Anyone Going To Tell Me Whats Going On In Here?!
Hijikata: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?!
Kondo: It’s kind of complicated, but Sougo-
Hijikata: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Cop: You ran a red light.
Gintoki: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Gintoki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
Itadori: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Fushiguro: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Itadori: You don’t have to wear-
Fushiguro: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Reki: If you could steal anything in the world, what would it be?
Langa, completely serious: Your heart
Reki: *spits out drink*
Gintoki: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Leorio: Dammit, Gon!
Gon: What?! It wasn't me!
Leorio: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Killua!
Killua: Not me either.
Leorio: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?
Kurapika: *whistles*