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Following up on my previous post, I know you all think Benedict is so Bisexual and sexy and want to see him having more sex in s4. But I'm mean so I want the opposite.
He's been making fun of all his siblings chaotic relationships so often, that by now I want Benedict to have less game than Lord Debling when he meets Sophie.
I want him to have so much performance problems he starts doubting his equipment, I want sex to be so out of the table Benedict dreams about Sophie knowing that's as close he's going to get to finishing. Make this man abstinent against his will! Make every single member of his family open the door whenever he's getting close and personal with Sophie. Give him no privacy with the love of his life and negative rizz with anyone who isn't her. I want him crying! Because Benedict has never had to work to get a human to drop their undies before and he should learn that all his problems aren't solved with sex. Someone needs to teach him that his D won't win him true love no matter how many good reviews he's received during 3 seasons of the show. And I hope that someone is Sophie Beckett
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk




Will you admit it now, that you still like me? Nope. Fine. I don't like you either.
The Ex-Morning (Trailer)
I love love love people who talk during movies/shows!!! Oh, you have a theory about what is going to happen?! You want to do a character breakdown?! Please do!!! I can read subtitles and listen to you ranting at the same time!!! Better yet, let's pause the movie!!! You hate this character, why do you hate them?! You love this character, why do you love them?! Tell me!!! I don't tend to rewatch movies/shows but I will if you want to watch it with me and tell me what you think about it!!! You think this show is boring?! Tell me why?! How would you make it better?! You love this show?! Tell me why!! I want to know!!! (This rant may have been inspired by me reading @respectthepetty part-by-part reaction to LITA's prapaisky. Whoops. 😂)
I am saddened by the cancellation of a thing
So I drew this

It’s mothafucking Tabi bitches!! Yes, the goat man, full on human, pre-curse and HAPPY!
His human form was shown just yesterday in covers of the songs that were made for the now cancelled Vs. Tabi: Love Week update and god he is so damn handsome and I just- Look at him! He was so good before DD fucked it all up! My boi deserves Justice!
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND!! Zane Rivers my beloved!!
The boi is fa-bu-lous!! Fuck yeah, Daniel, Adira, Gin and Zane be the most badass friend group ever! They biffers motherfuckers! I am literally SCREAMING! I wanna squeeze him so bad!
Okay, so I've noticed a trend going on with my mutual @gsstories and her other mutuals, and I decided I want to join in because I also love Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja.
So, here is my OC, Zane Rivers in the style of the show, as a Ninja himself, because Ninjas are cool. He is the Blue Ninja because blue is his theme.

I liked drawing my character in the show’s style, it’s very distinctive.
I don’t really have much of a story for him, I just thought of a couple of ideas. In my head, he is close friends with Gin Rose, Adira Guerrero, and Daniel Liu Pereira, three of @gsstories’ OCs.
And here is his Ninja Cold Rage mode.

His mask is imbued with the spirit of the Ice Kitsune, which was sealed away in the Stone along with the Tengu. Once Zane resealed the Kitsune spirit away, he gained the Ninja Cold Rage power up, along with a new signature technique exclusive to the Blue Ninja: Ninja Zenko Freeze.
Enjoy
Yesterday I watched the new Sonic 3 trailer and I cannot explain just how excited I am LIKE??? THe boi! The traumatized and angry Shadow is gonna be here soon! Listen listen, I really wanna grab and SQUEEZE the life out of him (lovingly ofc!)!!
Just gimme the edge hedgie, I wanna hug him so damn bad, jesus crust
Gimme fantasy au info in exchange for my fantasy/siren au infodump
FUCK YEAH SAY LESS
Twisted Wonderland Ask Meme
Who is your favorite character(s)?
Who is your favorite staff member(s)?
Who is your favorite non-NRC character(s)?
Which is your favorite dorm?
What is your favorite unique magic?
Who has the best Overblot form?
What is your favorite chapter?
What is your favorite ship(s)?
What is your favorite outfit?
What is your favorite special event (Ghost Marriage, Fairy Gala, etc.)?
If you had a unique magic, what would it be?
Which dorm do you think you’d be sorted into?
Who is your least favorite character(s)?
Who would you want to see in a boy band (does not have to be aligned with canon)?
If you could pick a Disney villain to add to the Great Seven, who would would it be?
If you were to make a character that had to be based on a Disney villain, which Disney villain would it be?
Would you like the staff to interact more in the story?
i’ll marry you with paper rings || k.mg (teaser)

PAIRING || Mingyu x Female Reader
GENRES || Best Friends To Lovers AU, Fluff, Angst, Childhood Friends To Lovers AU, Slow Burn, Love Triangle, Marriage Pact AU, Humour, Smut
SUMMARY || When the two of you were little, you and Mingyu had made a marriage pact, agreeing to marry each other if both of you remained single till thirty. Of course, it was just a joke between the two of you and you both went about in your own ways, the silly promise pretty much forgotten. You soon had a huge list of ex-boyfriends and it became a routine for Mingyu to be your human tissue after each breakup. It was a tiresome job, taking care of you, but if the said best friend in love with you didn’t do it, who would?
Or, in which, even twenty years later, Kim Mingyu finds himself running to your every beck and call, despite telling himself he won’t fall for you anymore.
SERIES MASTERLIST || an ode
A/N || If you want to be added in the taglist, send me an ask!

“Hi!”
Mingyu turned towards the excited squeak and found a girl of his age standing beside him, waving a bit too excitedly. He smiled at her politely before beckoning to the empty seat beside him for her to sit down.
He had finally agreed to go on a date with Suji, deciding that it wouldn’t hurt to enjoy a little bit before he became completely busy with his studies. He had tried searching for good places to go on a date that might suit both his and Suji’s taste, but finding none, he finally had resorted to asking Seokmin for advice.
Currently, the two of them were at the Food Plaza, a street completely dedicated to small food shops. According to Seokmin, he and his girlfriend enjoyed trying new food from there so it might be a great idea to take Suji there instead of a restaurant that would serve only a particular cuisine.
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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
@jay-zzle this is the ULTIMATE photo shoot in my opinion. Like I said, never wanted to be a dirty mattress before but here I am 🤷♀️😅 although the pic you sent me earlier… 👀 “Stair way to heaven” 😍🤤😍🤤
periodic reminder to myself that this photoshoot was not a hallucination





one of the greatest achievements in male sexuality

This man. Feel like he’d be the best one for self defense training!
Just hope we don’t all get too distracted 👀
After last week's shenanigans at the @pedrosummercamp, Hikemaster Frankie has recommended everyone take a self-defense class. He's given me a list of names to consider, and so I ask you, Scouts:
Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.
Please
WOAH GUYS CHECK THIS OUT!!

A company is selling Hazbin Hotel Inspired fragrances!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *adds Alastors and Angel Dusts to cart**
GIMME!!!!!!!!

-one bug or double it and give it to the next person?
-give me the bug.
If you know me, if you have read this blog, you'll know I'm quite the plant lover, well let me tell you if I had the money I woukd buy everything from this video.


«❀»Nonewgenderfluid«❀»
«❀»Non-ew-genderfluid«❀»
↳A gender that feels like a non-newtonian fluid (like ooblek)! When you and others interact and effect with the gender is feels like a certain gender, but when it is left alone, it feels like a different gender.
↳For example, if people interact with a gender, it feels like a girl, but when it is left alone, it feels closer to being a guy.
❀ Requested by @starclusters-super-dumb-reblogs
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1: A rectangular flag with 8 stripes. The top for stripes are a gradient of bright blue to pastel blue. The bottom four stripes are a gradient of light yellow to bright pink.
2: The same flag as 1, but the border between the fourth and fifth stripe is wavy, like the two are melting together.
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