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I’m just going to leave these here.

I haven’t had human contact in four weeks. 👌🏻

I just remembered

I watched Citrus either on my dad's pc or my older brother pc on my anime list. And now i am looking back at this cringness. Also how did I do that.

Ohhhh so this is the cursed post

buggachat: hmm what if Adrien finds adrichat fanfiction?

Bunnix: *comes out of a time portal with a baseball bat*

adrien googling “adrien agreste chat noir” one day to see if anyone’s onto him and accidentally finding adrien/chat fanfiction instead

"First off."

"What the FUCK is going on with people these days?"

"Second, the answer is probably yes."

Do you guys think if you let Adam hit it raw you'll be like instant pregnant or what?

I remember when I was little my dad hated me going in the basement and he knew I was deathly afraid of the pokemon hitmonlee so he ripped the hitmonlee page out of my pokedex book and pinned it to the corkboard at the bottom of the stairs and I didn’t go down there for three years I was so scared

I know I don’t usually reblog things but also this is so fucking cursed I think it belongs here

the tell tale heart and its exactly the same but it’s the old man’s massive ass cheeks clapping as he walks that drive the narrator to kill him

Lmao WHAT is going on here

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

...okay then

“tell me lucifer morningstar. what power would hell have if those imprisoned were not able to dream of heaven?”

oh he put his entire morphussy into this

So like, am I now contractually obliged to talk about Donnie dabbing in Battle Nexus: New York?

I always saw Donnie as someone who t-poses but this dab truly symbolises his character development. Thank you Rise, for reminding us that even the most goth of theatre nerds can embrace the glory of the dab.

Also this picture of Donnie dabbing from afar is extremely important and everyone needs to see it

This is a cursed post. People will look at this decades in the future and will wonder what the fuck was wrong with us.

...unless, of course, they have a new figure of diseased porn then.

Do you guys think they were drawing porn of a humanized black plague girl hundreds of years ago, or is corona chan a new occurance

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Condoms but they're made out of sandpaper

Sorry Hizashi XD