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Random welcome home crack theory, but what if we’re home?
Since the show is called “Welcome home” and Wally is welcoming us as a new neighbor essentially. So what if we’re home in some way?
Honkai: Star Rail spoilers ahead! This theory is about major plot points of the Penacony Trailblaze quest! This theory was made in 2.0, so this will most likely be debunked or revealed in upcoming patches. Also, theres basically no evidence for this, it just seems right idk. Enjoy!
The little boy looking for Mikhail (the Watchmaker) in the real Dreamscape turned into the “Death” meme. After Amber Eras of frantically searching for Mikhail, he grew more and more miserable until he slowly turned into that meme monster. His consciousness, however, manifested into a separate being, known as Misha. He has no memories of his former life or what has become of his physical form. Thats why only Stelle can see him. Its cuz hes just consciousness. I don’t know what his relationship to Mikhail is, maybe he even is Mikhail, but either way, we’re gonna save Misha, unmonsterify the meme, and revive Firefly. Hopefully…
hc that in a past life Alberto from Luca was Delores from Encanto and that’s where he gets his “SILENZIO BRUNO” from
New crack theory: The Dread Doctors use the D&D alingment system for their experiments.
... the Dread Doctors said he’s “the perfect evil” or whatever. So, it’s all very all over the place. // From what I remember the Dread Doctors said that Theo was a failure at being "the perfect evil", they even came to the conclusion that the only way to create that was by corrupting something "truly good" because Theo didn't work. So Theo wasn't really truly evil, but he wasn't actually good either even as a child.
Ok, so… I went back to the transcript and it’s… confusing me.
SURGEON: But your failure taught us one thing.The banality of evil.That you were and would always be an ordinary evil.
THEO: You think I’m ordinary?
SURGEON: We believed that to resurrect the perfect killer we had to start with the perfect evil.From you we learned true evil only comes by corrupting something truly good.
So, they thought Theo was the perfect evil but he ended up being ordinary evil (whatever the fluff that’s supposed to mean)? And is…. true evil something entirely different? It probably isn’t but why do they have to tape three different adjectives to the word evil???? Is the perfect evil ordinary but it’s not true? Is true and perfect interchangeable? Is it “a little evil”, “very evil” and “Umbridge levels of evil?” How am I supposed to read this? And why am I even trying? lol
Are there also ordinary alphas, perfect alphas and true alphas? This has nothing to do with the topic but my brain went there. I’m sorry.
hunter the parenting crack theory, spoilers for episode 4
Fatigue was indeed the ghoul but there is a completely unrelated kuei jin Infiltrator who was pissed about their cover being blown by him and killed him, this will be discovered by kitten who will cover it up to avoid Grimal being proven right about them existing,
Teyvat's false sky is actually the fact that its a game. Scara saw the developers room and found out only the traveler has any choice to make for they are Descenders and therefore represent the player
100% crack theory that is NOT supposed to be taken seriously, it's really just a combo of Bucky's absurd location hopping and coincidence.
Bucky's serum that Zola gave him was adapted using the Space stone and just happened to be compatible with Bucky's naturally high spatial awareness so it worked. It spatially locked him, ie making him immune to other people's spatial powers, and gave him the ability to slip in and out of space as flashy or subtly as he likes, and being Bucky/WS he's always gone the subtle route. It's how the Winter Soldier gained a reputation for being a ghost, and how Bucky seems to just disappear in a blink in scenes or implausibly show up in entirely different locations at speeds too fast for even a super soldier to be capable of.
Maybe he isn't really aware he can do it either and it escaped Hydra notice because it's bending space and reality in a specific way that mortals don't tend to be able to compute unless they're Wanda or a trained sorcerer. He uses it way more as the Winter Soldier because in that state he uses everything available to him to complete the mission, even powers he's only subconsciously aware of/uses like muscle memory or instinct. But as Bucky he's not so one track minded and can't consciously use something he's not aware he has.
Bucky can teleport in the comics but it's through the use of technology. It wouldn't be the first time Marvel has changed its characters' power sets and origins around, just look at the Maximoffs, Kamala and even Sam, who can talk to birds in the comics and has a real bird companion, but only has a drone in the MCU.
It really made me laugh rewatching CACW where he's just constantly showing up out of nowhere, popping up in completely different locations with not enough time for even a super soldier to get there and disappearing into thin fucking air so quickly it's frequently a running bit with the other characters doing double takes over where tf he just went. (I've seen so many commentators and reactors call out how the fuck he moves through the building so fast in CACW, and his dramatic exits? Where he's just gone? Outta nowhere? Even for a big scary elite Hydra super soldier that's ridiculous. It's not just editing weirdness either, it's something that's acknowledged IN UNIVERSE by multiple characters.)
On a final note it's fucking hilarious to imagine Bucky either somehow never noticed or just assumed it was something every super soldier could do too so never brought it up since they don't exactly go around stating their powers out in an itemized list lmao
Hey guys, wonder if anyone ever had any theories about how the two male heirs of the Elu Thingol are abandoned in the woods after the second sacking of Doriath, never to be found (though elven legend says they survived in a very Anastasia way where they almost certainly didn’t but people believe it anyways)-
-then, wierd, around the same time two new woodland kingdoms are founded by Sindar princes. And Tolkien never quite places king Oropher and king Amdir decidedly in the family tree of the Sindar royal family. (Though most assume they must be the sons of Elmo and therefore Thingol’s nephews).
Like. I’m not the only person who thinks that’s odd right?
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Like I doubt Oropher and Amdir are Elured and Elurin, because the latter were children at the time.
But hypothetically, if some survivors of Doriath had found the children in the woods, and escaped with them… and then decided to split up so it would not be commented on that someone just showed up with twin sons, and weren’t some twins missing? And establish realms amongst the Silvans to keep them safe…
I’m just saying Thranduil and Amroth could be Elured and Elurin. Which would make Legolas Elrond’s baby cousin. And technically a Peredhel, in the same way Elrond’s children are, children of a half elf who married an elf. In this case probably a Silvan elf, like Amroth tried but never quite accomplished with Nimrodel.
Thranduil has always struck me as Thingol-lite.
He’s that other Sinda King who’s name begins with a Th has an N in the middle and ends with L, whose weakness for white gems causes beef with dwarves, lives in a series of caves in a forest (which is intentionally modeled after Menegroth) with one entrance, which you must cross a bridge to reach, and who wants to stay out of the war with the enemy and just preserve his people.
I remember reading somewhere that “the elven king” in the hobbit was supposed to be Thingol, but when he had to place the Hobbit into the larger legendarium as part of using it as a prequel for lotr, Tolkien changed that because the timing now meant it couldn’t be.
Which is probably why the Arkenstone is also like a Silmaril-lite (extra lite), because he was using pieces of his ideas for the story that would become the Silmarillion in the Hobbit, when the Hobbit was just a stand alone that wasn’t meant to overlap with his greater world.
Of course while technically possible, this is all highly unlikely…
But I enjoy it because if it were true, Legolas being blindfolded when entering Lothlorien gains an extra level of absolutely hilarious.
Because if Legolas is Amroth’s nephew, and of Thingol’s direct line he has a higher claim to rule Lothlorien than Celeborn, and Haldir might not know that but LEGOLAS WOULD.
Welcome the owl house season three episode 1 is gonna be sad, so I will listen the mood with a theory that is most definitely not true in hopes we can all have a wholesome chuckle.
So in kings tide when FlapJack appears Belos says Caleb
The only logical solution to this is that FlapJack is Caleb.
I don’t take criticism
Asagiri said that Fyodor would gift his lover a country (or a land).
Do you know what country this would be?
A Promised Land 💀
Dostoevsky would literally send his loved one to Heaven. So he can reunite with them later. And anyway, if earth is such a horrible place, why would Dostoy want his lover to stay there?
By this definition, Fyodor has already "confessed" to so many people. Since he has murdered so much, maybe, he is poly? Who knows 🤔
Maybe, Dostoy wants to go to Paradise and have a harem there. So if he kills someone he fancies, this person's soul just teleports to heaven and joins other people Dostoy has "picked" to be together.
After much discussion about the physical taxation of the act of grave robbery, my brother and I have decided that Victor Frankenstein is canonically, if not buff, and least pretty lean and decently strong.
we have therefore decided he is a smash because he could definitely just like, lift you and take you where he wants to go.
*Insert fantasy of Victor tossing you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes here* Anyway
edit: upon further discussion, the general consensus among my irl friends is that he probably doesn't look super fit or anything, but definitely has good muscularity going on.
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I wanna discuss Tom's last name from Star vs. The Forces of Evil...
Tom LUCITOR
Lucitor= Lucifer x Alastor
Tom is Lucifer and Alastor's secret love child confirmed? 👀
Um, so, weird question, how does immunity work in the Maze Runner series? Specifically is it genetic?
Context: Almost all of the Gladers are immune. That's the whole point. Newt isn't. Why would he be there if he wasn't immune?
I think he's got something going on for the same reason that AMAB people who have biological full AFAB siblings with hemophilia, autism and the like have a much higher chance of having the same issue. This is because AMAB people typically only have one copy of the genes that their AFAB siblings have two of. Any imperfection given to them by the parents, even ones that are dormant in the parents, will almost certainly show up in their AMAB offspring. (Please note, my summary of genetics is WILDLY simplified.)
So, if Lizzie is immune, it is quite likely that Newt would have been.
Personally I think he was semi-immune, like how the effectiveness of your antibodies decreases after you get sick, but I just think there was no reason for WICKED to take him if he wasn't immune. I mean, they just murdered his parents in front of him, there's literally no reason for them to take him.
Anyways, rant over. Sorry if everything in this is wildly incorrect.
Crack theory, Mikhail = Sapphire
YES I DO ACTUALLY- Ok so... First of all, there are two known species associated with wings. He can't be a wingweaver because they seem to all follow the Abundance. He can't be a Halovian because he doesn't have a halo. Since he's male and male halovians (as shown with Gopher and Sunday) have bigger halos, it would be pretty obvious if he had one. That means his wings come from something else. What is that? The Trailblaze. We know that Trailblazers can follow other Aeons as well (Oswaldo being the best example, he's ex Nameless and now IPC). Akivili is referred to as the Cloudstrider in the Xianzhou Alliance. Gives some vaguely bird-like vibes, so it wouldn't be a super far stretch to say Sapphire's bird symbols are associated with Akivili's bird symbols. This is further backed up by the fact that sapphires can represent divine favor, so saying that Akivili gave him wings (probably because he was literally the only full blown Trailblazer (not just Nameless, Astral Express Crew) for probably about 2,300 years (Tiernan fought Zulo 2,400 years ago, Granholm was Navigator at that point and also was the last navigator before Himeko), so yeah, it's not a far stretch to say "divine favor" came into play.
Second! The colors match.
Top one is Misha's coat, bottom is Sapphire's. Same blue, same gold. Also!
Misha's gem, Sapphire's Cornerstone And even the hair colors could very well either match or make perfect sense. Sapphire's hair is dark blue under shadow, which means it could be light blue, and if that isn't true, Mikhail's hair is blue/white to begin with. If stress causes regular human hair to go silver, it seems decently logical that, for a species with hair that is already silver, stress (like having Gopher Wood within ten miles of you... or raising hundreds of children because you can't stop adopting.)
Also this section of the panel with his gryphon (who I have dubbed Estella in honor of the late Razalina Jane Estella) has the warp colors, so more ties to the Trailblaze.
... also the idea of being pushed so far for so long that you lose all sense of what you're here for and just do whatever it takes to survive compels me. The idea that at some point, using every bit of energy he had to just try to keep Dreamflux Reef safe drove Mikhail to seek a source of protection (a Cornerstone) from the very people Penacony proper was founded to fight is just... it itches my brain right. There's also the "everyone broke their promises to me so I hold promises above all else" is just... aughhhhhhh WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And then there's the symbolism of probably too many things. 1.) Gryphons. Power (blessed by the Trailblaze as established earlier, Cornerstone), Wealth (the IPC is rich, the Watchmaker is rich), Courage (the whole knighthood thing, fighting the IPC, standing up to Gopher) and Prestige (P45 or P46, one of the single most important figures in Penacony) 2.) The name Mikhail. "Mikhail" is derived from "Michael", meaning, roughly, "He who is like god". The Cornerstones are each a piece of Qlipoth's power, but also a piece of Qlipoth's body. Having the body of an Aeon does make you somewhat like God. 3.) The name Char. One of two things. First, fairly simple, the result of fire. Very common name for dragons, a mythical beast. We establish with the gryphon that Sapphire is tied to mythical beasts. Second, "Charles", meaning "free man". Would be interesting with the kind of backwards freedom of the IPC, him having fled the Family and become more free, but of course, as a Stoneheart, "leaving" is probably more complicated than saying "I quit" and walking out the door. 4.) Sapphires. Wisdom (2,400+ years old and parent to many), royalty (major important figure in Penacony AND a super relevant, title-related hat), prophecy (time and related time telling devices), divine favor (covered above). Also, supposedly the 10 commandments were set in sapphire tablets, and Penacony has huge religion related lore drops, so... Also also, Sapphires come in any color but red, and supposedly the Watchmaker has appeared as many people, sooooooo... 5.) September. Sapphire is the birthstone of September, and September symbolizes refocusing of energy. You know, like leaving Penacony to join the IPC.
Anyways, like I said, it's a crack theory. It's almost certainly not true, but the idea does compel my gay ass.
Crack theory, Mikhail = Sapphire
Crack theory: Harrow enters the bottom of the river and falls through time. She is, in fact, The Body. She did not know it but she has finally learned to love herself. John and Anastasia were very surprised to return to the Tomb only to find it already filled.
more harrow the ninth thoughts bc my brain wont shut the fuck up
one line is TORMENTING ME
"Lying in the tomb that had claimed her heart, faraway in a land she had never travelled, Harrowhark Nonagesimus fell asleep, dropped dead, or both."
faraway in a land she had never travelled
what the fuck does this mean. so. We basically know Harrow went into the tomb bc she had the blood of the daughter of god on her hands so it was possible. The wiki says it's unclear but i think that's BULLSHIT.
and harrow with non fucked up brain (Gideon would call this debatable) corroborates this story in gtn. so we can be pretty dang sure it happened.
we don't know which subject clause this is modifying. or whatever. we learned about this in seventh grade shut up. is the tomb in a land she had never travelled, or is harrow transported to a land she's never travelled. the answer could be both. "faraway" is sort of a weird usage; it could just as easily say "far away," but it doesnt. which may be an honest to John copyediting error. "faraway" may just be muir's sort of flourishy elegant writing style. but it can also mean "dreamy or abstracted" so this could be a comment on harrow's mental state which implies that harrow is transported to a land she had never travelled while being kind of dreamy and out of it.
this is further corroborated by the fact that we know harrow has travelled to the Tomb so it wouldn't make sense to say she hasn't travelled it.
the "land she had never travelled" could also just mean the River, except that she has. she trained in the River a BUNCH.
so. ok. Harrow popped the Bubble right? which means there's no buoyancy. so she's essentially sinking. down into the river. which. what's at the bottom of the river. yeah. the portal to hell. which i saw a theory about, that it's a portal to another world (possibly ours? which i dont like imo it breaks my suspension of disbelief, but either way this theory still works). and the stoma only opens for like, resurrection beasts and god, right? but harrow is made up of 200 dead children. her parents committed resurrection. im guessing the stoma would open for her.
so. end of htn, pre-epilogue, harrow is now in another fucking dimension also ensconced in the tomb absolutely out of it. theory done.
At this point im convinced that teyvat is just a fever dream Alice created out of boredom
Ya know how in Sonic Adventure 2 Eggman used the eclipse cannon to partly blow up the moon? Everyone complains about how the moon isn't shown to be destroyed in any games after that, SEGA says it's because the moon turned or something like that but no one seems to like that answer. But, has anyone considered that the moon might've been repaired somehow? I mean, this is a world with a super genius eight year old who can fly a plane and has built countless high tech gadgets and vehicles, is it really that much of a stretch to think someone would be able to repair the moon? I mean, the moon is mostly made of rock and space travel is pretty common in the games, it doesn't seem that hard to get a bunch of rock and just fly it up there to do repairs. Heck, the chaos emeralds are said to have unlimited power and can perform miracles and even bend reality, they're what Sonic used to fix the planet when it broke apart, they could absolutely fix the damaged moon. The emeralds are what powered the eclipse cannon in the first place after all, maybe Sonic used his super form to fix the moon at the end of Sonic Adventure 2 and he just did it off screen. I dunno, just something I thought about and wanted to hear other's opinions on.
holy shit
wait
what if fucking gaster existed while frisk was in the underground but nobody fucking knows because of his fuckup
WHAT IF WE WERE FUCKING FRIENDS WITH GASTER BEFORE HE GOT ERASED
WHAT IF-
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