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Tell her Emizel is disappointed in her

my sister has started listening to the suckening. she currently thinks emizel is dead and is refusing to listen any further... how do I convince her without spoiling that delight

Starving the poor boy

Next time I get your phone iam eating it

-🦊

....I'm glad you are letting me know to keep my phone away from you at all times, Hunter.

hey there suckers i have a favor to ask:

please describe your notes/everything you hate about the fictional dnd podcast character edward twilight in the replies or tags

this is so i can explain to my friend how terrible this antagonist is and how the entire community (players included) despises him, without giving any spoilers.

(for context, he said ‘i will find him to be a good villain’ so now i’m on a mission to give him the biggest ‘NOPE’ he’s ever seen)

thanks everybody <3 <3 <3

i wanna talk about this shot

viv and vex for the jrwi doodle request ?

yea i love those freaks

Hey..

i had a dream recently that i posted on tumblr about me speeding and then the cops found it and used it to get me a speeding ticket and then i contested the ticket by pulling up another tumblr post where i claimed i did 9/11 and my point was that i make shit up on tumblr all the time and as such all of my tumblr posts should be inadmissible and this case should be dismissed but it had the opposite effect and the judge sentenced me to over 3000 life sentences for the people.i killed when i did 9/11

Theo and Emizel I saw the sign karaoke

I heard it the first time and it makes sense to me! The fangs to me were supposed to be based around vampires I think (with Gabe being both a fang and a vampire) so red makes the most sense to me.

Vs I really like the color purple and think it’s really cool that the demons color is purple (also the demon emoji on your phone is purple so I guess??)

I think it’s less what is the gangs color and what is the background nameless character of the gangs color (like Emizel doesn’t where purple or red, soda dresses in red. Gabe doesn’t wear purple.)

did anyone realize condi said that the demons colors r black and purple and the fangs were red bc I never realized he said that until like my 3rd listen through

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawn shop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

wind mill

wishing well

wizard tower

I feel bad for the tailor that has to make all those edward outfits. At least Viv and Vex get to have fun.

VIV😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

Au where Boss Kicks and Grant don’t work their shit out, so Lincoln does Grant and Marcos taxes wrong and gets the IRS on their asses

PSA: TAKE BREAKS FROM YOUR BINDER

I CAN NOT EMPHASIZE HOW MUCH MY RIBS HURT RIGHT NOW

LET ME BE A BAD EXAMPLE

TAKE OFF YOUR BINDER IF YOU’VE BEEN WEARING IT ALL DAY

PLEASE

EVEN IF ITS JUST FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES

PLEASE TAKE A BREAK

i needed this, thank you!

she’s a killer queen <3 <3

pd fans will be like "this is just like when will and vynce held hands and dakota and ashe listened to music and ate pizza ^_^" and suckening fans will say "what if i strapped you to a table and surgically removed your large intestine, sexually"

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

angry cat

Mom pick me up I’m scared

!!! VAGUE SUCKENING FINALE SPOILERS !!!

I think this is my best shitpost yet. Enjoy.

I think the council should make one of their next patreon goals just posting a super cut of the weylin twins, but with Tom and jerry sound effects over it