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Twisted Tales Masterlist

~ seven men. seven fairytale curses. but can true love break the spells that bind them? ~

a/n: welcome to the masterlist for my “twisted tales” oneshot series! release dates for each are tba but i’ll post them as i finish them!! graphics made by the lovely @syinisuga!! hope you guys enjoy my twists on these classic fairytales!! x

➳ LITTLE RED || werewolf!namjoon x you

— you were lost in the woods. he was the kind of monster everyone said you should be afraid of. but what if the big bad wolf… isn’t so bad?

— angst, smut, fluff, inspired by the fairytale “little red riding hood” by charles perrault.

➳ NEVERLAND || immortal!hoseok x you

— every night he’d appear at your window; the man who never grew older. he’d ask the same question “will you come with me to neverland?”

— fluff, smut, slight angst, inspired by the story “peter pan” by james matthew barrie

➳ BEAUTY & THE BEAST || beast!yoongi x you

— he was a spoiled prince who had everything but a heart. his curse is one that only love can break. but how could you learn to love a beast?

— angst, smut, fluff, inspired by the “beauty & the beast” by gabrielle-suzanne de villeneuve

➳ SWAN LAKE || swan shifter!seokjin x you

— it’s every princess’ dream to marry a prince. every princess… except you; you preferred the mysterious man you met by the lake each night

— fluff, angst, smut, inspired by pyotr ilyich tchaikovsky’s fairytale ballet “swan lake.”

➳ THE FROG PRINCE || prince!jungkook x you

— life was good for arrogant prince jungkook… until a scorned sorceress turned him into a frog. the only way to break the spell: a kiss from you

— humor, fluff, smut, inspired by “the frog prince” (made famous by the brothers grimm)

➳ SNOW KING || ice sorcerer!taehyung x you

— cursed to freeze everything he touches, king taehyung built a castle of ice to keep everyone else out. what he didn’t plan on? you getting in.

— angst, fluff, smut, inspired by the fairytale “the snow queen” by hans christian andersen

➳ UNDER THE SEA || merman!jimin x you

— there was one thing you remembered of the man who saved you from drowning; his voice. so why did this voiceless boy seem so familiar?

— fluff, smut, slight angst, inspired by “the little mermaid” by hans christian andersen.

Blooming Feelings 🌸 M.list

↳ you’re in a rookie girl group along with four other girls under BigHit Entertainment. You and the girls are good friends with your senior group BTS and your crushing on their Maknae and your best friend: Jeon Jungkook. But he’s crushing on you too...

Pairing: reader x Jungkook

Genre: idol!au, fluff//humour//angst

Length: 1/???

Current Status: On hold

Updates: Mon - Fri (at 3PM BST)

A/N — Hey! This is my first ever SMAU! So I’m sorry if it’s not great but I’ll try my hardest! I’ve done fanfictions in the past but nothing quite like this. Hope you enjoy it!

Twitter Profiles — 1//2 (out now)

Part 1 — Fangirls behind the scenes

Part 2 — Debut Celebration Show

Part 3 — Day Off

Part 4 — Oblivious

Part 5 — BTS Come Back

Part 6 — The Boys are Back

Part 7 — The Announcement

Blooming Feelings 🌸

↳ you’re in a rookie girl group along with four other girls under BigHit Entertainment. You and the girls are good friends with your senior group BTS and your crushing on their Maknae and your best friend: Jeon Jungkook. But he’s crushing on you too...

Previous // Part Three // Next

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Blooming Feelings 🌸 M.list

Oh my god 🤣

I never knew this existed!

Thank u for posting this!🤩

A forgotten gem that I re-discovered and wanted to share in case anyone else needs reminding that the boys did this 😂

Take ur time! I absolutely loved this series since I had been searching for a platonic series for a loooong time. Until then, I will keep on rereading it even though I've read it like 50 times already.

Hey! I saw that u haven't posted mall is life in a while...So I wanted to ask if you have stopped the series completely or if you're going to write more?

Thanks for reading it! I do want to continue writing it, I even have the outlines for the next few chapters, It's just that I haven't found the time to write them and it takes such a long time for me to write a chapter but hopefully I'll get around to continuing it!

Cheat (JJK, KTH)

Hey y’all! I’m sorry I haven’t posted in almost a week. I’ve been super busy with work this past weekend and it’s really hard to find motivation. However I am off for the next two days so hopefully I can catch up on writing. In the meantime, I am posting a small blurb/drabble/scenario. I guess that’s what you can call this?? Just something based off something my friends and I have said! I will probably post content like this when I have writers block or need a filler between major posts! Anyway, love y’all, stay safe, and borahae <3

Genre: Fluff, humor, Bestfriend!au

Paring: Bestfriend! Jungkook x reader x Bestfriend! Tae

Word Count: 268

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of cheating, clueless Kook my poor baby :(

Summary: “I’m trying to cheat but I’m doing it wrong.”

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  ‘Literally, what the fuck is this?’ I thought. I stared at the blue-colored sheet of paper with furrowed eyebrows. Leaning my head against my arm, I wore a confused expression. I heard the teacher helping a student in the back of the class and somewhere else, there was a group of friends talking. 

  ‘This test is going to be the end of my existence.’ I turned to look and see if the teacher was looking before twisting my head to my right. Jungkook sat there, pencil in one hand, and phone in the other. He also wore a confused expression.

  “What are you doing?” I hissed at him. Phones aren’t allowed to be out during tests.

  He looked at me and pouted slightly, “I’m trying to cheat, but I’m doing it wrong.”

  Tae snorted to my right, trying to cover it up as a cough as the teacher looked over to us in suspicion. Once he turned back to our classmate, Tae smirked at us. 

  “He just does the work instead.” He said laughing. 

  I shook my head, trying not to laugh and failing miserably.

  “I don’t know, man, I might just. This cheating thing clearly isn’t for me,” Kook whispered back, “I’m too loyal and honest.” He said, winking at me.

  “You literally cheat on every test.” Tae deadpanned.

  This time I wasn’t able to contain my laugh. I quickly tried to cover it as a cough, my shoulders shaking as I watched them in amusement.

  “Y/n! Jungkook! Tae! Stop talking and focus on your test!” There was a collective eye-roll from all three of us.

Coincidence’s Happen...(PJM)

So I haven’t posted in like months but I got this idea in the shower and I just HAD to write it cause it’s too good, lemme know if I should make this a series? I’m also currently working on another one shot and another series that both of which I have not touched for weeks cause I’m unmotivated but I will get them out at some point, I promise. I feel like I just need to get back in the groove of writing again.

Genre: Humor, crack

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Word Count: 522

Warnings: crack head culture, brief and minor mentions of death and kidnapping

Summary: "Park Jimin and Jeon Jungkook have all the permission in the world to end my life and I would say thank you.”

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  Small and gentle fingertips picked up the black cellphone that rested on the cement ground, just a few feet outside of Freeman’s Bar. Sweet and dark eyes glided over the few cracks that split up the screen of the mysterious phone. With the thought of trying to find out it’s owner, padded fingertips pressed against the phone’s home button, producing a small click sound and turning the device on. 

  Normally, people have those basic backgrounds that phones provide, or maybe the more sentimental type have pictures of them and their friends or significant others as their wallpaper. That was not the case with this phone. A picture, a simple picture at that, of a note. Eyebrows furrowed at the peculiar wallpaper, peculiar enough to catch attention and to read. 

  “If you are looking at this and you are not me, unlock my phone and go into my notes! Read the note titled “Hello Stranger!” Code is 0613″

  The corners of full and peach-colored lips slighted upwards, a strange request it is, but alas, those same fingertips typed in the coincidental code and followed the instructions listed on the wallpaper. Tapping on the note, eyes began gliding over words.

  “Hi stranger! If you find this phone then one of two things happened that caused it to be anywhere but my back right pocket. One, I dropped it and lost it. If that is the case, then please go to my emergency contacts and call the one titled Best Friend. Two, I was kidnapped and/or murdered and you should probably go to the police. UNLESS, if by any moment in my life I ended up on God’s good graces and was murdered by Park Jimin or Jeon Jungkook. If THAT is the case, then under NO CIRCUMSTANCES please for the love of God DO NOT call the police. These two men have all the permission in the world to take my life away and I will simply say thank you from the afterlife. Thank you, you now have your instructions, carry them out.”

  A sweet, honey sounding laugh filled the air surrounding the environment. Padded fingertips clicked on the emergency contact list and called the name “Best friend” as a large smile shined with amusement.

  “Hello?” A timid voice answered.

  “Um hi, I found this phone on the ground outside of Freeman’s Bar and you were listed under emergency contacts?”

  An exasperated sigh followed, “Y/n! Someone found your phone!” A muffled scream of excitement sounded through and shuffling was heard.

  “Hi, I’m Y/n! I heard you found my phone?” A new, feminine voice rang through.

  “Yeah, I did. I’m outside of Freeman’s Bar right now in case you want to come pick it up.” quiet chuckles left the lips of the unknown stranger.

  “Yeah, totally, I will come meet you and pick it up!”

  Another smile graced the surrounding environment, “Sounds good, see you soon then.”

  “Wait!” The voice rang through again, quick and panicked, “What’s your name? So I can find you.”

  A shit-eating grin formed on the face of the stranger who was holding the lost phone, “Park Jimin.”