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no rest for the wicked || jjk

➼ title: no rest for the wicked ➼ pairing: camp counselor!jungkook x camp director!female reader ➼ genre/au: angst | a little fluff | smut | suspense/thriller | light humor | camp crystal lake au | friday the 13th au | enemies to lovers | slight unrequited love | idiots to lovers ➼ summary: Camp Crystal Lake is under new management. You’ve come back to your old hometown to gather some work experience before graduation. You know the dark history surrounding these grounds, but the real challenge is going to be hot guy standing in your kitchen, the same guy that made you leave in the first place. ➼ word count: 7k ➼ warnings: strong language | bickering | mentions murder & massacres | urban legends? | pranks | mild violence(not really descriptive) | mentions death | snakes | a bunch of arguing | mentions smoking and cigarettes | mentions allergic reactions to roses | reader has tattoos | tension (sexual included) | dom!jungkook | switch!reader | choking | doggystyle | ass slapping/spanking | biting | scratching | marking | slight angry/hate sex | hair pulling | manhandling | clit play | thigh riding i guess? | protected sex | dirty talk | spitting | confessions | the ending is cute if you ask me lol | if i missed something please let me know ➼ rating: R/18+ ➼ a/n: hi! so I wanted to do something based on one of my favorite horror films, Friday the 13th. This story is not horror and the horror/gore listed above is only mentioned. However, I recommend googling what the movie is about before reading if you haven’t heard of it because I based my backstory off of it. This story is more suspenseful and humorous if you ask me and mainly focuses on the pairing’s relationship instead of the actual Jason Vorhees story. Anyway, I hope you like it. Also, I know this is unedited and rushed but this was a last minute idea. I’ll edit it and make it better in the future.

Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake

The freshly painted sign lets you know that you’ve finally arrived at your destination. You’ve traveled over 800 miles and hiked through a slightly dense wooded area in order to reach your home for the summer. This all will be cleared by next week by the time camp officially opens for the children. For now, it’ll just be you and ten camp counselors that you’ll be supervising during your time here.

You accepted this job knowing the history of this place, and the tragedies that have occurred. But out-of-state school costs are expensive, and it’s been over 40 years since the original owners shut down the camp. After all this time, their children would like to bring innocence back to this place, and burn the horrific events that earned it the name Camp Blood.

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Cheat (JJK, KTH)

Hey y’all! I’m sorry I haven’t posted in almost a week. I’ve been super busy with work this past weekend and it’s really hard to find motivation. However I am off for the next two days so hopefully I can catch up on writing. In the meantime, I am posting a small blurb/drabble/scenario. I guess that’s what you can call this?? Just something based off something my friends and I have said! I will probably post content like this when I have writers block or need a filler between major posts! Anyway, love y’all, stay safe, and borahae <3

Genre: Fluff, humor, Bestfriend!au

Paring: Bestfriend! Jungkook x reader x Bestfriend! Tae

Word Count: 268

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of cheating, clueless Kook my poor baby :(

Summary: “I’m trying to cheat but I’m doing it wrong.”

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  ‘Literally, what the fuck is this?’ I thought. I stared at the blue-colored sheet of paper with furrowed eyebrows. Leaning my head against my arm, I wore a confused expression. I heard the teacher helping a student in the back of the class and somewhere else, there was a group of friends talking. 

  ‘This test is going to be the end of my existence.’ I turned to look and see if the teacher was looking before twisting my head to my right. Jungkook sat there, pencil in one hand, and phone in the other. He also wore a confused expression.

  “What are you doing?” I hissed at him. Phones aren’t allowed to be out during tests.

  He looked at me and pouted slightly, “I’m trying to cheat, but I’m doing it wrong.”

  Tae snorted to my right, trying to cover it up as a cough as the teacher looked over to us in suspicion. Once he turned back to our classmate, Tae smirked at us. 

  “He just does the work instead.” He said laughing. 

  I shook my head, trying not to laugh and failing miserably.

  “I don’t know, man, I might just. This cheating thing clearly isn’t for me,” Kook whispered back, “I’m too loyal and honest.” He said, winking at me.

  “You literally cheat on every test.” Tae deadpanned.

  This time I wasn’t able to contain my laugh. I quickly tried to cover it as a cough, my shoulders shaking as I watched them in amusement.

  “Y/n! Jungkook! Tae! Stop talking and focus on your test!” There was a collective eye-roll from all three of us.

Ghosted 01 (M) | JJK

Pairing: Bartender!Jungkook x Patron!Reader | AU: Arcade Bar AU

Genre: Idiots to Lovers / Fluff / Smut / Angst / Humor

Summary: There are a lot of things to love about the local arcade bar, Drinking Games, but you definitely have your favorites: sinking countless hours into a Ms. Pacman knockoff and lovingly tormenting one of the bartenders. It turns out he’s one of the bar’s owners, a friend of one of your friends, and he just might like you back.

Rating: Explicit / 18+

Chapter Word Count: 11.1k

Total Series Wordcount: 31.3k

CW: Sexual (sexual thoughts, inappropriately named cocktails, discussions about sex; explicit smut in future chapters); Violence (none), Language (swearing, dirty talk), Other (Jungkook is a hot fucking mess, food poisoning, brief puke mentions, mutual insecurity)

A/N: This is part one of the fic commissioned by @ggukcangetit and I’m very happy to share that they really liked the fic, so I’m hoping you guys do too! When @ggukcangetit​ commissioned the fic, they told me that they really loved one of my other fics, Frost Impressions, and that they were hoping for a similar enemies to lovers/idiots to lovers vibe. I am proud to say that I absolutely brought some of the cringey awkwardness into this fic. I hope  you all get second-hand embarrassment the way I did when I wrote it, and I also hope that this fic makes you laugh, gives you warm fluffy feelings, and maybe makes your heart ache a little bit. Enjoy 💜💜

As always, I cross-post to Archive of Our Own. If you prefer to read there, I use the same username there as I do here. 💙

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