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Did y'all know penises can make fart sound when flaccid although they all sound wet
If Ikea invested more into plushies and similar stuff they could outrun Apple in the most valuable company. I dont need furniture I just need more of Blahåj and Djungelskog.
Their Majesty, Queen Megaera (left), and her Grand Vizier, Lady “Miku” Mikroera (right).
The fact that he’s also sharing a bed with an ikea shark makes me immeasurably happy 🥰
Shhh! Flake’s asleep and has his Dr Simi plushie for company!
Photo credit: Flake’s wife
Goofy gooberd
Congratulations and happy birthday in advance! Post this shark, fellas!
MOST TRANS PICTURE EVER BABY! (Just got my first big Blåhaj)
Wait why is blahaj is ultrakill? I’ve played the game for a long time and I’ve seen this icon.
hi did you know that blahaj. and even hajblah? basically i think it is important to be aware that sharks
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Guess what? It's femboy friday!!
And I actually have something to post again!?
Depressed artist made by depressed artist.
This is kind of a weird survey idea but I'm extremely curious for some reason.
Owners of a Blåhaj ( Ikea shark ) , which direction does the 'fur' face on yours? ( When you pet it, which direction slicks the fur back? )
This question came to mind because the fur on mine faces twords the snout. That's how I tell him apart from the ones my friends have ! Out of 3, two have the fur facing in the direction of the tail so I'm curious approximately which percentage of them have the fur facing the different way. To see if my Ikea shark has other oddly patterned brethren.
I only research the most important things, I know.
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just found out I can buy a 3 pack of blåhaj plushies on Amazon...
They're $80 though... But there's 3...
Just a couple of trans icons
Tuna (short for Neptune) the Blåhaj and Tortellini the turtle just chilling
Forget this exam results shit, I got a blahaj
Skull for scale