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Try estrogen!

Their Majesty, Queen Megaera (left), and her Grand Vizier, Lady “Miku” Mikroera (right).

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

hey! Are you still taking requests? If so could you draw a lesbian toucan?

Of course I can do a toucan for you! Enjoy!

Roll a d20 when you refer to me

1-7: she/her

8-20: they/them

On a nat 20 you double the gender dice

this man is the one true ally

I feel a little hypocritical saying it when I haven't gone all the way with this method yet, but I highly suggest everyone at the very least learn how to buy/use DIY HRT so they're prepared in case official means are no longer acccessible to them. it is obviously not ideal compared to official means to accessing HRT, and we need to defend trans healthcare. do not interpret this as me advocating for "giving up". but when the healthcare system fails us, DIY is an option that everyone has, and it's important to me that people understand that they have options. spending an afternoon reading up on how you'd go about DIY is free and affirming even if you don't need/want to DIY right now.

Im lesb

Okay I fucking love this look

fat waists are slutty grabbable waists too if you aren't a fucking coward

dear newly-out trans girl: you need to wear yr skirt up on yr waist, not on yr hips. trust me on this one

dare I say harrowhark nonagesimus

I don't need a nintendo game to watch an autistic princess stack things into piles I have a wife for that

I’m absolutely stealing this idea

I need another butch straddling my lap and being bossy. I'm two beers in I'm ready to look at another butch like a god rn

Based fossil fighters pfp

I’ll be real I totally forgot about this in my inbox

Thank you!

everyone knows that the last person you should ask about the experiences of trans women is a trans woman. they're all biased & can't be trusted

And suddenly I have spackle for my plot hole!

so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

:)

it’s ok blåhaj, mommy and mommy are just wrestling right now

i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

If you're looking for a sign to be sluttier this is it.

Text them, sext them, post that nude. Buy the outfit that shows off too much, wear it. Even if you feel self conscious at first you'll love being a slutty sex object once you give it a try.