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guys I messed up, I broke something in my pc and now it won't turn on windows and I think my pc is mad at me what can i do for it do forgive meeeeeeee

Waiter! Waiter! There is soup in my hair!

And maybe also nose

And face

And lungs

I really dont like how your chef is drowning me in soup.

If I see any art of mythological Medusa portraying her as a villain Imma shove wet cement so far up artists ass it will turn their eyes petrified.

In our lifetimed we will see words like YEET be added to dictionaires and words changing their spelling.

In fonclusion Im waiting for a dictionary to say MONKE.

I have no idea how people see an elephant in there. It is obviously an ANCIENT SNAIL GOD.

KNEEL MORTALS BEFORE YOUR GOD

NGC 3572, Star Streams

If Ikea invested more into plushies and similar stuff they could outrun Apple in the most valuable company. I dont need furniture I just need more of Blahåj and Djungelskog.

How to test if your friends are human.

Say "Almonds can not be trusted"

If they repeat or say something similar, congrats. They are human

In case they ask why. Pull out your holy water gun. They are either a demon, a robot or an alien. So you have 2/3 chances it will work.

WHAT IS STAIR CASE

Did Stair killed someone? Was it tax fraud or something? Was Stair the one being killed? What have Stair done to have police case?

Some people need a hug. I need a hug and M1 Abrams tank.

If the world would be about to end I know. No. IM CERTAIN that the one main common human braincell would activate in every human and play "We'll meet again".

Why is it called Petri Dish? Who is Petri and what did he cooked? Im hungry I want to eat it.

I just learned that in 7 years we will be celebrating 100th aniversary of the creation of hoodies. It was originaly created in 1930 for people working in colder temperatures in New York.

It feels like something so new yet it was invented BEFORE WW2. My great grandparents could literally wear them and I wouldnt know it.

Just today I realised that there are no male world leaders with long hair. I even went through all the pictures on some shady website and there were NONE.

So anyway Im running for president of Poland. Wish me luck.

Im watching Les Misérables from 2012 ans just saw a great scene. Some random kid broke into some rich guy carrige through the window and just started dissing him.

I feel like if in real life we would have similar approach the world would be a better place.

I just realised

Love and hate are the strongest human emotions because they are the most complex one and the simplest one. Love is so complicated its hard to comprehend it. Hate is so simple everyone know what it feels like and understands it.

I dont care if its obvious, I just realised it after so long.

Shiny mimikyu is more whiter than normal even though shiny pikachu is darker yellow, which can mean that mimikyu accepted that he cant be pikachu and shouldnt be anything except himself and embraced it by going away from the pikachu style.