If The World Would Be About To End I Know. No. IM CERTAIN That The One Main Common Human Braincell Would

If the world would be about to end I know. No. IM CERTAIN that the one main common human braincell would activate in every human and play "We'll meet again".

Some people need a hug. I need a hug and M1 Abrams tank.

Waiter! Waiter! There is soup in my hair!

And maybe also nose

And face

And lungs

I really dont like how your chef is drowning me in soup.

How to test if your friends are human.

Say "Almonds can not be trusted"

If they repeat or say something similar, congrats. They are human

In case they ask why. Pull out your holy water gun. They are either a demon, a robot or an alien. So you have 2/3 chances it will work.

I just learned that in 7 years we will be celebrating 100th aniversary of the creation of hoodies. It was originaly created in 1930 for people working in colder temperatures in New York.

It feels like something so new yet it was invented BEFORE WW2. My great grandparents could literally wear them and I wouldnt know it.

In our lifetimed we will see words like YEET be added to dictionaires and words changing their spelling.

In fonclusion Im waiting for a dictionary to say MONKE.