Avengers Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

*After the fight on the ferry in Homecoming*

Peter: Top 30 reasons why Peter is sorry… Number 5 will surprise you!

Tony: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!


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3 years ago

Kate: I have no more forks to give.

Yelena: You have one fork to give.

Kate: But then how would I eat?

Yelena: Oh Kate Bishop, you do not have to use a fork to eat me.

Kate: I have one fork to give.


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6 years ago

During the Civil war.

Tony & Steve : *doing the talk*

Peter : Wow He has killer looks.

Tony : So st--what who?

Peter,innocently : the guy that has the metal arm.

Steve :

Tony :

Bucky :

Sam : did i heard it wrong or the kid just made a pun out of bucky?


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3 years ago

Peter,who had pulled an all-nighter to study for exams, trying to sleep in.

Tony: Pete, it's time to wake up. Steve's making breakfast.

Peter:...

Tony: Don't make throw water on you.

Peter: Don't make me shatter your skull with one punch.

Tony:....

The Avengers in the hall way who had been listening: ......

I have a headcannon that when Peter Parker gets cranky from lack of sleep, hunger, whatever, his scariness/sass factor goes up like 1000%

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After a horrible battle against giant lizards. Back at Stark Tower.

Steve Rogers ruffling Peter’s hair: Aren’t you a little young to be an Avenger?

Peter running on 12 red bulls, only slept nine hours total in the last WEEK, and now knows the taste of lizard blood: Aren’t you a little old to be alive?

Steve shocked:

Tony stunned:

Other Avengers mentally freaking out:

Peter: i can fix that for you

Tony: KID-


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2 years ago

Tony: Look, all I'm saying is that drinking two, 5 hours energy drinks would give us double the energy!

Clint: Bullshit! It would obviously give us 10 hours of energy. I thought you were a scientist.

Tony: And I thought you had a brain-

Steve: Can we please go back to the meeting?

Bruce: Why are we even discussing this?

Natasha: Because those two idiots don't have a single braincell between them to make a logical thought if their lives depended on it.

Tony: You all clearly don't understand the importance-

Peter, who everyone had forgot was there: Both.

Everyone:...

Tony:...What?

Peter, who has 10 assignments due tomorrow and is vibrating from being high on energy: Both.

*Scuttles off to his cocoon on the ceiling*


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2 years ago

*Peter who had pulled an all nighter to study goes to the kitchen at 6AM to get a snack just to see the entire team sitting around the counter watching Steve and Bucky work in the kitchen": Uuh, guys why are you all awake right now?

Tony: 'Morning Underoos. Take a seat, breakfast will be ready in a few minutes.

Peter: Oook, but why are you all doing *gestures vaguely* this?

Natasha: We're watching our early morning show.

Bruce: It's quite entertaining.

Thor: You are welcome to join us!

Clint: It starts at 5:30 AM normally but you can tune in at different times of the day as well.

Peter: But the TV is off? What shows are you guys talking about?

Tony: The 'Two ancient gays (who are obviously in love) navigating the kitchen like a married couple but blushing like schoolgirls when they make eye contact or touch each other slightly' show of course!


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3 years ago

Conversations I would have with mcu characters part 3

Part 1 - part2 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

Me and Bucky: *Italian arguing*

Sam: the fuck are they saying?

Natasha, watching with popcorn: *gasp* oh no he didn't

Me and Bucky: *screams intensifies*


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3 years ago

Tony: I told you I don't wanna join your little band

Clint: *randomly flipping a drumstick*

Andrew!Peter: You were in a band?!

Ok marvel. You're not gonna give us their songs? We're gonna write fanfics and do it ourselves


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1 year ago

What do you mean you don't know latin?!

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 -part 5

Masterlist

Bucky: this is some freaky shit, quick, traslate this latin text for me

Me: I don't know latin

Bucky: but you're italian!

Me: I studied electronics


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Pepper: The more I'm around Tony, the more I realize he's just a child

Tony: Am not!

Pepper: You threw a tantrum when I said you couldn't have pizza for breakfast

Tony: I'm a grown man, I should be able to decide what I have for breakfast

Pepper: You asked me to make the pizza. IT WAS A MICROWAVE PIZZA


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Thor, literally bleeding out: No! I was going to eat that!

Bruce: That's what you're worried about?!?!?!?

Loki, who turned into a box of pop tarts and proceeded to turn back and stab his brother: He never learns, sincerely

Bruce: Is he supposed to be on the lookout for stabbings?!

Loki, shrugging: If he doesn't wanna be stabbed, yeah


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1 year ago

Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?

Y/N: I got her a dog.

Kate: Really? Me too!

Sam: I also got her a dog!

Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.

Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.

Scott: I got her a dog!

[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]

Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!


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