Avengers Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
...Calm down Bucky. Its not that bad. *Sees the news on tv * On second thoughts... *Helps him pack * Have a great time in the freezer
Peter: So World War III just started
Bucky: [packing his bags] Put me back in the freezer
*After the fight on the ferry in Homecoming*
Peter: Top 30 reasons why Peter is sorry… Number 5 will surprise you!
Tony: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
Kate: I have no more forks to give.
Yelena: You have one fork to give.
Kate: But then how would I eat?
Yelena: Oh Kate Bishop, you do not have to use a fork to eat me.
Kate: I have one fork to give.
During the Civil war.
Tony & Steve : *doing the talk*
Peter : Wow He has killer looks.
Tony : So st--what who?
Peter,innocently : the guy that has the metal arm.
Steve :
Tony :
Bucky :
Sam : did i heard it wrong or the kid just made a pun out of bucky?
Peter,who had pulled an all-nighter to study for exams, trying to sleep in.
Tony: Pete, it's time to wake up. Steve's making breakfast.
Peter:...
Tony: Don't make throw water on you.
Peter: Don't make me shatter your skull with one punch.
Tony:....
The Avengers in the hall way who had been listening: ......
I have a headcannon that when Peter Parker gets cranky from lack of sleep, hunger, whatever, his scariness/sass factor goes up like 1000%
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After a horrible battle against giant lizards. Back at Stark Tower.
Steve Rogers ruffling Peter’s hair: Aren’t you a little young to be an Avenger?
Peter running on 12 red bulls, only slept nine hours total in the last WEEK, and now knows the taste of lizard blood: Aren’t you a little old to be alive?
Steve shocked:
Tony stunned:
Other Avengers mentally freaking out:
Peter: i can fix that for you
Tony: KID-
Tony: Look, all I'm saying is that drinking two, 5 hours energy drinks would give us double the energy!
Clint: Bullshit! It would obviously give us 10 hours of energy. I thought you were a scientist.
Tony: And I thought you had a brain-
Steve: Can we please go back to the meeting?
Bruce: Why are we even discussing this?
Natasha: Because those two idiots don't have a single braincell between them to make a logical thought if their lives depended on it.
Tony: You all clearly don't understand the importance-
Peter, who everyone had forgot was there: Both.
Everyone:...
Tony:...What?
Peter, who has 10 assignments due tomorrow and is vibrating from being high on energy: Both.
*Scuttles off to his cocoon on the ceiling*
*Peter who had pulled an all nighter to study goes to the kitchen at 6AM to get a snack just to see the entire team sitting around the counter watching Steve and Bucky work in the kitchen": Uuh, guys why are you all awake right now?
Tony: 'Morning Underoos. Take a seat, breakfast will be ready in a few minutes.
Peter: Oook, but why are you all doing *gestures vaguely* this?
Natasha: We're watching our early morning show.
Bruce: It's quite entertaining.
Thor: You are welcome to join us!
Clint: It starts at 5:30 AM normally but you can tune in at different times of the day as well.
Peter: But the TV is off? What shows are you guys talking about?
Tony: The 'Two ancient gays (who are obviously in love) navigating the kitchen like a married couple but blushing like schoolgirls when they make eye contact or touch each other slightly' show of course!
Conversations I would have with mcu characters part 3
Part 1 - part2 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6
Masterlist and rules
Me and Bucky: *Italian arguing*
Sam: the fuck are they saying?
Natasha, watching with popcorn: *gasp* oh no he didn't
Me and Bucky: *screams intensifies*
Tony: I told you I don't wanna join your little band
Clint: *randomly flipping a drumstick*
Andrew!Peter: You were in a band?!
Ok marvel. You're not gonna give us their songs? We're gonna write fanfics and do it ourselves
What do you mean you don't know latin?!
Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 -part 5
Masterlist
Bucky: this is some freaky shit, quick, traslate this latin text for me
Me: I don't know latin
Bucky: but you're italian!
Me: I studied electronics
Pepper: The more I'm around Tony, the more I realize he's just a child
Tony: Am not!
Pepper: You threw a tantrum when I said you couldn't have pizza for breakfast
Tony: I'm a grown man, I should be able to decide what I have for breakfast
Pepper: You asked me to make the pizza. IT WAS A MICROWAVE PIZZA
Thor, literally bleeding out: No! I was going to eat that!
Bruce: That's what you're worried about?!?!?!?
Loki, who turned into a box of pop tarts and proceeded to turn back and stab his brother: He never learns, sincerely
Bruce: Is he supposed to be on the lookout for stabbings?!
Loki, shrugging: If he doesn't wanna be stabbed, yeah
Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?
Y/N: I got her a dog.
Kate: Really? Me too!
Sam: I also got her a dog!
Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.
Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.
Scott: I got her a dog!
[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]
Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!