Gremlin Peter!!! - Tumblr Posts

Peter,who had pulled an all-nighter to study for exams, trying to sleep in.

Tony: Pete, it's time to wake up. Steve's making breakfast.

Peter:...

Tony: Don't make throw water on you.

Peter: Don't make me shatter your skull with one punch.

Tony:....

The Avengers in the hall way who had been listening: ......

I have a headcannon that when Peter Parker gets cranky from lack of sleep, hunger, whatever, his scariness/sass factor goes up like 1000%

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After a horrible battle against giant lizards. Back at Stark Tower.

Steve Rogers ruffling Peter’s hair: Aren’t you a little young to be an Avenger?

Peter running on 12 red bulls, only slept nine hours total in the last WEEK, and now knows the taste of lizard blood: Aren’t you a little old to be alive?

Steve shocked:

Tony stunned:

Other Avengers mentally freaking out:

Peter: i can fix that for you

Tony: KID-

Peter, whispering to andrew: you’re gay

Andrew: I know that

Peter: gay for wade?

Andrew: I did not know that.

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Deadpool: Aren’t we all just trying to be Morticia addams?

Peter: actually I’m trying to be Gomez addams

Deadpool: Honourable. Respectable. Where would we be without you

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[after a long patrol]

Peter, very tired: wow that’s a phat phucking cat

Tobey:

Tobey: pe- Spidey, that’s a raccoon.

Peter: i’ m taking he r home.