During The Civil War.

During the Civil war.

Tony & Steve : *doing the talk*

Peter : Wow He has killer looks.

Tony : So st--what who?

Peter,innocently : the guy that has the metal arm.

Steve :

Tony :

Bucky :

Sam : did i heard it wrong or the kid just made a pun out of bucky?

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pairing: Kuroo Tetsurō x female reader

genre: smut, literally just filth, with a teeny tiny bit of angst if you squint and some fluff bc boyf!kuroo

word count: 6k (of sin)

warnings: swearing, jealousy, slightly possessive behavior; heavy degradation, praising, some choking, fingering and overstimulation, dom!kuroo and he fucks you in his jersey and he uhm spits into your mouth lol

(A/N: Even though this probably never happened, in this they play against Nohebi in a practice game! I had to let out my feelings for Kuroo so please bear with me; hope you like it! And this is also a little thank you from me to you for 2k!! Ily xx zade)

Summary: After having to watch his biggest rival flirt with his girlfriend right in front of his eyes, Kuroo decides to remind you who you’re with…

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“I’m not going to treat him like shit and make myself look disrespectful just because you hate that guy with a passion, Tetsurō”, you hiss and look up at your boyfriend, your eyes attentively roaming his handsome features and when his gaze meets yours, you can’t help but gulp harshly.

Kuroo was currently trying to not lose his cool because of his biggest rival and even though he’s managed to stay calm, you know he keeps remembering the way said rival used to flirt with you before you started dating and that’s why he looks like he’s about to tear everything and everyone apart. And as you watch him, your body starts heating up in anticipation because of the amount of wrath and deep hatred lingering in the depth of his pretty eyes.

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Filthy.

Quarantined!Sakusa Kiyoomi x Brat!Reader (18+)

A Haikyuu HQ Server Collab | Prompt: ‘I told you to stay still.’

Tings: hate sex, shower sex, voyeur kink, exhibition kink, overheard masturbation, waxing, swearing, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration, anal play, humiliation/degradation, cum eating, spit, unprotected sex, multiple orgasms,  mentions of the corona virus

A/N: I didn’t even like this man when I started writing it, now I want to fuck him into oblivion. For this very reason, I am tagging @karasunosimp​ and @sugardaddykenma​ because I saw what you said about him and I want to be cheeky. 

Thank you to my wife @thisisthehardestthing​ for beta-reading! 

Also, ‘pantherian’ is a word in this fic, I will not accept critique. ‘Panther-like’ is a garbage word and society has evolved beyond the need for it. 

Words: 11k (I’m sorry! But I promise it doesn’t feel like it!)

Taglist: @mindninjax​ | @whats-her-quirk​ 

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“Hold the elevator!”

As you push through the entrance to your college apartment, you see the chrome doors slide open in front of an exceedingly tall man. He steps inside, his dark curls bouncing ever-so-slightly, and you feel a spark of recognition. When he turns, holding his arm against the doorway like the action disgusts him, you pick up your pace, trotting in high heels across the bright, empty lobby. His dark eyes follow you above his starch-white face mask, looking thoroughly unimpressed.

“Thanks,” you call out breathlessly. I know this guy. What was his name?—Fuck!

Your heel catches in the groove, sending you barrelling straight into him. With pantherian reflexes, he reaches for you, stopping you from clattering onto the ground. You find one hand on his surprisingly generous pectoral, the other on the toned bicep that swells beneath his team jacket. With your chest pressed against his lower half, your legs straddling his flexed thigh, you find your body clamouring for another round even though the slick in your underwear has barely dried.

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✑ “anonymous” sent : “Your Honor, May I request some Top three (3) kinks that the Founders trio might go crazy for with their lover. (aftercare if you’re in the mood for details) You can add Kakashi as a bonus if you’re okay with it.”

✑ Anli’s useless comment : Thank you so much for not letting me flop like this and wait 12 years for my first request, Nani ♡ I knew I could always count on you. And of course you’re going to bribe me using my (our) faves so I can only deliver, eheh

Masterpost | Rules

千住柱間 • Senju Hashirama

NSFW

↳ Hashirama loves to tease. A lot. Whether it’s with his fingers, his tongue, or him making you grind down on his thigh, he’s got a huge thing for bringing you to the point of tears—and he’s a very patient man, so there’s no amount of pleading him to stop and just fuck you already that’ll make him sway. You’ll break before he does. His generosity is increased tenfold during sex, to the point where it can only play against you; you’ll cum multiple times before he does once. He will only be satisfied and allow himself to cum once you’re on the verge of passing out from exhaustion—that’s how he knows he’s catered to all your needs and didn’t leave you disappointed. He won’t have it any other way.

↳ So. The man is strong. Like, really strong, so I can’t not see him having a thing for manhandling you and getting you to do what he wishes. Hashirama loves it when you try to take control and will not hesitate to show you that he’s the one in charge here—either by grabbing you and lifting you up in his arms or pinning you against the nearest flat surface, all with a giant grin on his face. It makes sex a lot more fun to him if he gets to fight for dominance, even if it usually doesn’t last long because he can easily overpower you in seconds. He thinks it’s adorable that you think you have a chance against him, and you bet he’s going to fuck that lesson into you as many times as he needs to.

↳ Speaking of his strength—he loves marking you. This is something he’ll never admit out loud, however, because he gets off of it remaining his dirty little secret. His strength and the fact that it’s hard to control during sex when he has to focus about so many other things acts as a great cover for him, so much so that there’s a huge chance you don’t know he’s leaving all these bruises and hickeys on your body on purpose. There’s just something about seeing the shape of his hands printed on your hips and thighs (even in the case that the color of your skin makes them appear very faint) that riles him up really badly; a reminder that you’re his, and that he’s the only one who’s lucky enough to see that side of you. Hashirama is secretly quite the possessive man, but he won’t ever let that get in the way of your freedom and relationship. And he wouldn’t leave those marks on you if you didn’t like it.

+ Aftercare bonus → If you think the gentle caresses and kisses all over your face and neck stop after his climax, you’d be deadly wrong. Hashirama will never cease to worship and explore your body with his every senses—the only thing that differs is how careful and tender he is with you. He likes to make you lie on top of him so he can hold you comfortably, and pet your hair until you fall asleep in his arms. If either he or you have made a mess, then he’ll make sure to clean everything up; something he particularly enjoys doing, if you can stay awake long enough, is drawing you both a bath so you can relax at the same time. He’ll make sure you don’t even have to lift a finger for anything. Whatever you need, he’ll give it to you, no questions asked.

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