Dokhyuk Moments: Part 6

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 6

—= skipped sentences

“It doesn’t matter if you sit this one out.” I turned toward Yoo Jonghyuk at the unexpected words. Thsi guy was still talking without looking at me.

“You have a woman you love.”—-

I love how Jonghyuk is innocent enough to think- nvm. Anyway, tell me he’s not a jellyfish! He’s not looking at Dokja because he knows Fokja can read him well- (someone stop my delusions)

I told him, “it’s not like that. Do you think my face is full of love?” —

Yoo Jonghyuk stared at me quietly and said, “certainly, I don’t care if you die.”

Shit.

“Your words are too harsh. I’m hurt.”

“Don’t forget I still have one hit left.”

“Ah...yes. I’d almost forgotten. Thanks for reminiding me.”

He’s so jealous- who randomly says ‘I don’t care if you die’? ...wait never mind.

Yes, why did he always have to show up late? I smiled at him. “You are late, Yoo Jonghyuk.”

Romcom line.

“Ah. I meant I would deal with the final blow.”

“You bastard.”

For some reason, I have this head cannon that Jonghyuk never swears and it feeds my inner shipper when he swears because all the instances where he does swear has something to do with Dokja.

“Aren’t I a prophet? Now. Give me your sword.” Yoo Jonghyuk knew was I was going to do and obediently offered his sword.

First read, I called him an obedient puppy- then, I read the 1864th arc. <3

Yoo Jonghyuk reached out his hand. “This is mine.”

“Hey! We caught him together!”

“I was the one who caught him.”

Usually, I would’ve insisted but Yoo Jonghyuk ‘s eyes were serious this time. This son of a Bi-

And the fact that Dokja didn’t even need the relic just chef’s kiss💋 . They’re fighting like Shin Yoosang and Lee Gilyoung!

It was damn delicious. Really, it was delicious. No. It was the best dish I’d ever had! What was this meal skewer?

One side of Yoo Jonghyuk’s expressionless mouth curved up. Damn. Even if he was a regresser...

I kind of see why Uriel thought Jonghyuk would bottom. I mean- he looks like a proud housewife in this scene. (Not to generalize).

“...By the way. Are you keep going to go with me?” -

“Are you perhaps waiting for your chance to hit me?”

Yoo Jonghyuk watched me with uniquely fearsom eyes and opened his mouth.

No- he wants to stay with you~

“The possiblity of Kim Namwoon reminiscing is as believable as Yoo Jonghyuk Turing into a girl.”

Well, there’s that too. It’s not that accurate, but it did say something like this.

The amount of foreshadowing taht went into ORV is so...genius’s

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 12

(- means I skipped sentences)

—“I can’t keep up with the trendy words of childeren these days.”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s eyebrows twitched at Lee Sookyung’s words. “You have a twisted mind.”

“You are a shrewd child.”

Wow. They b o n d.

Lee Sookyung had this strange feeling feeling at his dismissive attitude. It was a disturbing feeling only a mother to a child could detect.

I don’t really know what I’m supposed to make of this, so I’ll just say that it was her mother’s instincts and it appeared because YJH is her son-in-law.

“Kim Dokja told you about my story?”

“He did. He told me a lot.” —

“Kim Dokja is necessary in this world. I need him.”— “He will be my companion and he will see the end of the scenarios.”

“My son talks a lot about you” trope

At this moment, an enlightenment filled Lee Sookyung’s head.

[Incarnation Kim Dokja will be killed by the person he loves most]

Lee Sookyung realized the true meaning of this fate. She knows who will kill her leboved son. —

“I’m sorry but I can’t let you see my son.”

“Why?”

Mother knows best~

And is it just me or did anyone else read YJH’s ‘Why’ in a really childish voice?

The person who I loved. Thus, the person who would kill me. I don’t know who they were-

Shipping Bitches look at the word ‘they’ and start trash/talking the other Bitches that say KDJ is straight. It’s me. I’m Shipping Bitches.

Finally, Yoo Jonghyuk spoke. “I guess your mother doenst like me.”

THIS IS SUCH A BOYFRIEND THING TO SAY- tell me this isn’t a boyfriend this to say-

“Yoo Jonghyuk. Do you remember the nebula we made? Kim Dokja’s Comapny..” —

“...you still want to use that name.” Yoo Jonghyuk moved closer to me and pulled out a sword. “I will chose the name.”

‘The nebula we made’ has me so soft 🥺. And I always wanted to know what YJH would’ve named the nebula.

They’re like parents that can’t agree on a name!!

However, there was a limit to the blow Yoo Jonghyuk could deal. He gasped and stepped back.

I’m sorry. 😏

“Remember the 2nd scenario?” —

Who would’ve thought at the time? Me and this guy, we would actually end up as companions.

“Release your hand and get lost, you damn son of a bitch.”

Don’t you just love it when the main pair looks back at their first meeting and recite words that they first said to eachother? Ahhhh.

[...(turn off your skill, Kim Dokja)...]

THE WAY YJH’s VOICE ALONE WAS ENOUGH TO BRING DOKJA TO HIS SENSES!! I know that Sooyang was there too, but it was Jonghyuk’s voice that sealed the deal.

Guess who’s birthday it is...

My baby 🥺

This right here, my folks, is my motivation to continue reading The Iliad. (After reaching book 2 and forgetting names left and right)

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 7

— still means I skipped sentences

“I heard we should find the ugliest king.”

I suddenly felt a gaze and Yoo Jonghyuk staring at me quietly. What was he looking at?

Ok. Listen. What if...Jonghyuk notice that Dokja’s face was blurred? I’d take it that he hadn’t noticed until people started calling Dokja ugly, and he would be confused as to why. Then, he looks at Dokja and realizes.

“Yoo Jonghyuk!” It was a jubilant voice. I watched the man approaching and my palms became wet with tension.

I know it became sweaty because Dokja was nervous, but I can’t help but get your-boyfriends-ex-is-crazy-but-you-are-insecure-and-think-he-wants-to-get-back-with-the-ex vibes.

“Yoo Jonghyuk! Became with with me!”

“Stop the bullshit before I kill you.”

Nirvana laughed at Yoo Jonghyuk’s attitude. He was so bored that even this felt cute.

“You pretend to hate me but you want me more than anyone else. You need sky strength!”—

“I have a companion already.”

Bwjwkwhwhwuwksoei WHEN HE SAID THAT ON MY FIRST READ, I DIED!!!! Nirvana seems to have a thing for Tsunderes tho...too bad the Tsundere Magnet title is already taken by our Lord Dokja.

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire likes this triangle] [2000 coins have been sponsored]

Nirvana was my most liked person for this. I mean-come on! He gave us a nice triangle...

I opened my mouth, “What is this nonsense? We aren’t companions.”

Yoo Jonghyuk replied with a blank expression, “No one was talking about you.”

Love 020 but it’s ‘companion’ instead of fiancé.

“Why isn’t it me? Why him?”

I hurriedly whispered toward Yoo Jonghyuk. “Hey. Just say that you like him. Quickly!”

“I don’t want to.”

“Why? Hey, just close your eyes and so it once...”

Nirvana shouted angrily when he saw me whispering. “Don’t whisper that n front of me!”

So...Kdrama/Asian drama again. Crazy-ex-threatens-to-do-something-unless-male-lead-gets-back-with-her-but-he-refuses-because-he’s-faithful-to-a-fault.

“I’m not interested in men!”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire cried out for blood] [2,000] coins have been sponsored]

Nirvana looked like he could puke. “I’m not a man!”

[The constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire is embarrassed]

“Of course, I’m not a woman either.”

Nirvana said non-binary rights! Uriel is perfect and I want to marry her but Gabriel is terrifying. ‘

‘I’m not interested in men.’ Oh it you ARE interested in a squid!

Yoo Jonghyuk stood in front of me. Nirvana’s mandala and Yoo Jonghyuk’s Heaven Shaking Sword collided.

Nirvana said, “What a lovely friendship. You are thinking of your companion first?”

F R I E N D S H I P

This have me K-Drama vibes: when the main lead (or second me lead 😢) stops a girl/bully/old lady/ex from slapping his girl.

“You talk too much. It will be hard for you to get Yoo Jonghyuk in the future.” —-

“I’m allow you to become one with me.!”

“Shut up, you pervert.”-

Now Dokja is the ex and Nirvana is Y/N from those cringed fanfics I used to read...