For The Make A Tshirt Challenge

For the make a tshirt challenge

Crime sorciere sit com headcanons

AU where crime sorciere is one big family. Thanks to every one who liked and/or rebloged my original crime sorciere headcanons and it got up to 100 notes so here's kind of part 2/random au thing

-Jellal is the stressed single dad

-Meredy is the mischievous child who will climb the fridge to get to the cookie jar

-They lost her in the mall because she went into the itsugar store when they weren't looking

-Unfortunately this isn't the first time this has happened

-Sorano is the older sister who sneaks "showy" outfits in her backpack to school and changes in the bathroom when she gets there

-She's gotten many office referrals

-she also has a new boyfriend every week and Jellal yells for her to "keep the door open young lady!"

-Sawyer is the kid that's bed is a car. Everything is a car. He has hot wheels covering the floor so never go into his room barefoot

-it's like legos but worse

-Macbeth is the emo preteen who's whole wardrobe is from hot topic and just wants to sleep

-Poor things' tired okay

-Erik is the oldest and thinks he's above his little siblings and can't wait to go to college so he can get away from his family

-his headphones are on 24/7

-He also has a pet snake, 1 because he likes snakes, and 2 because it keeps Sorano out of his room

-Jellal doesn't know what he was thinking when he let Erik get a snake in the first place

-Richard is the weird uncle who lives in the basement and is trying to get his start with his poetry

-Richard is a pushover so when the kids want something they always ask uncle Richard first

-"can we have ice cream for lunch"

-"if it is your hearts desire then yes, follow through with your passion"

-"thanks uncle Richard!"

-Papa Jellal has a thing for the next door neighbor Erza

-Meredy notices and invites her over for dinner and Jellal almost has a stroke

-Then there's the next door neighbor Kagura who's had it out for Jellal ever since Sawyer broke her window with a baseball and tries to keep Erza from Jellal

-Meredy decided this was an act of war and "accidentally" dropped her ice cream on Kagura's shoes

-Jellal apologized profoundly and gave her money to pay for the damage

-Meredy was grounded

-So she bothers Erik since she's bored

-Erik walks out the door and Jellal found him hours later in subway on his phone

-Sorano sneaks out the house to go to a party and Sawyer saw her leave and she had to bribe him with a promise to get him some more hot wheels to keep him quiet

-Macbeth got his eyebrow pierced without Jellal's knowledge

-Jellal saw and just sighed and said "just don't let it get infected I can't deal with anymore of this shit"

-Meredy: "That's a bad language word!"

-Sawyer "Yeah put a quarter in the swear jar!"

-They have a swear jar

-Erik is the most constant victim of the swear jar

-Once the jar's full the money goes to Meredy's Girl Scout troop

-Meredy is a very passionate salesgirl

-"C'mon you know you want the thin mints, don't lie to yourself lady!"

-Sawyer always wins the fun run at his school

-Jelall's just glad at least once of his children has a future

*I feel like this should be a thing

Jasiper in my equestrian au

Tempest Iikes Piper better than Jason. Tempest is a total brat to Jason but when Piper comes around suddenly HAPPY EARS!

I dance to forget~ I was listening to my fnaf playlist and that song came on and I just wanted to art! What do y'all think? I tried to actually shade this time lol.

My top 3 lesbian ships! Wendy x Chelia from Fairy Tail, Heather Chandler x Veronica Sawyer from the Heathers musical, and Lapis x Peridot from Steven Universe

Destiel One-Shot: Boyfriend

Series: Supernatural

Characters/Pairings: Destiel, Dean, Castiel, Gabriel, Sam

A/N: I wrote this shit instead of going to church this morning. I guess I'm going to hell. At least I'll get to meet Luci.

Summary: Gabriel tells Castiel to call Dean his boyfriend and Castiel doesn’t know the real meaning. Keep reading if you wanna know what happens:


“I need to get back to dean.” Castiel said anxiously.

Gabriel rolled his eyes. "What is he your boyfriend?”

Castiel cocked his head to the side. “What’s a boyfriend?”

Gabriel looked like he had just won a 500 dollar gift card to the It'sugar store. That was Gabriel's favorite heaven.

Castiel took a step back cautiously. Gabriel slung his arm around Castiel's tense shoulders, grinning ear to ear.

"It’s a term for someone you are especially close to." Gabriel explained. "Aren’t you and Dean close?"

"Yes we are close.” Castiel nodded. He had a more profound bond with dean, he’d told them as much. Castiel hoped he didn’t offend Sam, but the truth was the truth.

Gabriel nodded but still had that bright grin on his face. He must be happy to teach Castiel about new human terminology.


~


Castiel was quite frustrated. Dean was blaming himself for something stupid that wasn’t even his fault. Again.

Him and Sam where trying to cheer Dean up to no avail.

"Why do you even come when I call?” Dean asked sadly, nursing his 5th bottle of beer.

Castiel thought for a moment. Maybe he should use that term Gabriel had suggested, to be more human like Sam and Dean maybe that would cheer them up!

"Because your my boyfriend.” Castiel stated.

Dean choked on his drink and Sam’s eyes looked like they were about to pop out of their sockets.

Castiel was confused. Why where they reacting like this?

Dean set down his beer and looked at Castiel, eyes wide.

"I’m right here guys.” Sam said looking exasperated.

"Is that not the proper term for our relationship?” Castiel asked, he was severely confused.

Sam turned to him an eyebrow raised, and Dean looked like someone had gut punched him.

“Cas, what exactly do you think the term means?” Dean asked carefully.

"That we are close.” Castiel attempted a casual shrug though he was still confused, why where humans so complicated?

Dean shook his head. "No it’s not what they told you it was.”

"Oh." Castiel frowned.

Gabriel was very ‘in the know' on human interactions, so he was confused that Gabriel had gotten it wrong, and that Castiel might have offended Dean.

Castiel looked down. "My apologies Dean.”

"It’s alright, Cas.” Dean shrugged, but Castiel noticed that his cheeks were slightly pink.

Was it hot in here? It was hard to tell since Castiel was in his vessel.

"What’s the correct meaning of the term?” Castiel asked curiously.

Dean stiffened and Sam hid his mouth behind his hand in what sounded like a cough.

Dean waved him off. "Uh doesn’t matter.”

"I want to know, so I don’t accidentally use the term wrong again and offend someone like with you.” Castiel pouted.

"You didn’t offend us, just caught us by surprise.” Sam said gently, a grin spreading across his face. What was it with long haired men and grinning?

"But what is the real meaning?” Castiel asked earnestly.

"Uh, I uh, don’t know how to explain it.” Dean scratched the back of his head.

"I’ll google the definition!” Sam volunteered happily. Dean glared at him.

Castiel was glad Sam was happy to help, but Dean seemed strangely defensive about this, like when someone got to close to his pie.

Sam pulled out his laptop, opening it, but Dean slammed it shut.

"It’s dead.” Dean stated.

Sam started to protest but Dean looked him in the eye and stated loudly. “Your. laptop. is. dead.” While staring Sam down.

“Okay…” Sam looked a little unnerved and smug at the same time. Humans.

"You see its uh, boyfriend, is the term to describe someone you have a romantic like relationship with.” Dean explained awkwardly.

"Oh.” Castiel felt heat rising to his cheeks. He was deeply embarrassed.

"Who told you the wrong definition anyways?” Sam asked.

"Gabriel, it is strange, he is usually right about these things.” Castiel frowned.

Dean muttered something about where Gabriel should stick his Angel blade.

"Yeah I’m pretty sure he was pulling a prank on you.” Dean chuckled.

Castiel scowled. He had thought he could finally trust Gabriel but no!

Castiel made a mental note to never trust Gabriel again.

"Don’t worry about it, Gabriel pranks everyone.” Sam almost sounded bitter. Had Gabriel done something to him? Maybe he put toothpaste in Sam's oreos.

Dean clapped Castiel on the shoulder. “You can call me your best friend how about that.”

"Okay.” Castiel muttered looking down, still embarrassed.

"Lets go get cheeseburgers. Hopefully that’ll cheer us both up.” Dean offered and Castiel brightened.

Cheeseburger were good, that Castiel knew without a doubt.

They left and for some reason Sam made no move to come with them. He must not be hungry.