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Fenrys deserves a boyfriend

Blue: has a 12 step skincare routine

Red: washes his face with dish soap

Imagine Lance not letting Silver watch an R rated movie and Silver is like dude my life is an R rated movie are you kidding me

The citizens of Adralan trying to figure out who King Dorian is dating

Is it Queen Manon? Lord Chaol? Queen Aelin? Ambassador Fenrys? Who knows? Not them

For the lightsinger/siren Gwyn theory what if not only could she do hypnotic singing but also use a scream as a weapon like Black Canary

Eris is the embodiment of I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs

Eris puts the Bi in Bitch

Hephaestus looks like steampunk santa and I’m living for it

Nessian Daughter

What if Cassian and Nesta adopt an orphaned Illyrian child. I think Cassian adopting would be very fitting considering his childhood.

The girl they adopt was born on a blood moon, and came out with red hair, red eyes, and red wings, alongside moon pale skin. Her mother named her Scarlet for her unique coloring, Illyrians are superstitious types so they’d believe the girl was cursed. Especially when a few years later her mother contracts an illness and died. Because of this belief, they refuse to let her into the orphanages the High Lord and Lady had built.

Nesta is well known as a witch to the Illyrians, and still has some unknown kernel of power from the Cauldron, so she’d likely feel connected to Scarlet. Both of them hated and feared by others.

So the two of them decide to adopt her as their own. The poor girl thinks she’s cursed after everything she’s overheard from other Illyrians, males and females alike. But after loving care from her new parents, she slowly becomes a happy child, blessed instead of cursed.

I think Lance hates the cold, not just because he has a lot of dragon and flying types, but because of ✨trauma✨

Like maybe he ended up falling through the cave floor of the ice path and nearly froze to death

I also think it’d be funny if someone asked Lance why he hates the cold so much and he just pulls off his two fake fingers and says cause I got frostbite and everyone loses it

Ethan, pointing: That’s the jug of milk my dad went to get then never came back

Silver: My dad did the same thing. Do you think they shop at the same store?

Lyra: 🫢

I find it hilarious how similar Lance and Silver look. They both have red spiky hair and their skin tones are about the same. In some versions Lance and Silver both have gray eyes too. Nobody is gonna believe Silver’s ass is adopted. They just think Silver is Lance’s secret love child and the adoption is a cover story.

Or even funnier, after the adoption when Lance informs the press about his new son, he’s vague enough in what he says that everyone assumes Silver is Lance’s bio kid that he only recently found out about.

Lance says things like “his previous guardians were unfit, once I was made aware of Silver’s deficient living situation I took him in” and “I’m happy to be a father” and “I ask you to give my son privacy” and such. Not mentioning Silver isn’t his blood son because that is not important, family is who you choose. Lance does not realize that most of Kanto and Johto does not think that way lmao. Thus the secret love child assumption continues.

What if Lance has an Altaria that’s trained as a service Pokemon to calm people down and comfort them. You just sink into the soft fluff and are sung a soothing lullaby. Having a panic attack? It’s hug Altaria time. Altaria cuddles are the cure to depression.

Altaria is constantly snitching on Silver because she can sense when he’s feeling distressed and will stick to him like glue. And Silver has no idea why this Pokemon is nuzzling up to him. Or why Lance is asking him how he’s doing when he told him a million times that he’s fine

Lance doesn’t tell Silver about Altaria being a trained service Pokemon because he knows Silver would get defensive about it. He’d think of it was a sign of “weakness”. So Lance just says Altaria must really like Silver.

Until one day Clair accidentally spills the beans. With the tact of a sledge hammer. She sees Altaria sticking to his side all the time and is like “jeez kid how fucked up are you?” and Silver won’t let her leave until she explains lol. And Lance is like gdi Clair

Silver was secretly touched Altaria liked him so much. Until he found out the real reason why she stuck by him was because she could tell he was stressed tf out. And his feelings are hurt (but he’ll never admit it)

“I’m not upset about it” Silver says as Altaria is still trying to cuddle him despite him pushing her away. “It’s just her doing what Lance trained her to do, she doesn’t actually like me”

But Altaria actually does grow fond of Silver outside her “job”. He’s her baby chick. Eventually Silver will allow the Altaria cuddles, and even seek her out when he’s feeling anxious. Lance gets very emotional when he finds both of them snuggled up together and snoring on the couch and sends a million pictures to Clair and the Elite 4.

I need Lance and Koga to be cringe fail dads of teenagers together

Lance with recently adopted and slightly bitey Silver and Koga with Janine whose dating now

I like to think the Waynes just make shit up to fuck with the press. 1) because it’s funny. 2) because it’s their way of getting some narrative control back.

It’s better for them to come up with a story they think are funny, then to leave it to the tabloids where they could possibly come up with something that would hurt their feelings. Because tabloids are always gonna print stuff about them. Whether they’re nice and boring or causing scandals. Tabloids want an interesting story and will make one up if the Waynes don’t give them the stuff they need to get readership.

So the family has a competition of what ridiculous shit they can get people to believe. Tim and Cass have half of Gotham believing they’re twins separated at birth. Damian says he has a pet tiger and the zoo has been called several times about it. Dick makes people think he has a collection of itasha cars. Duke asked for McDonalds and Bruce tried to buy the whole company. Etc.

Robin Red, Super Blue, and the rest of the Rainbow

| M | Ch 1/? | 4k | Tim Drake/Kon-El | Core 4 friendships | plus Steph and Cass | Enemies to Lovers | Idiots to Lovers | Queer Themes | Family Issues | Secret Relationship | Secret Identity | Inspired by “Red White and Royal Blue” by Casey McQuiston |

He went by many names, Kon-El, Conner Kent, Supernova. But no matter what moniker he went by, he was always a hero. Ever since he popped out the tube passionate and rebellious. He, alongside Olympia and Impulse, represented the next generation of youthful superheroes with their daring rescues, cutting edge looks, and irresistible charm.

Kon’s been a hero for eight years now and has gotten it down to a science. His days of making naive mistakes are over. That is… until Tim Drake-Wayne throws a wrench in his plans. Or more accurately, a cake.

Supernova and Tim Drake-Wayne are caught getting into an argument at a charity gala, and it ends in buttercream property damage and headlines in the newspapers.

So the Justice League and the Waynes stage a fake friendship between Supernova and Tim Drake-Wayne as damage control. But can they convincingly play along after their long-standing petty hatred? Kon thinks Tim is a stuck-up rich brat, and Tim thinks Kon is a vain showboat. But along the way, Tim and Kon realize there is more to the other person then their previous impressions. Something alluring. And it threatens the tower of secrets the two boys are precariously balancing.

“Hey Timbo…” He drawled, and the man somehow stiffened up even more than he already was. Kon discreetly used his X-ray vision to check if Tim was actually a robot in disguise, but no, he was just an uptight human man. “Does your ass ever get sore from that stick you have jammed up it?”

“Does your jaw get sore from how often you run your mouth?” Tim retorted calmly and sipped on his champagne, cool as anything.

He was so perfectly composed and it only made Kon want to poke at him more — to see what it would take for him to crack.

“I’m invulnerable.” Kon reminded Tim. “It’s part of the Kryptonian package.”

“Does that package also include an incessant need for attention?”

This bitch.

{Continue reading on AO3}

First chap is up! https://archiveofourown.org/works/49478593

RWRB AU where Tim Drake Wayne and Supernova are at the same fundraiser in metropolis and have a petty argument that ends up with them crashing into the cake celebrating the charity’s 10th anniversary or whatever

It’s an au where Batman never let the kids out of Gotham so superboy and robin never met before (JL also doesn’t know Batman’s secret ID)

Tim thinks Supernova is a vain showboat while Supernova thinks Tim is a stuck up rich brat, but those first impressions change over time as they get to know each other

Both Bruce and the Justice League want to avoid the scandal of “cake gate”so they say Supernova and Tim should pretend it was a frat bro mishap and that they’ve actually been friends for years now but never said anything bc superheroes known civilian friends tend to get kidnapped a lot (side eyes Jimmy Olsen)

Kon is against it because he has a petty hatred for mr richy rich but Lois points out since he has super strength he’d be blamed and painted as violent even if Tim was the one who pushed him so Kon reluctantly agrees

So they to pretend to be bffs to avoid fallout. They play at being fake friends and become real friends along the way. Then to best friends with benefits to lovers just like in the book.

I think Cass would prefer animated TV over live action where she can tell the actors are pretending

She’d love studio ghibli and you can’t change my mind

What do yall think of Olympia as Cassie’s adult superhero name?

Olympia was the city where the Olympics were first held back in Ancient Greece. As a name it is associated with strength, athleticism, and victory. Which I think makes it very fitting for Cassie.

RWRB AU where Tim Drake Wayne and Supernova are at the same fundraiser in metropolis and have a petty argument that ends up with them crashing into the cake celebrating the charity’s 10th anniversary or whatever

It’s an au where Batman never let the kids out of Gotham so superboy and robin never met before (JL also doesn’t know Batman’s secret ID)

Tim thinks Supernova is a vain showboat while Supernova thinks Tim is a stuck up rich brat, but those first impressions change over time as they get to know each other

Both Bruce and the Justice League want to avoid the scandal of “cake gate”so they say Supernova and Tim should pretend it was a frat bro mishap and that they’ve actually been friends for years now but never said anything bc superheroes known civilian friends tend to get kidnapped a lot (side eyes Jimmy Olsen)

Kon is against it because he has a petty hatred for mr richy rich but Lois points out since he has super strength he’d be blamed and painted as violent even if Tim was the one who pushed him so Kon reluctantly agrees

So they to pretend to be bffs to avoid fallout. They play at being fake friends and become real friends along the way. Then to best friends with benefits to lovers just like in the book.

the RWRB movie is making me think real hard about my RWRB timkon au wip in my docs

Tim chose both when it came to his last name I don’t know why people are surprised he’s bi