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Destiel One-Shot: Boyfriend

Series: Supernatural

Characters/Pairings: Destiel, Dean, Castiel, Gabriel, Sam

A/N: I wrote this shit instead of going to church this morning. I guess I'm going to hell. At least I'll get to meet Luci.

Summary: Gabriel tells Castiel to call Dean his boyfriend and Castiel doesn’t know the real meaning. Keep reading if you wanna know what happens:


“I need to get back to dean.” Castiel said anxiously.

Gabriel rolled his eyes. "What is he your boyfriend?”

Castiel cocked his head to the side. “What’s a boyfriend?”

Gabriel looked like he had just won a 500 dollar gift card to the It'sugar store. That was Gabriel's favorite heaven.

Castiel took a step back cautiously. Gabriel slung his arm around Castiel's tense shoulders, grinning ear to ear.

"It’s a term for someone you are especially close to." Gabriel explained. "Aren’t you and Dean close?"

"Yes we are close.” Castiel nodded. He had a more profound bond with dean, he’d told them as much. Castiel hoped he didn’t offend Sam, but the truth was the truth.

Gabriel nodded but still had that bright grin on his face. He must be happy to teach Castiel about new human terminology.


~


Castiel was quite frustrated. Dean was blaming himself for something stupid that wasn’t even his fault. Again.

Him and Sam where trying to cheer Dean up to no avail.

"Why do you even come when I call?” Dean asked sadly, nursing his 5th bottle of beer.

Castiel thought for a moment. Maybe he should use that term Gabriel had suggested, to be more human like Sam and Dean maybe that would cheer them up!

"Because your my boyfriend.” Castiel stated.

Dean choked on his drink and Sam’s eyes looked like they were about to pop out of their sockets.

Castiel was confused. Why where they reacting like this?

Dean set down his beer and looked at Castiel, eyes wide.

"I’m right here guys.” Sam said looking exasperated.

"Is that not the proper term for our relationship?” Castiel asked, he was severely confused.

Sam turned to him an eyebrow raised, and Dean looked like someone had gut punched him.

“Cas, what exactly do you think the term means?” Dean asked carefully.

"That we are close.” Castiel attempted a casual shrug though he was still confused, why where humans so complicated?

Dean shook his head. "No it’s not what they told you it was.”

"Oh." Castiel frowned.

Gabriel was very ‘in the know' on human interactions, so he was confused that Gabriel had gotten it wrong, and that Castiel might have offended Dean.

Castiel looked down. "My apologies Dean.”

"It’s alright, Cas.” Dean shrugged, but Castiel noticed that his cheeks were slightly pink.

Was it hot in here? It was hard to tell since Castiel was in his vessel.

"What’s the correct meaning of the term?” Castiel asked curiously.

Dean stiffened and Sam hid his mouth behind his hand in what sounded like a cough.

Dean waved him off. "Uh doesn’t matter.”

"I want to know, so I don’t accidentally use the term wrong again and offend someone like with you.” Castiel pouted.

"You didn’t offend us, just caught us by surprise.” Sam said gently, a grin spreading across his face. What was it with long haired men and grinning?

"But what is the real meaning?” Castiel asked earnestly.

"Uh, I uh, don’t know how to explain it.” Dean scratched the back of his head.

"I’ll google the definition!” Sam volunteered happily. Dean glared at him.

Castiel was glad Sam was happy to help, but Dean seemed strangely defensive about this, like when someone got to close to his pie.

Sam pulled out his laptop, opening it, but Dean slammed it shut.

"It’s dead.” Dean stated.

Sam started to protest but Dean looked him in the eye and stated loudly. “Your. laptop. is. dead.” While staring Sam down.

“Okay…” Sam looked a little unnerved and smug at the same time. Humans.

"You see its uh, boyfriend, is the term to describe someone you have a romantic like relationship with.” Dean explained awkwardly.

"Oh.” Castiel felt heat rising to his cheeks. He was deeply embarrassed.

"Who told you the wrong definition anyways?” Sam asked.

"Gabriel, it is strange, he is usually right about these things.” Castiel frowned.

Dean muttered something about where Gabriel should stick his Angel blade.

"Yeah I’m pretty sure he was pulling a prank on you.” Dean chuckled.

Castiel scowled. He had thought he could finally trust Gabriel but no!

Castiel made a mental note to never trust Gabriel again.

"Don’t worry about it, Gabriel pranks everyone.” Sam almost sounded bitter. Had Gabriel done something to him? Maybe he put toothpaste in Sam's oreos.

Dean clapped Castiel on the shoulder. “You can call me your best friend how about that.”

"Okay.” Castiel muttered looking down, still embarrassed.

"Lets go get cheeseburgers. Hopefully that’ll cheer us both up.” Dean offered and Castiel brightened.

Cheeseburger were good, that Castiel knew without a doubt.

They left and for some reason Sam made no move to come with them. He must not be hungry.