transmasc he/it | 18 | batman fandom got me good | artist, writer and professional procrastinator (update: it was audhd)
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I fear if i watch the greatest showman nothing will ever be the same
yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves
he's just a little guy
The Boy Wonder #2 by Juni Ba
Boy wonder is PEAK!!!
Im soo gonna try and find it in my local comic store
hoping its at a good price 🙏
At it again with: Immortal Tim!!
Jason breaks in Tim's apartment after the failed last attempt.
"You barge into my house,"
"Not your house, its an apartment at best."
"While I'm making lasagna,"
"Microwaved lasagna."
"And decide it would be a good idea to SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD AND SPLATTER MY BLOOD ON THE CEILING?"
"I wanted to check."
"Check what?!"
"If you could die. I was obviously wrong."
"My lasagna has more blood than sauce, you bitch."
"Well, are you hungry now?"
"No! Because of you, I'm not hungry anymore."
"You're welcome."
"I wish you stayed dead, pretender."
"Pretender?? You stole my name. Twice."
"And you stole my gimick. My brand, if you will."
"What, is 'not dying' copyrighted?"
"Reviving is. Specifically without any outside help."
"So you gonna sue me?"
"Yes, for atrocious life choices. Unless you want to clean my ceiling."
"Nah, I'm good."
"GET BACK HERE!! IM PAINTING YOUR BIKE PINK!"
"Lalalala, I can't hear you."
Dick Grayson and colour study!!
He's my boy, to me he is everything <3
Close up under the cut ⬇⬇⬇
I love that eye compliment me on that eye i love it
The face generally is pretty good
And i think jt only too like 2 to 3 hours
WHICH IS AN IMPROVEMENT from last time's 5 hours
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
***
Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
***
Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
***
And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
Dick Grayson and colour study!!
He's my boy, to me he is everything <3
Close up under the cut ⬇⬇⬇
I love that eye compliment me on that eye i love it
The face generally is pretty good
And i think jt only too like 2 to 3 hours
WHICH IS AN IMPROVEMENT from last time's 5 hours
Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL
Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”
Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”
Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”
Oliver: blue screens
Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”
*taps mic* : shoujo manga toxic boyfriend steph
bonus double foot in mouth scene:
Cannot believe i just found out two of my favourite artists from different fandoms are best friends and regularly table together for cons.
can we stop pretending the bats all live in the same house together i swear those people do not communicate nor see each other regularly
My personal characterization of Jason filled with Lazarus Pit Rage™ is something like:
Tim, Red Robin, comes to the Cave after a very physical fight, leaving him with some joints not bending the right way. Jason, the only person already there, is the one to give him medical assistance, since leaving dislocated joints like that isn't the most painless process.
Jason, though verbally begruginly, helps him up to the cot and starts working on placing them back. One particular scream gets past the cloth in Tim's mouth, being that he refused being locally anesthesiated – which is also malpractice – sending Jason into unwanted memories of the smell of blood and gunpowder, sounds of screams and laughter.
From Tim's prespective, Jason sets his shoulder, stills, and proceeds to grip his forearm so hard he believes he just fractured both bones, pulling and pulling until the shoulder pops back out.
Tim screams out, screams for Jason to stop, struggles to let go. Jason, however, isn't doing any of that, he is still for most part, fixated in a point behind Tim. Tim knows he isn't there, if he were genuinely hurting him, he would've had multiple insults to prove him mentally present. All he can do is calm himself down, as his arm is wrecked so badly he is considering visiting space and looking for a healer.
A ping sounds in the Cave, probably from the batcomputer, it is nothing but a harmless ping, no emergency signal or call from those active. Probably a confirmation of apprehended wrongdoers.
It snaps Jason out of it. He lets go, looking down at his work and back up at Tim's agonising expression. Jason then, not unlike before, loses himself again. Instead taking a more clinical stance, setting the shoulder back and passing a portable x-ray over the arm, executing the procedures purely from muscle memory.
He leaves Tim with his wounds patched up and both arms in slings, one of them heavier than the other. Even leaving a motor wheelchair that they have in case of graver wounds, which works perfectly in this situation.
Tim, decides then, like a fool, not rest and follow Jason. Knowing he woukd rather cool down alone, but not really allowing him to be lonely.
Jason would never become an alcoholic or a drug addict, his mother died of an overdose, for gods sake!
Tim however,
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
I need a fanfiction, where all the batkids are alternative version of themselfes.
Dick is a Talon
Jason is the red hooded ninja
Tim is Joker junior
Damian is an assassin (w/ Jason. They're co-dependent on each other)
Cassandra offs people with no remorse
Stephanie took over her father crime business and perfection it
Duke is a cult leader
But Bruce is still Batman.
The JL wants to create a new team, and Bruce brings all of them to the watchtower, and they freak the JL and their partners out.
JL:" .. Batman, what do you got there ?"
Batman: "These are my children"
Dick: *Glares at them*
Jason: *looks around the room* *looks for threats for damian*
Tim: *giggles like a menace*
S/b: "Holy shit, is that. Holy Duke?!"
Duke:" Yes it is I, my child"
Cass and Steph: *don't care* *want to go home*
Damian: *glares at the JL*
Batman: "Aren't they precious?"
(The reason they go is because Bruce took them in when they had nothing or were lost. They love him so much and will do everything for him)
nightwing psa dont vape fear toxin and dont get your super friends on toxic fumes and dont throw up on my brand new gloves you ruined the circuitry timmy
DC fandom is the only fandom where saying "you could try to read their comics and engage with their characters outside of shipping lenses and fanon tropes" is seen as an insult
You know that one fanfic where Tim gets high on different drugs every birthday he spends alone and he notes down what he feels but Jason is there one time as red hood and Tim thinks he's a hallucination?
Yeah i love that idea
Ra's is in Gotham
Tim: If you've git a problem, you're gonna have to get through me.
Ras, turning around to find tim: Ah, if it isn't the Young Detective.
Tim: In the flesh, you still keeping my spleen in a jar on your mantle?
Ras: Yes, and I pray to it every night that you might finally come to your senses
Tim:
Tim: Everyone heard that, right?
Immortal Tim
Jason breaking into the tower or whatever, that one scene everyone loves. Tim has a knife to his neck and a very visible sprained ankle.
"Uh."
"Hi."
"Are you trying to kill yourself?"
"Noo..."
"You are holding a knife to your neck."
"I'm... Shaving?"
"Your non existent beard?"
"That just means I did a good job."
"You know, I was gonna beat you up but i'll come another day. Dont kill yourself until then."
"Yeah sure."
Doesnt wait for jason to leave the room and kills himself.
"For the record, that was not me."