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YOU ARE CORRECT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT!!! YOU ARE ALSO GIVING ME EMDUO BRAINROT!!!!!
cTechnoblade. As feared a warrior he is, the man does know how to fight fair (... sometimes). Despite the chaos pushed on to him by the voices, he holds some sort of moral code.
cPhil, on the other hand... the crows could tell him to kill a man and he'd go "ok lol" AND JUST DO IT.
I would also like to remind everyone about how someone told Phil it was national hot dog day on stream about 16 days ago, and as a sub goal, he proceeded to do a shot of gamersupps made with hot dog water and eat half a raw hot dog as "garnish".
It was miserable to witness.
We loved it.
So this is just an observation from someone who is pretty new to the fandoms involved and has just been consuming all the old vods from the Antarctic Empire days. But it seems to me that Technoblade's interaction with his chat is one where the chat demands chaos and he steadfastedly holds to a certain code of honor and decorum in spite of their demands. Whereas Philza's interaction with his chat, while there are demands for chaos from the chat, is much more of a give and take where Philza will sometimes act chaotically of his own accord because it's funny. Philza is basically a fae that will murder a man and laugh at his demise, where Techno spends more time resisting the demands for blood than actually going for kills.
All I'm saying is however much Technoblade would have no trouble crushing me in a fight, I'd much rather face him than Philza. Techno has rules and tries to follow them, Philza is far more of a wildcard despite his habitual caution.
the voice of the cheated is such a particular specimen to me. he seems so angry but its rarely at another voice. all the other voices will constantly bicker or just be angry or sad, but in the route of the razor, cheated does not want to be alone, he wants people with him. Comparing him to some of the angrier voices: Stubborn, Cold, even Paranoid; no others have brought them all together against their common enemy. No one else has relinquished control and "emptied the glass" for the sake of success. He cares so much about fairness and so little about power or superiority. He doesn't tell the others to be quiet, he tells them to do all they can against the Razor. Hurt people may hurt people but strong people heal people. He is so special but he feels so overlooked despite being the foil to such a beloved route.
they needed a gay makeout session to relax.
it's time for class, bonjour.
thank you for tagging me, this made me want to crawl into a hole but like in the best way possible.
there was the poetry!
This was so much fun to write lmao. Tagging @icarusbetide and @fortheloveofgodletmein for the idea lmao. I had to get into my miserable HS experience so far to make this extra special lol
Alexander Hamilton was an immigrant who moved to America three years ago. He lives with Lafayette and Mulligan because apparently it's okay for two teenage boyfriends to live together and have another teenager live with them. He goes to American Revolution High.
"Mon ami." Lafayette said as they walked into their JROTC class. "Are you excited?"
"Yes." Alexander flipped his brown hair with his baby hands. He was 3'2 and probably four pounds soaking wet. Meanwhile, everyone else was seven feet tall and weighed as much as fucking buildings.
They walked in the class that was buzzing with excitement because nobody sleeps in jrotc. They sat down before Thomas Jefferson and James Madison threw paper at him. Those two were the bullies of the class and nobody liked them, but they stayed in the class for some reason.
"Alright, cadets!" Their teachers, George Washington, shouted as he walked around the room. "We have two new cadets. I'm sure all of you will be kind and treat them with the utmost regard."
Two tall students walked in. Immediately, Alexander and Lafayette acted bisexual. The one with the long golden curls, green eyes, and freckles was called John Laurens. The other one was brown-eyed, curly-haired, and stupidly muscular.
"Look, cadet Hamilton is blushing."
Alex played with his hair as birds flew around his head. "S-shut up Jefferson..."
"Why don't you sit next to my son?" Washington ordered as he pointed to Alex. "Mulligan, you sit next to Lafayette."
"Not your son."
Immediately, they hit it off and yap throughout the class because why not.
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Alexander and John were making out in the back of Mulligan's car, where he was kissing Lafayette. This was all after John told them how abusive his dad is and they all decided they needed a gay makeout session to relax. But they all made a grave mistake: they were making out in uniform. Hiding in the bushes, Jeffershit got a picture.
"Wait until the program hears about this!" He shoved the phone in Aaron Burr's face, who magically became best friends with him and Madison in like two days.
He grabbed the picture. "This is great! With this, all those little shits will be thrown out. I'll be promoted!" He grabbed Madison's small shoulders. "We all will!"
"Let's him know what we know."
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When Hamilton walked into homeroom, someone pulled him aside into the unused staircase. There were they all there, his three bullies since Freshman year looking like they won the jackpot.
"We know your secret." They showed him your picture. His heart fell to his stomach. "Give us one reason why we shouldn't pass this to every single cadet in the program."
"Because..." sweat got on the floor. "It isn't true."
"What to do mean, Alexander?" Burr grinned. "We caught you lacking."
"I kissed another girl." Their eyes popped out their heads. "And I have proof!"
"Um-" Madison coughed up blood mid sentence like a little Victorian child, looking sadly into his handkerchief. "-no, there's no nee-"
Alexander showed them all a picture of him kissing Maria Reynolds, the hottest and sluttiest cadet in the program's history. "I kissed her with our covers on!"
"Um, bra listen," Jefferson said, smoothing out his magnesia uniform. "We won't tell anyone."
"You don't have to, I'll tell everyone before you tell them!" And just like that, he ran away like an anime girl, wind blowing his ponytail.
He ran into the bathroom and locked himself in the biggest stall. He pulled at his hair as the thunderstorm started. He began to hyperventilate.
"Mon ami?" Lafayette appeared because he always knows where Alexander is. "It's time for class, bonjour."
He got up and quickly walked to class. He saw the three mean cadets and broke down by the door.
"Son!" Washington cried as him and all of his friends rushed to him before he passed out.
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He woke up a day later in the hospital. John cried as he kissed his face. Washington walked up to him, wiping his big ass tears.
"Don't worry, son. I kicked out the three of them because they started to have sex together in front of the class after you passed out."
He hugged him like a sick little child and whispered, "Thank you, dad..."
Everyone exploded the end.
i'm racking my brain trying to decide which challengers track i should attach to this new part of forty, love ๐ซ
Oh my goodness my character's story is all coming together
Hans Christian Anderson Yuu!!!
๐๐ฎ ๐๐ข๐ ???
๐๐๐๐๐:
โI can feel my skin... rottingโ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐: Hans Christian Anderson
๐๐๐ ๐:
Class: 1-A (she does NOT wanna go to class)
Birthday: August 4, #### (the same day hans chirstian anderson died ๐ผ๐ผ๐ข)
Age: 10 (imagine ๐๐)
Height: 4 1/6 ft (do NOT call her short [she will tell you how you die {in explicit detail to}])
Dominant Hand: Left
Favorite Subject: History of Magic
Hobby: โWritingโ
Likes: lollipops, sweets, the first years, Silver, Kalim, Sam, and the other Ramshackle dorm โmembersโ (- Grim)
Dislikes: everyone at NRC, bugs, bitter food/drinks, the loop, Crowley, Raverne (why does she got beef with Malleusโs dad? LORE), Grimย
Favorite Food: lollipops
Least Favorite Food: coffee
Club: none (sheโs too young ๐ญ๐ญ)
Homeland: (she canโt remember)
Special Skill: she can remember everything (not everything everything but everything)
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐:
A morbid young girl with a strange obbsesion fascination over the Great Seven
Usually sticks to Yumi, Yui, and Yulissa (Miss Piggy! Yuu)
She secretly judges everyone at Night Raven, and will continue to do so behind and if sheโs feeling bold in front of their backs
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐:
Dark hair, and dull green eyes which she uses to look down at the floor and never at people
She seems to have dyed the ends of her hair red which she always denies
She looks very sick with deep eyebagsย
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐:
Likes to write
Once ate a dead snake (she was starving okay?!)
Loves Epelโs grandma and Deuceโs mom
Yulissa is her โaunt-figureโ
A silly lil goofy doodle piece
Yellow is coping so well
Need to dance with a girl and serenade her with cheesy 80s music (I canโt sing or dance)
If I donโt stop thinking about Deadpool and Wolverine, Iโm gonna lose my mind
THE VOICES
god, nothing is loud enough to stop the voices screaming
Does it look like waves? Because theyโre supposed to be waves TvT used a new brush for this, thought it would look better but Iโm unsure
anyhoo, I just wanted to say that I think Sym is gorjus gerdgis gorcheas heโs very pretty. Very pretty. is he mayhaps singleโ
Soo pretty, Sym gets the Summer vibes!! [I miss summer already :โD]
I and I would say he is single. . .Uh. . .VERY single
silly art of my mii i made a couple of days ago (its super rushed but i think it's cuttteeee)
I did something๐ง
WOAH
TWO POSTS!? IN ONE DAY!??!? IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Have more slay the princess doodles/drawings
DPS BOYS CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY
(today is my birthday, so birthday related hyperfixation post, I couldnโt help it)
Neil: My man Neil gets you a birthday card and forces everybody in existence to sign it.
โWho the hell is Greg?โ
โSome guy I passed on the street this morning.โ :D
He also gets you a paper crown and urges you to wear it the entire day. (social anxiety fears this man). If anyone makes fun of you they will get cussed out by Charlie. Neil buys an extra present, because he already knows that Charlie will be too busy (it happens every time).
Charlie: Charlie goes all out and starts planning a party a month in advance. This man loves to party and will look for any excuse to do so. It is held in the cave and it is the best party you will ever have. As for the present, heโs too busy planning the party so the present that Neil buys you is from the both of them.
Todd: When he first sees you he wishes you the shyest โhappy birthdayโ youโve ever heard, honestly itโs adorable. He just enjoys the day because he likes seeing you happy. At the party he gives you your gift: a poem he wrote and a bunch of cool little trinkets he bought. Todd is very nervous that you donโt like it (you love it, this man is a master at picking gifts) and he will die if you read the poem out loud in front of the others.
Knox: Kinda guy to text you as soon as midnight hits, then be super proud of himself because he was the first one to wish you happy birthday. Him and Todd go shopping a week beforehand. Then at the party he gives you the present (itโs either one of those cursed thrift shop T-shirts or a book that Todd helped pick him out).
Pitts: Definitely in charge of the music at the party, I headcanon that Pittsie has the best music taste known to man. As a present he gives you a mixtape with songs that you like, songs that remind him of you and just general vibey songs.
Meeks & Cameron: They team for a birthday vlog (like dead poets in nyc) with Meeks as the narrator and Cameron as the cameraman. They also film the preparations for the party and the shopping with Todd and Knox. They โinterviewโ Mr. Keating who gives a heartfelt birthday speech. Also they are definitely next to your bedside to wake you up and sing the worst rendition of happy birthday youโve ever heard. Queue Knox who comes in to tell them he was first.
to be a cute little fairy flying around and granting wishes
i fold my heart into quiet places, hoping someone will find it and know how to hold it.
excerpts from my heart