I Need A Fanfiction, Where All The Batkids Are Alternative Version Of Themselfes.

I need a fanfiction, where all the batkids are alternative version of themselfes.

Dick is a Talon

Jason is the red hooded ninja

Tim is Joker junior

Damian is an assassin (w/ Jason. They're co-dependent on each other)

Cassandra offs people with no remorse

Stephanie took over her father crime business and perfection it

Duke is a cult leader

But Bruce is still Batman.

The JL wants to create a new team, and Bruce brings all of them to the watchtower, and they freak the JL and their partners out.

JL:" .. Batman, what do you got there ?"

Batman: "These are my children"

Dick: *Glares at them*

Jason: *looks around the room* *looks for threats for damian*

Tim: *giggles like a menace*

S/b: "Holy shit, is that. Holy Duke?!"

Duke:" Yes it is I, my child"

Cass and Steph: *don't care* *want to go home*

Damian: *glares at the JL*

Batman: "Aren't they precious?"

(The reason they go is because Bruce took them in when they had nothing or were lost. They love him so much and will do everything for him)

Why was it mentioned that "this was the start of long lasting coke problem" and never referred to again

Am i supposed to believe after the happily ever after Tim got unbelievably high????

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

*taps mic* : shoujo manga toxic boyfriend steph

bonus double foot in mouth scene:

I fear if i watch the greatest showman nothing will ever be the same

Jason would never become an alcoholic or a drug addict, his mother died of an overdose, for gods sake!

Tim however,